Reviews by sexynerd12

It is really surprising that this club has been reviewed only once in the past 5 years. Probably because this is not the traditional strip club; it is more like a swingers club. I went on a Saturday night along with a lady friend who was visiting from Detroit. For couples, we paid $120 to get in; bring your own bottle so you don't have to worry about buying drinks while you're there. You can go to the bar to get a mixer, and there are lockers on the side for you to lock your beverage while you are busy with other activities. When you walk into this club, it looks like a traditional nightclub with a dance floor and plentiful seating areas, as well as an elevated stage for those who want to be the center of attention. In the main club area, you will find a lot of women semi-nude dancing, making out, dancing on the pole, giving lap dances—all kinds of stuff that you really don't see at normal clubs. The beauty of this club is that most women there are open to you hitting on them as long as you're respectful about it. But that's just the beginning of the fun. The club has several rooms for different kinds of activities. There is one room with a large bed and a two-way mirror called the anything goes room. In that room, once you go in, you can expect anything to happen, either with you or with another couple that is in the room at the same time while everybody on the outside watches. Next to that room is another private room that has blackout curtains that are used for either threeways or pairs of couples. Opposite the private room are little private rooms with doors you can lock and beds in them, where you can close the door and get some kind of privacy if you do not like being watched. Then there is another room with a bunch of beds, and each bed has a blackout curtain, so you can have sex right there, and everybody would be able to hear but not necessarily be able to see unless you open the curtain to let them watch.In a separate room, you have a similar setup with a bunch of beds; however, the curtains in this room are sheer, so you can kind of see what's going on inside the beds. And then lastly, there is a theater room where there's a huge screen playing porn. Now this is an interesting room because we saw at least three couples getting it on right there in that room in full view of everybody else that was just hanging around watching what was going on on the big screen. So that's the general layout of the club. Now here is my personal experience of what I did while I was there. So me and my lady friend danced for a little bit in the main area. We sat down and talked to a few other couples that were there, and we did let them know that we were not together; we were there with friends that hook up whenever we get the chance. So in this setting, with everybody horny and doing all kinds of crazy stuff left and right; we found one of the beds with the sheer curtains, got in, got undressed, and started having fun. While we were having fun, there was another girl in the bed next to us who was there with her friends, who were a couple, which is an odd situation but not in my business. She crawled onto our bed and started rubbing my friend, and we were like, What the hell? and all started laughing. This led to some light conversation, and in under 5 minutes, we had a threesome with the new girl. At this point, a crowd started gathering, so I couldn't finish because it was a bit distracting. We took a break, got dressed, went back out to the club area, and went upstairs this time. Now this felt like a strip club. With about four stripper poles. All of which were taken, with girls just dancing, showing off, and enjoying themselves. I caught the eye of one girl on the stage, and she motioned for me to come over, so I did and danced with her a little bit. She then led me to one of the couches and gave me one of the best lapdances of my life. It probably helped that my lady friend and the new girl we met were in various states of undress and also rubbing on me. I was ready to go again, so I asked my lady friend if she wanted to come; she said she only wanted to watch. So all four of us found a private room, and I went to town with the lap dance girl while the other two watched and played with each other. This time I finished, and boy, I was exhausted. So we went out to the main area, got some bottles of water, sat down, talked, and exchanged numbers. I talked to a few other couples and single women, but nothing else happened. We left around 1:30. Crazy ass night! A few side notes: I don't think single men are allowed on Saturdays. Single women pay 20 bucks, and couples pay 100–120 bucks, depending on the night. It is best to valet here because parking anywhere else might get your car towed. I work in sales so naturally I make conversation very easy and know . This comes in handy because most people here are shy believe it or not. They will hardly approach you because they come in groups. You might need to put in a little work, spit some game, look and smell nice and make the ladies laugh and you'll definitely leave happy. Also, goes without saying No means NO . You'd be thrown out quickly if you make anyone in there uncomfortable by not respecting their boundaries and rules.

