DonkeyKong71

Last time I was at Jakes in Peoria at 5PM on a weekday the door was locked. Even though they were supposed to be open. Just sayin.

Excuse me, Godfather's. I had just read a review of Platinum Plus in Lexington a few minutes ago.

Nice! I generally try to avoid the places like Platinum, because there seem to be a lot of Divas. But "she told me I could touch wherever I want, but if I tried to put any fingers in her we'd have to fight"? I may go there soon just to meet that girl!

I don't know about girls playing around with each other, but I've known Taylor for a while and that's a very accurate description. And when she's there, there are usually several girls onstage, usually 3 or 4 and they're having fun.

What? What? When a dancer says "It doesn't get better, IN HERE," that's where you get her digits and, you know...It's an opening wide enough to drive a truck through! Good job getting to that point, but sorry you missed the opportunity!