Reviews by spfldsuitex

Stopped in last Saturday with some friends after a Tigers game. Some hot dancers, some not, but a pretty good time overall. Cover was $20 after the game. Not sure if it's always that high or just due to the game. In any case, the club was crowded with people, dancers, and waitresses. Drink prices aren't bad. However, the atm fees are ridiculous. Charges are 20% - $20 for every $100 you want to spend on a dance or on the stage. Bring cash from home or literally anywhere else. That aside, i sat at the left end of the stage, just below the section with raised couches. Lots of traffic from the waitresses and dancers. There were a dozen or more dancers on duty. Races varied, as did the hotness of the dancers. I did take a dancer up on her offer of a couch lap dance. Really hot, fit blonde. The dances are in the open, set off in a corner of the raised section a couch. There weren't any other patrons up there when i went, but it's not a lot of privacy. On the plus side, the dancer allowed a lot of contact. Roaming hands were fine, etc. Overall, I'd go back, but i'd probably check out legends first and I'd definitely bring cash. Do not pay the atm fees!!

I visited Friday, Feb. 22 just right around happy hour. The place has a big parking lot - plenty of parking. There was no cover when I arrived, and I don't think anyone checked my ID. The bar is just to the right of the entrance when you walk into the club. The stage is right in the middle of the place, and seating surrounds the stage. A bunch of TV's playing sports are in front of 10-12 bar seats. I took a seat at the bar and ordered a bud light. The beer was cheap. The bartender was a short, Hispanic looking girl in a very short black dress. She was a little on the bigger side, but nice. If you're looking for a bar to get a cheap beer and watch some games, this might work. I believe there were 3 dancers on duty. I spoke with one - an AA chick whose name began with a T, I believe. Very fun to talk to, no pressure, good sense of humor, large chest. I didn't get a dance however. No dancers danced on stage, unfortunately, and there just weren't enough dancers to have a good time. I'll check it out again if I'm passing through at night, but I'm not likely to stop in for happy hour again.

I was leaving Whole Foods on Saturday evening and decided why not stop into VIP's? I had a bunch of VIP's dollars sitting around too, so that factored into the equation. I previously had a not so great experience at VIP's, but this time around was better. The club itself is nice. Exterior looks slick, interior is nice too. I started at the bar. Bartender (maybe named Steve?) was a nice guy. Drinks aren't cheap, but theyre not unreasonable, especially considering its a club and in a nicer part of town. I also was given a beer on the house - Nice touch. I believe everyone knows this already, but because the club serves alcohol, the dancers are not nude. They wear pasties over their nips and their bottoms are not thongs. Not to say the dancers aren't hot though. There were a couple that were pretty hot, imo (one maybe named Jewel? Wish i was better with names) and I enjoyed watching them dance. They seemed to be having a good time, but the scene was a little dull when i visited. I got a lap dance, which was really just a dancer dancing very close to me while i was sitting in a chair near the stage. It might've been weird, but there weren't many customers. There was no touching, which was less than ideal, obviously. I didn't go to the back area. I was quoted a total of $450 for a bottle and space in the back - a little aggressive for the evening trip to the grocery store that ended up at a strip club. Not sure how the dances in the back go. Overall, good place to chill and kill some time - as long as you know what youre getting into as far as the dancers wearing pasties. Id definitely go back to have a beer and watch football this season.

I popped into Honey's wednesday afternoon. No idea why, looking for fun, I suppose. To start, the place is in an old bank or something. The parking lot around the area is enormous. It's also bombed out and covered in potholes. Parking was plentiful right in front because not many people were there. I paid cover, which is fine, but the place makes you show an ID, which is also fine, then copies down your information into a notebook - which is not fine. It struck me as strange and I've never had another club do something similar. It really put a damper on any fun I might've had. I just don't understand why they needed to record the info. In any event, it was very slow and i didn't stay long. The club isn't much better than the parking lot I described. Neither were the dancers. Jusy a couple were walking around. Two white girls that were low to mid-thirties. Neither actually danced. One approached me and offered to go in the back. I declined, and said maybe later. I kind of wish I'd accepted just to see the back area and see what fun could be had back there, as I imagine it would be fun, but the dancer just wasn't doing ot for me and the price was 150. I was out the door after 15 minutes. Might have to TOFTT and check out the back area though, so I'll probably go back on a weekend or in the evening.