Went with my girl and another couple in the lifestyle . 6 cover charge around 11:30 pm . Enough has been said about the layout of this club so I'll jump right to the good stuff . We grabbed bears from the entrance and as soon as we walked in a very energetic waiter approached us and sat us right by the main stage . We ordered some more drinks . Gotta say she was very touchy with both me and my girl . We didn't mind at all. The dancers were all pretty good looking with a few standouts . A lot of bolt ons in the house . Good mix white , Asian and Hispanic, I counted just 2 AA Looking girls . My girl wanted me to get a dance from one of them , come to find out she's Cuban . The dance cost 20 , good amount of stick shifting and she let my hands roam freely . She maintained eye contact with my girl the whole time . It was hot lol. Dance ended with some very enthusiastic feeding . I looked over at the couple we came with and a dancer had the girls boobs out and was feeding herself . We all exchanged numbers with the dancers. Our waiter said she'll get us a very special dancer to give my girl a lapdance and that the lapdance would be 40 instead of 20. Smh Okaaay . In any case the dancer did approach us and have my girl a dance and asked for 20 . Lol. I tipped her an additional 10 because she was great . We were there till 2 when the club closed. Overall pretty fun night.

I was in town for the weekend . This was the closest club showing the McGregor Fight so I decided to give it a go. $40 to get in on this night . Probably due to the fight , I don't know what the regular cover would have been . The setting for this club is different from any other I've seen. There's one stage for dancers . The seating is all positioned to face the stage . The seating is a bunch of single chairs and small tables , some love chairs in the front and to the sides . There's a sectioned off section for big spenders ?! Idk .. I would say for bottle service but this club is BYOB only. The bar sells mixers for your drink . The stage dances are fully nude and I will say , a good majority of the girls look great I'd rate them 7-8's , 2-3 9s . There were about 15 girls working of all colors but not sizes . All were in great shape , no bbw or fake booties in sight . You can tip during the stage dances and some girls will twerk on you but in general this is a lapdance only club .. and boy was this some rubbish . Lol So dances of any kind are all in the VIP , dancers will sit by you and talk but all 5 that I talked to were all nice and not pushy at all but all asked me if I wanted a dance , I wasn't there for that so I declined . I would have taken up one or two because the girls were gorgeous but the prices ... The prices .. 20 goes to the house , a topless dance is 30 and nude is 40 , for one song . So it's essentially 60 a nude dance for one song . If you got 2 nude dances that's 100 bucks. No thanks lol. I've never paid 60 bucks for a lapdance my whole life , sure as hell wasn't starting on that night. I didn't ask about OTC because it just seems the girls here were not about that life . This club would be a bit if the dances didn't cost 60 bucks . Nice girls , nice staff , clean and unique setting , BYOB . But the lapdance prices are just too outrageous for my taste .

I went here 2 days in a row in the afternoon . On the first day (Wednesday) paid $8 Cover , bought a beer for 6. About 5 girls in total in the club and only 1 caught my eye. Unfortunately she was chatting with another gentleman for most of the hr i was there for . I was not approached by any dancers and left with all the money i came with . But i got an idea of how things work in this club Came back the next day around the same time . About 6-8 dancers in the club mostly 7-8s, one solid 10 and one that was just a NO for me . 2 Dancers approached me within minutes of each other both only spoke spanish. I dont speak a word of spanish. These girls seemed like they'd be open to extras so from the places their hands went but i didn't come here for that . Another dancer sat by me and we talked for about 15 minutes. She was probably a solid 8 . Offered to buy her a drink but she declined . We went upstairs and i got a dance from her. The lapdance area isnt very private as i could see other guys getting lap-dances around me but the lighting could hide whats actually going on . Place has potential, might visit at Night soon.

