Reviews by Gpoe

So I used to love this place, it used to be a constant stop by after work when I was in the area but the renovation and new ownership have missed the mark. Upon arriving there’s…

Ladies and gents out of convenience and promise this had become my primary club. The dancer quality was on the uptrend and bouncers were super cool. Luckily they haven’t started charging cover before 8pm so…

Pink pony is not the best club in south Florida. Pink pony is not the cheapest club in south Florida. However what they have done is they seem to provide a better variety in dancer…

So I’ve been back here a few times recently to see what the different shifts and days look like to have an informed opinion of pink pony. In terms of best shift, of those I…

While it’s tough to find a club that is the perfect balance of value and quality (papi has me convinced it’s the body club) I feel that playmates is almost as good as it gets.…

So this used to be my regular haunt, unfortunately while I've been gone nothing has changed for the better. To the contrary the amount of young talent seems little and the bulk of the ladies…

The clubs physical description matches the descriptions I've heard of the club that used to occupy this space (stilettos). In regards to the wait staff they are often "unaware" of the drink specials and aside…

I haven't been out to any strip clubs as of late so I figured I'd get back into the swing of things with my local haunt. Ladies and gents it hurts me to say it but…

By and far my favorite haunt. While the notorious tip parades are ever present, one cannot argue that the always revolving talent and 2-4-1 drinks are welcome in this prt of town. Considering that most…

So I will be visiting my favorite haunt once again today after work but wanted to reiterate some of the more common gripes and well known things about miami's high mileage paridise. The word paradise is…

So me and another Tuscl'er PapiChulo met up and swapped stories a couple weeks ago here. It hurts me to say but with each visit I see the quality of dancer just slowly decreasing and…

I've written many reviews about this place before so this one will be more tailored to my prior experience and what I learned. Always go to booby trap during happy hour, even if they aren't…

So it was late one Saturday night when me and a couple buddies decided to check this place out. It was around midnight when we arrived and much to our pleasent surprise the place was…

So it was late one Saturday night when me and a couple buddies decided to check this place out. It was around midnight when we arrived and much to our pleasent surprise the place was…

This club falls plague to all the usual Miami club issues, tip parades, too many fake tits, and massive language barriers for those who don't speak spanish. While some girls offer good mileage, it takes…

This club falls plague to all the usual Miami club issues, tip parades, too many fake tits, and massive language barriers for those who don't speak spanish. While some girls offer good mileage, it takes…

This place immediately amazes upon entry but you quickly come to realize that the best girls over charge for everything. Suffers from the usual girls doing laps for money, even those that have a terrible…