Stopped in BT's for the first time in a long time before a Tigers game. Im a little surprised about the less than positive reviews. Im far from a regular, so i dont know if management changes have had any impact or made any changes in others' experiences. For me, BT's continues to be one of my favorite stops when Im in town. I stopped in while driving downtown to a Tigers game, so my time was a bit limited. Someone mentioned that you dont have to valet, but i thought you did. In any case, i did valet. Not a big deal to me. When you walk into the club, the bar is on the right, the is on the left. I took a seat at the bar. Fewer dancers on duty than i hoped for. Two were at the bar talking to regulars and not moving around, so i moved to the tables to the right of the stage to get a little more attention. It definitely worked. A younger dancer, Id estimate about 20, with blonde hair chatted me up. She left to dance and came right back. She invited me to go to the back, and i accepted. Thats where things were a little pricier than i hoped for. The back rooms offered plenty of privacy, but i paid her by the song, paid the bouncer to let us be, and paid some other fee too. All in all, about 180. In any event, great back area. We had our own room about the size of a large closet. It had a thick curtain 'door' that closed the room off and provided plenty of privacy. The wall also had a large mirror, which was great. Other than that, pretty standard bench and small table. Great dance too. I will definitely be back, and will bring my bargaining tools.

Finished up work early and thought about stopping by CT's, but thought better of things. So I stopped into Fantasy to see what fun could be had there on a Thursday night. Location is really convienient - really easy to get to. Parking lot is crappy, but safe. Strangely ebough, the place is next door to a hotel. I did wonder whether it was ever utilized by any dancers ending shifts. No valet cost was nice, works out to an extra beer in my book. I paid cover and walked in. Bar is on the left, stage to the right and tables in between. The bar had a couppe tv's showing ESPN and sports on another channel too. I bought a bud light and planned to sip on it for a few minutes. A regular was at the far end of the bar chatting with the bartender and a dancer. Just a couple patrons total. Not as many dancers on staff as i would have liked. I was approached immediately by a thicker african american dancer. I dont recall her name, but she had a great handshake! She made clear that we could have a good time getting a dance in the back. She stayed for a full minute to chat and her hand did not leave my upper thigh - i love that. She planted the thought in my mind to go to the back, but I had just arrived. A caucasian dancer that was a little bigger took the stage after a minute. She was not very into it, and not good looking/fit enough to get away with her lack of enthusisam. I mainly watched sports while she danced. Dancers milled around the bar, but none were my taste. 2 other patrons did take up offers to go back, but i did not. I stuck around for two bud lights and then hit the road after seeing a few dances and some basketball. In short, not a great time, but better than my living room. Based on some reviews and my thoughts on the potential, i will be going back, hopefully next week. I will update after I do.

Stopped into old CTs while driving through NWI. Place looks about as crappy as it always has. Parking lot may have been carpet bombed. Id call it a dump, but wouldnt want to offend garbage. Still has the creepy door and buzzer system. I walked in and one dancer on duty. $53 for three songs on the jukebox. I can't imagine why anyone would stick around for more than 3 songs. The dancer looked like she used to be hot, thin blonde, but she looked like she was rode hard and put up wet. Cant recall her name and it don't matter. She pretty much complained about the owner the whole time in the back. God I wish she kept her clothes on. She did smell really nice though. The back is even more rundown than i remember it being. Tarps up still, crappy chair in front of the pole (probably needed for structural integrity), pile of crappier chairs in the corner. There was also a folded up fleece blanket on the ground in front of the chair - nice touch. The guy played two songs, the dancer stopped to complain that one wasn't the song she picked. Didn't matter that there was no third song, I was out of there after 2. I've actually only seen one attractive dancer there. Younger blonde spinner, big lower back tattoo. Wish shed come back. The talent level is just so low. Overall, its a fine establishment.