Went to the house on a Saturday with about 4 friends to celebrate Landing a new job. Did not expect much , knowing how dc clubs are.. i was pleasantly surprised. Saturday nights are called "Blackout Saturday " , the lights are turned quite low and the music is loud, also cover is 20 and tables do cost more. Atmosphere gave of a club party feel to it. Seating was plenty and our section was nice We didnt arrive with much of an agenda besides to have some drinks and party , seemed like the dancers were feeling that vibe because they were getting into it and having just as much fun. The girls are mostly black, maybe some latina but i didnt see any caucasian dancers . alot of the girls go fully nude , and my boy even had a dancer pull down here bikini bottoms while giving a regular standing dance with plenty of roaming allowed. I didnt inquire much into T.O but i cant imagine it would be out of the question . overall fun night . Ill go there again with "intentions" and report my findings .

Arrived around 6 on a Friday evening . 12 cover , dances 7 bucks. Maybe 12 girls when i arrived. Was lucky to get the chair in the corner . Girls of all shapes and sizes here (not all colors tho, most are black) and they aren't overly pushy for tips. Interestingly took almost 30 mins for a dancer to approach me . More girls arrived as the night progressed but it didnt matter. The one girl that did approach me stayed for almost 45 mins and made sure i was happy. No VIP required. Left with change in my pocket and a smile on my face .

Physical appearance of this club is probably the best you're ever going to see. The girls , probably the best assortment you'll find around these parts. What was weird was that there were more regular girls in here than strippers and guys combined. I got 3 dances and probably spent 200 on one girl with the nicest ass i've ever seen . 2 of my buddies also got numerous dances with her. Overall there werent as many strippers as i would have imagined. The lapdances were fully nude with considerable mileage. This was my second time here. Think i got my fill. Ive been spoiled by the cheap dances at ebony inn .

Knew a girl that said she worked here and invited me to come " see" her. I drove down here on a lazy Thursday night . Its a typical bar with a small elevated stage. the girls get fully nude so thats a plus . The girls are actually good looking and all white. Saw more fake boobs than i actually care for but , thats just me You can walk to the stage to put money on them and stuff. After their routine the walk around for more tips. roaming at all. I probably wont return here . If you wanna have some drinks and not bother about girls hounding you for tips, you'll like it here .

Boredom hit me on a friday afternoon so i popped into this place around 4:30. Before this visit i had never been to Normas, just heard stories. Didnt feel like making the 45min drive to ebony inn so .. here i was. There was no cover charge so at this time so that was a plus.... just about the only plus from coming here in the day time. Went in and there were about 4 dancers visible , none of which were remotely as hot as the bar tender. Got a drink and sat down by the pool tables. Sat there for almost 25 mins without getting approached by any dancer. I noticed another dancer walking out from the back.. she looked better than the rest of the dancers that were already on the floor so i moved to talk to her.. tipped her a bit then bought her a drink then went to get a lapdance.. gotta say tho, i wasnt expecting the dance to be that great but holy hell it was. Fully nude, FIV and even a nice but brief HJ. Asked her about takeout and she said she doesnt do all that "tricking" stuff. Still got her number but nothing has come of it. Guess she wasnt kidding. lol .

This was the next stop on our One Night Full Block Tour. No cover on this night , walked in and first thing I saw were the butts of half naked girls bent over on the bar . Considering how empty it was this night all attention quickly swung our way . Next thing I noticed was that this was a mainly white club . The girls looked alright but asked for VIP in like 3 mins of me walking in . No bar tender in sight, my friend and I sat close to the wal to watch the girls on stage . Both of them were at least a 7 and one was mixed black and something else .. I got her attention and she approached me after her stage dance .. Stood there for 10 seconds and asked if I wanted VIP ... WTF ?! So I asked her if they are at allowed to give a taste of what happens in VIP on the floor by at least dancing on a patron for more than 15 seconds .. And she said they weren't allowed .. Then came some guy asking us to buy 7 dollar drinks .. On that note .. We rolled out.

