Reviews by berniebernie

Took a trip to search out Kayla. A tiny thing but hot as fuck. Go in, you pay your admission to the guy above you in the window. Pro tip: go to their website...

I've mentioned countless times about the parking & interior, so I won't go into those things. Will say the parking is quite safe (knock on wood.) I go in after a gym visit to unwind &...

Made another trip to Pure Gold looking for a diamond in the rough. Parking is safe, never had a problem there. Earlier in the day went to their website & printed off their discount...

After a less than fun trip to DJV on Wednesday, thought to go to Pure Gold a few nights later. Printed out their $10 off coupon from their website. Net admission = $9 vs...

Ok. Got there about 9pm. Free parking as usual. Pretty safe area. Never had an issue with parking my car there. Went in to pay. Showed the "free" pass. Paid $15 to get in. When...

Took another trip to the adult Disneyland of a gentleman's club in SF. Had a few punches left on my old 7-admission card so thought I'd partake and head in to chat with a...

Had not been to the MBOT for a long time so decided it was time for a reunion stop. I remember going there for my first time years ago. The place hasn't changed much....

This is a throwback Monday review. Maybe can teach a few newbies to be more successful in the club and not make a few errors that you might not think are errors. The club itself...

Again went to my usual current favorite club here in Sacramento. The club is in a decent area, never had an issue parking in their lot. You can usually tell by the amount of...

Again, won't waste any time posting about the club outside or inside as much has been written by myself & others. I have noticed it's hit & miss nights if you want free popcorn....

Again, I won't go into & repeat what others have said about the club. MO is still pretty much the same. Good news: they still give out pretty decent popcorn to customers at your...

Happy New Year all. I won't mention anything again about the interior. Things are the same. Maybe a slight change is that all the tables & chairs were scrunched to the opposite wall from...

Happy New Year all. I won't mention anything again about the interior. Things are the same. Maybe a slight change is that all the tables & chairs were scrunched to the opposite wall from...

As usual, I won't go into specifics about the club's decor. Many have described what's inside. This trip is a report on a visit a little while back. Just catching up now. Went on a Saturday...

Recently went to the Vu for another scouting mission. The club is still the same outside (decent parking, free); I've never had any problem parking my car there. Only exception was I suspect one...

Again I won't repeat what's been said about the club's interior & exterior. Thought I'd share one of my best ever experiences in a 30 min VIP...call it my throwback Monday review. It was on a...

Again, won't repeat what I and others have said about the interior of the club. Still has a homey, intimate vibe that's good for a change of pace. Saw a petite fox Sophie I saw during...

Again won't waste time to rehash what's already been said about the club interior. I recall I visited a Friday. Normal shift of same girls, but was intrigued by Mayela. Unique sultry look. Waited for...

I won't repeat what I've written in the past about the club. Seems they are really making an effort to advertise on Facebook. They give a shout out to reviewers good and bad. Seems...

Enough has been said about the interior decor, so I'll skip that. I did notice the club might be upcharging if you sit on a couch as they had those roped off. Extra fee...

Enough has been said about the layout of the MBOT, so I'll not repeat anything in that area. A legend. Place where the majority of guys on Northern Cal have gone at least once...

I won't waste any effort to rehash a description of the club inside. I've done that repeatedly as have others. This is an older club, but is basically a hit or miss type of...

Again I won't write about the interior or club: everyone has heard the same. I will say some of the couches in the back for VIP dances are very uncomfortable. You have to sit...

In previous reviews I've written and those of others, there's been enough said of the decor inside. So I won't bore you. Fyi. On the internet, you can download a $10 admission coupon for the...