Reviews

I had a free Saturday night a couple of weeks ago so I decided to do a bit of a research trip to the area's clubs. I hit up three clubs: Lust, Golden Horseshoe, and…

2 yrs ago

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Disappointment and an inauspicious beginning.

I had a free Saturday night a couple of weeks ago so I decided to do a bit of a research trip to the area's…

2 yrs ago

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

My <sort of> Triumphant Return

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

It's been a while since I've made it here. I'll start by saying I saw no changes to the physical setup of the club. There's tons of parking…

3 yrs ago

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Pretty much the Lust we had preCovid!.. just a little pricier

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I've been to Lust several times since my last review, but my most recent visit, this past Tuesday, was completely in line with all of these visits. I'll focus on just this visit, but be…

4 yrs ago4

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Lust is back!

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was thoroughly surprised to learn that Lust had finally reopened last weekend. I had been impatiently waiting for this moment so I didn't hesitate to visit Friday afternoon. I'll start by saying that they've finished…

5 yrs ago

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, WV

The best this place has

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I finally made it in on a weekend night. It was a Friday at nearly midnight. Its fair to say that this was about the best that I could hope for out of this club.…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Not the best, but good

My most recent trips have established a pretty clear pattern. This club is the best in the area for daytime entertainment. That being said, it has not been living up to its own high points…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Still not close

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I am beginning to feel like a broken record about this place, but it just isn't where it needs to be. It continues to improve slowly but it just isn't anywhere near as good as…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Better but far from good

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This club has never recovered from its closure last year. The number and quality of girls is way below what it once was. That is particularly bad since this was never the best club in…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, WV

What happened to this place?!?

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I was here on a SATURDAY NIGHT and I only saw two dancers. That is unacceptable. They had the gall to charge me the cover. I stayed until a little after 9 and there was…

7 yrs ago1

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Who'da Guessed?!?

If you would have told me 3 years ago that this club would be far and away the best in the area, I'd have called you an idiot. Looking back on its early days you…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

not recommended

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I made this trip on an early afternoon. There were 5 girls dancing and none of them were particularly appealing. They weren't hideous, they just seemed totally used up. These girls were rough looking. I…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Much better than Taboo

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After the failure that was my Taboo trip, I made my way to its sister club, Vixens. I can't really rave about my experience, but it was leaps and bounds better than what I had…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Baby Steps

Given how far this club had to go to get back to its past glory, its no surprise that it isn't close yet. However, this trip offered some encouraging signs for me. Prices and the…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Consistent

As everyone knows, this is the club to go to in this area. This place never truly disappoints anymore. Even when it isn't great, it's solid. Unfortunately, my last two visits probably fit into that…

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, WV

Not in my regular rotation, but should it be?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club has been here forever and it was one of the first in the area that I ever visited. In spite of that, its one that I almost never go to and I don't…

Foxy Lady

Ranson, WV

A little bit of everything

I'll skip the physical and financial details of this club as I think those are found in many other reviews and I'm fairly certain they are still accurate. The dancers on this particular evening were…

8 yrs ago1

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, WV

Sunday may have been the problem

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

In past reviews I've detailed my near miss history with this club. I can't say that this review completely breaks that string. However, both of the trips that I'm combining to write this review featured…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

They're Back!!!

I can not express just how happy I am to get to write this review. Vixens has finally reopened after nearly a year. I'll get into all the details and my thoughts but I am…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, WV

FINALLY!

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Finally, I made a trip to this club that I can actually report somewhat positively on. I'll skip the physical side of things because that is already made clear in various other reports. The dancers are…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Equilibrium

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

After almost a year as the only daytime club in the area, I'd say its fair to say that this club has reached an equilibrium. We generally know what to expect when we go. Nothing…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, WV

Informative but unproductive

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Physically, this club is basically a dive bar that has been repurposed into a strip club. The bar is off to one side, while the stage is off to the other side in a someone…

9 yrs ago1

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

About as good as we could hope for

Over the last two months I have made at least 4 trips to Lust. They've been on different days but all during the week and all day shift. I will write this as an overview…