Friend of mine was leaving baltimore for grad school in Cali . We made it our mission to visit every club on the block. Started with K&D . No cover charge and light pat down . Place had about 7 dancers in view from the door and had maybe 6 patrons In total including us . Got some beers for 7 mad were approached within 5 mins . Light tipping dances while on the bar . Bar tender was super cute and nice .. I started getting pissed off when she kept asking us to buy drinks for the woman dancing on me. I didn't want to because I wasn't really interested in the dancer . Nice body but her face looked 35 . I explained to the bar tender that she wasn't my kind and she understood and stopped pressuring . My friend got some mileage from his dancer because he bought her a $20 drink . She quoted him for FS takeout and let's just say I or him wouldn't even pay half what she quoted . Left after about 45 mins to the next spot . Overall the setup was nice and I can see more fun being had here on a busier night .

My first daytime visit to the club wasnt fun . I hoped to redeem myself this visit. Got the the club around 3:30 but sat in the car until about 4. Ventured in and paid the regular 12. CLub looked the same as before. Few nice looking girls doing dances. I found a discreet spot to sit but for some reason kept on getting approached by dancers I wouldnt consider attractive. Until Jamaica came by, nice energetic young lady. Light skinned and thick in and the right places. SHe gave a good lapdance but 2 was enough. I wanted to give others the chance.. Long story short, things never quite got better. I found another dancer( name escapes me) she gave a very good lap dance with a plethora of moves beyond the regular , twerking, shaking and grinding. Ended up going VIP for 130, it was alright but Ive paid less for better. ... Left right afterwards. Might be time to explore new grounds .

After an amazing time on my first visit during a weekend nightshift I decided to see what the day shift had to offer. Got there at 3;30 on a wednesday . Expecting to walk in to at least 10 dancers, was bummed to see maybe 5, all of which were giving lap dances. SO i sat there by myself for maybe 10 mins , then got accosted by this fugly server. Didnt want anything to drink but she sat there telling me how she was homeless and this is her only job and how a tip would go a long way.... Bitch , i came here to tip the dancers not servers 4 times my size. She was annoying me so i gave her 3 to scram, was shocked that she said 3 was not enough for a drink, drinks were 5 ...Ummmm I dont want a drink so why am I tipping you the price of the drink ? I stood up and moved away .. Now onto the less bad stuff, A few dancers came out from the back, now I had maybe 6 to choose from and I got dances from just about all of them . None of them stood out particularly except from 2 dancers. Unfortunately I cannot remember her name . She was really sensual and even got of her knees and slowly rubbed her boobs on my Johnson . It was quite a treat, unfortunately she wore too much clothes and i didnt see much mileage in her future because she was super shy. Next memorable dance(s) was from a thick lightskinned chic called Viagra . I didnt need any before I was rock hard by just looking at her. Ass for days, smooth and bouncy... Firm succulent boobs, I ended up getting 5 dances from her. She let me have out Mr Johnson the entire time for an additional 5 . It was heaven and I was tempted to go to the VIP . Which she quoted 150 ... OTC was available for slightly more and I WILL make this happen soon... I believe my timing was off because I left around 4:30 and there were considerably more dancers at that time. Tho nothing worth a trip to the ATM. Ill return again at a better time, and probably Make sure my ATF sasha is working ... Until then , stay thirsty My friends

After reading much about this club , myself and two friends decided to take the plunge. Arrived at around 11:30 and paid the 30 dollar cover. The layout for this club has been covered well so i wont go into details there. Stepped in and WOW, alot of nice looking girls, went back out to to get some ones from the bouncer. Returned and found a seat to take in the view. Noticed guys getting lap dances on uncomfortable looking chairs out in the main are. Wasnt crazy about this layout. One think dancer named Action got my attention and i got hers but she was dancing on stage so nothing happened ...yet. Got a few standing dances from some nice looking women. Im an ass guy and the ladies here do not disappoint. I was approached by a short dark skinned dancer called Sasha. I like em short and thick and after feeling how soft her ass was i knew i would be getting a lap dance . Danced are 10 at night , so we got a spot and she straddled me cowgirl style and started grinding away. HEAVEN. She let me roam to my contention , Very high milage dance. We were at it for maybe 30 mins and it only cost me 30. Given we were talking and laughing around, she said she was enjoying herself and didnt seem in a hurry to leave . I didnt mind. We had to end it before I blew right there and then. FS was on the table for a good price but i opted not to. VIP room was 20 to go in. Whatever happens in there is between you and the dancer. I got a dance from action, and she was very hands on .. found some privacy in one of the corners and blocked it off with empty chairs . Made me blow my load in one fucking dance. Went cleaned up and got a drink... This place is amazing, and from what i hear its even better in the day time.. I will be investigating this soon

