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34 reviews by berniebernie

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Kayla is the bomb

7.0/10

Took a trip to search out Kayla. A tiny thing but hot as fuck. Go in, you pay your admission to the guy above you in the window. Pro tip: go to their website &…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Waste of time

4.0/10

I've mentioned countless times about the parking & interior, so I won't go into those things. Will say the parking is quite safe (knock on wood.) I go in after a gym visit to unwind & relax.…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Roni saves the day

4.3/10

Made another trip to Pure Gold looking for a diamond in the rough. Parking is safe, never had a problem there. Earlier in the day went to their website & printed off their discount admission…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Cheaper admission than DJV with coupon

7.0/10

After a less than fun trip to DJV on Wednesday, thought to go to Pure Gold a few nights later. Printed out their $10 off coupon from their website. Net admission = $9 vs $15…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

The 30 mins for $100 VIP is gone.

6.0/10

Ok. Got there about 9pm. Free parking as usual. Pretty safe area. Never had an issue with parking my car there. Went in to pay. Showed the "free" pass. Paid $15 to get in. When you…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago 4

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Deja vu trip

7.7/10

Took another trip to the adult Disneyland of a gentleman's club in SF. Had a few punches left on my old 7-admission card so thought I'd partake and head in to chat with a few…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago 1

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Reunion Stop

7.7/10

Had not been to the MBOT for a long time so decided it was time for a reunion stop. I remember going there for my first time years ago. The place hasn't changed much. You…

berniebernieberniebernie· 6 yrs ago 1 1

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Hard work

7.3/10

This is a throwback Monday review. Maybe can teach a few newbies to be more successful in the club and not make a few errors that you might not think are errors. The club itself hasn't…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

A scouting trip! New Monday Admission Policy

7.0/10

Again went to my usual current favorite club here in Sacramento. The club is in a decent area, never had an issue parking in their lot. You can usually tell by the amount of cars…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 1

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Suki - give her a try

7.3/10

Again, won't waste any time posting about the club outside or inside as much has been written by myself & others. I have noticed it's hit & miss nights if you want free popcorn. Lol One…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Korea gives good lap dances

7.3/10

Again, I won't go into & repeat what others have said about the club. MO is still pretty much the same. Good news: they still give out pretty decent popcorn to customers at your table. Monday-Wednesdays…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Angel & scouting trip

3.7/10

Happy New Year all. I won't mention anything again about the interior. Things are the same. Maybe a slight change is that all the tables & chairs were scrunched to the opposite wall from where…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 1

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Angel & scouting trip

3.7/10

Happy New Year all. I won't mention anything again about the interior. Things are the same. Maybe a slight change is that all the tables & chairs were scrunched to the opposite wall from where…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 3

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Cherry

7.0/10

As usual, I won't go into specifics about the club's decor. Many have described what's inside. This trip is a report on a visit a little while back. Just catching up now. Went on a Saturday to…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 4

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Scouting Mission

7.7/10

Recently went to the Vu for another scouting mission. The club is still the same outside (decent parking, free); I've never had any problem parking my car there. Only exception was I suspect one time…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 1

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Lala - a hidden gem

8.3/10

Again I won't repeat what's been said about the club's interior & exterior. Thought I'd share one of my best ever experiences in a 30 min VIP...call it my throwback Monday review. It was on a Friday…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Sophie, beware of VIP upcharge

7.0/10

Again, won't repeat what I and others have said about the interior of the club. Still has a homey, intimate vibe that's good for a change of pace. Saw a petite fox Sophie I saw during a…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Give Mayela A Spin

6.7/10

Again won't waste time to rehash what's already been said about the club interior. I recall I visited a Friday. Normal shift of same girls, but was intrigued by Mayela. Unique sultry look. Waited for eons…

berniebernieberniebernie· 7 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Stay away from Luna

6.0/10

I won't repeat what I've written in the past about the club. Seems they are really making an effort to advertise on Facebook. They give a shout out to reviewers good and bad. Seems they…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago 2

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Best experience was with a balloon dance with a waitress

4.7/10

Enough has been said about the interior decor, so I'll skip that. I did notice the club might be upcharging if you sit on a couch as they had those roped off. Extra fee to…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago 5

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, CA

Only strip club, the best

8.7/10

Enough has been said about the layout of the MBOT, so I'll not repeat anything in that area. A legend. Place where the majority of guys on Northern Cal have gone at least once in…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago 1

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Another

6.7/10

I won't waste any effort to rehash a description of the club inside. I've done that repeatedly as have others. This is an older club, but is basically a hit or miss type of adventure.…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Still a hit or miss club

7.3/10

Again I won't write about the interior or club: everyone has heard the same. I will say some of the couches in the back for VIP dances are very uncomfortable. You have to sit to…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, CA

Dancer Migration from Pure Gold to Deja Vu

6.3/10

In previous reviews I've written and those of others, there's been enough said of the decor inside. So I won't bore you. Fyi. On the internet, you can download a $10 admission coupon for the club.…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago 2

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, CA

Exploratory Trip

6.3/10

Been enjoying the recent increased mileage at other clubs in Sac, thought I'd return to the old stomping ground Pure Gold. First re-upped the best deal in town for VIP access. $27 gets you $7…

berniebernieberniebernie· 8 yrs ago 1
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