I stopped into VIPs last Friday just to check the club out and kill some time watching ladies dance. I don't think I'll repeat. The club charges a $20 cover, but free passes aren't too tough to come by. I had a free pass, so didn't pay the cover. The club is in a nice part of town with a couple bars nearby. It's an easy enough cab from the Loop and any northside neighborhoods. It's across the street from Whole Foods, so it's a little strange for a club to be in that location. The club serves up a full bar, which is nice. And there were a number of good looking girls on staff dancing on Friday evening. The real issue is the pasties and bottoms, however, and the dances. I bought a Bud Light and sat down to scope out the scene. The girls wear nearly full bottom panties. The pasties on their breasts are almost the size of a hand. In sum, it's barely a strip club if it is at all. Despite this, I agreed to get a dance from a pretty hot girl. So she danced in front of me seductively for a handful of songs, literally no touching on either end, and then proceeded to quote an astronomical charge. I had to walk to the ATM up the street to get cash to pay it was so high. All in all, if you have some cash and want to see some hot girls - go for it. It just wasn't worth it to me. Next time I want to take a look at some girls dance, I'll make the hike up to Admiral or out towards Harvey for Club O.

I was visiting Detroit for the thanksgiving holiday and paid a visit to a couple clubs in the area, including Bogie's. BT's is in a nice enough part of town and has mandatory valet. I left my coat in the car, so I'm not sure if there is mandatory coat check. The place has a bar to the right when you walk in, tables along the left, and a stage in the middle. There are also tables along the stage next to the bar. The lap dances were in very private rooms, which is always a plus. I found the dancers here to be the most open of the clubs I visited. They also trended younger on the night I visited. Not particularly great looking, but definitely doable. A number of dancers seemed occupied with regulars, which is annoying. I made an arrangement for a lap dance while sipping a beer at the bar. Not the best looking girl, but ambitious and fun. I had a good time in the back for a decent price. A little too much, but not outrageous. I will definitely repeat next time I'm in town. It was a nice middle ground between Bogie's and Coliseum.

I was visiting Detroit for the thanksgiving holiday and paid a visit to a couple clubs in the area, including Bogie's. BT's is in a nice enough part of town and has mandatory valet. I left my coat in the car, so I'm not sure if there is mandatory coat check. The place has a bar to the right when you walk in, tables along the left, and a stage in the middle. There are also tables along the stage next to the bar. The lap dances were in very private rooms, which is always a plus. I found the dancers here to be the most open of the clubs I visited. They also trended younger on the night I visited. Not particularly great looking, but definitely doable. A number of dancers seemed occupied with regulars, which is annoying. I made an arrangement for a lap dance while sipping a beer at the bar. Not the best looking girl, but ambitious and fun. I had a good time in the back for a decent price. A little too much, but not outrageous. I will definitely repeat next time I'm in town. It was a nice middle ground between Bogie's and Coliseum.

Interesting visit to Bogie's. My second trip to this place. Basically, you pull into a gravel lot next to a crappy looking building that is as crappy inside as it is outside. It's a little rough around the edges, but that's why you're there and not the flashy club across the street. I popped in on Friday late while visiting Detroit. It was really more crowded than I expected. There is definitely a rougher crowd at Bogie's than many area crowds. You walk in, there are couple stages on the right and the bar on the left. Drinks are pretty cheap. It was really rockin' too. A solid number of very friendly girls to go around. Two caught my eye. A brunette with glasses on the main stage was my first target. Incredible body. I threw her a couple bills, but she went off with another guy after her dance. She was probably low-30s, very nice. The second was a younger blond on the small stage closest to the door. She had a handful of tattoos which i loved, but was a little on the skinny side. While watching her dance, the possible owner of the joint, a bigger middleaged woman with short gray hair, came over and became overly meddlesome. Maybe she was drinking? She meant no harm but was a little intrusive. I think she meant well, but while she was yapping the blond walked off the stage and i couldn't find her again. Still, good times and I'll go back when I'm back in Detroit.

Stopped into Heavenly Bodies after a meeting in the industrial park just behind the club. They were offering the 'lunch with a view' deal - you get a free lunch with cover until like 2:00 p.m. or so. It was decent. Also, this place has about the cheapest beer I've seen at a club, sothat's a positive. The club itself has a big parking lot and is nice. It's pitch black in there though. It took a few minutes to adjust. The dancers wore bikinis or lingerie on stage but go topless during private dances. The dancers walk around to tables to ask for private dances. I believe it was about $60 for 5 songs. Pretty good price, but the songs seemed short. I did the five song deal with a shot girl and had a good time. The private area has booths with curtain and a security guy up at the front. The girl mentioned there are cameras. It was a good mix of dancers too - a Colombian milf and couple euro chicks stood out.