Few friends (2 guys) and I went to The Get Down Nightclub , I was dead in there so we decided to go to Ritz since it was only a 5 min walk away. Got there, the door guy was super nice and stated a $10 cover charge, 20 if we wanted VIP, it was already almost 1am so we bargained a bit with the lady that takes the cover charge. She let 3 of us get in for 10 bucks so we tipped her 5. The club is set up really nicely. Big elevated stage with 2 poles. VIP area above with couches and tables and poles . I saw a few 7s and one 10 (at least by my standards) . White, tall, Huge boobs nice plump ass and thick thighs . What i did notice however was that the bartenders and severs were more attractive . The dancers were mostly skinny model types .. not really my preference. Drinks range from 6 to 9 bucks. I was approached by my 10, she pressed up on me and whispered stuff in my ear. My jaw dropped not cos she was turning me on (which she was) but because she told me lap dances were 30 bucks..... PER SONG . I declined, but was curious as to how good this dance must be for it to be that expensive. At about 1:30 the upstairs VIP are was no longer 10 to get in so I just went in the see what was happening . This is were the lap dances happen. Its not a sectioned off area, more like a chair with arm rests high enough that you dont see whose sitting in it. There are sectioned off VIP areas with curtains and I think $100 to use, and another with a bed.. didnt inquire about that price but i can only imagine. I saw my 10 finishing up a lapdance and she still had on her bra and panties so I'm guessing so Nude dances. Overall, I spent 30 bucks tipping dancers on stage and a nice but persistent bar tender (6 for a drink ) . The dancers generally dont grind on customers ( actually they make a very obvious effort to avoid contact ) which i find strange so no money went to that. Overall, staff is nice , drinks are good, atmosphere is good , dancers are pretty but you get 0, ZERO milage in this club. on to the next .

After my regular stop at diving horse, I decided to stop in here because a few friends had mentioned it to me. Wasnt impressed with the $20 cover charge. Got in and the place was huge with a really nice set up. Large bar and plenty of girls. Mosty 8's and 9's .. I saw at least one 10 by my standards. I really liked the diversity of the club. There were black girls, red bones, skinny tattooed girls, and a few latinas (i think). Cant say I saw a white dancer but it wasnt an issue for me. I didnt get a lap dance because I wasnt there for that . Was only scoping out the spot. My only complain would be how illuminated the whole place was. Im not a fan of much lighting in strip clubs. Overall, good experience tho .

This has been my go to club in baltimore for a while. I'll admit I have not had much to compare it to but I honestly have not had any reason to . This is a general review of the club. Get in there for a cover charge of 20 I belive, I'm not much of a drinker so one beer was fine (cost 8 bucks) , whats annoying is the way the bartenders force you to buy drinks. You must have something in your hands at all times, makes it hard to touch dancers who dance on you. The club is relatively small so girls rub they asses on you just to move around. Its a good way t find who you want to take to the back for a lap-dance. there is usually about 2 girls dancing on stage at all times. The girls...the girls... there is something for just about everyone. From the older ladies to bbws, young spinner types, thick black girls, thick white and latina girls. In the past this club has gotten me some high milage. With full service as low as 60 bucks if you are a good negotiator. A friend of mine took a stripper home for about 100 i believe, they were at it for 2 hrs. You just gotta know your game and you'll have fun. I know I have .