Stopped in last Saturday night with two friends while passing through Lansing. In short I had an awesome time. The club itself is pretty nice. It seems like they must've redone the inside recently. There are two floors. The first floor has the main stage and a relatively large bar. The second floor has a smaller bar, a vip couch dance section, and like a champagne room. We walked in and took a small table near the stage and had a couple beers. Things were going well over there. Areally hot, curvy brunette came downstairs and walked over to our table. I wish I remembered her name. She had a kim Kardashian type look to her. We went to the couch dance area and had a fantastic time. Couch dance was full contact both ways. Great stuff. The brunette had to leave, but then her very sexy tattooed friend, monroe, relieved her. Monroe was even more fun. We clicked and had a great time. I didn't get the sense that extras were available. In sum, nice place and hot girls. I'm going back next time I'm in town.

Bogart's was packed late Saturday night, so I stopped in here. The sign next to the door that warns against wearing 'colors' is pretty indicative of this place's gritty nature. It wasn't working for me that night, but I could see having a no-frills good time here. There were maybe four dancers in the place when I arrived. One was a decent looking blonde. I threw her a few dollars when she was on stage, but she seemed occupied by a regular. This is definitely the kind of placewhere girls have regulars. The other three girls were not memorable. There is a small cover charge to enter and apparently you have to have a drink in front of you at all times - the bartender informed me of the rule. The VIP area is nicely tucked away in the back corner, which is nice.

I had a great time during my first visit, so I thought I'd stop back in while passing through the area. This visit was not as great. I arrived at about 6:00 pm on a recent, snowy Thursday. The place was dead, maybe due to the weather. I was buzzed in and mentioned I was looking for a couple dances. The gent at the counter informed that two dancers were on duty. I was hoping for the blonde spinner from my last visit - no such luck. One white, brunette dancer with not so great teeth and one decent looking but bigger black dancer with blonde hair. They just weren't my style. I felt bad saying no dances, so I asked if anything else was going on. They said no and I left. I'd still pop in to say hello and see if anything is shakin on my next trip through town.

Stopped in on a Friday after work. A number of reviews describe the place. It's a dump. It looks like a liquor store in a run-down part of town. You walk in, the guy buzzes you in and asks what you're up to. I said I was looking for some dances and one dancer was on duty. She was like five feet tall, blond, and had a couple tattoos. Not bad at all. 3 songs was $53 and it was a blast. That's all the time I needed. I will definitely plan on going by next time I'm in the area. Great time!

Decent enough experience. It's the only game in town, so not much incentive to improve. It's a pretty big place. There is a store, arcade, and club. When you enter the club, you pay cover and have the option to pay a larger cover to get discounted lap dances. It's also a juice bar - no alcohol. The stage is big and has two poles and a steering wheel contraption hanging from the ceiling. Seating is strange, you can't sit right on the stage. There is a gap between the stage and the railing you can set your drink or whatever on. The dancers were pretty solid on the Friday night I stopped in though. Overall, it was a decent time but I don't plan on stopping in too often. Just not much bang for the buck.

I stopped in after work and before a tiger game.paid the mandatory valet and stopped in to find about 7 dancers in five or six guys in the club.I had a couple beers and Sat at the table next to the stage. The tables were free and a couple dancers we're pretty hot.after a couple minutes,a thin brunette withcouple tattoosand a tongue ringsat down with me. We talked about the vip area briefly. I told her I heard good things and she told me whatever I heard was true and we headed back. She was good at what she did and I enjoyed myself. Price was a little higher than I works have hoped, but I'd stop by again.

Mandatory valet and coat check. Cover is $13. If you text before you show up, you pay only $3. Place has changed a little since my last trip out. The main t-shaped stage has been replaced by a circle stage in the center of the club. About 4-5 dancers working just after it opened. A really hot tattooed brunette that took my belt off and slapped me with it. Smoking hot. 2 good looking blondes, both Eastern European. 2 not as good looking, and kind of awkward brunettes. Beer and water were both $5 per bottle... On the expensive side but a good time. Word to the wise, the police patrol the area heavily.