Ermita_Nights nailed it with his comment that Vegas clubs are "expensive, low mileage, and often ripoffs". On the other hand I understand the desire to check out some of the clubs in LV.
- I was in LV in April for a bachelor party. Rhino cover was $33 per person on a Saturday night; we arrived late, around 2:30AM on Sunday morning. I would take the SR shuttle if at all possible to save the cash. I turned down several dancers until I clicked with one. Did a couple songs in the VIP area with lots of two way touching. Had as much fun as one can legally have in a LV strip club for about $200 (including drinks, dances, etc.).
- Went to Club Paradise and Lil Darlings on Thursday night. Both were terrible. Not recommended unless you like skanky hustlers. I was intrigued by Club Palomino since it's all nude+alcohol but the women on the club's website aren't even hot. Didn't have time to get to OG, Saphhire's, or anyplace else.
- If looking to hook up - and assuming you're in reasonable shape - your best bet is to meet women at the pool. Hotel bar could work too but there's more men milling around and female defense mechanisms are higher. At any rate, secure their phone number (confirm it works so that "she has your number too") and make plans to meet up later.
- While gambling at Hooters (cheap tables and hilarious people watching!) our dealer informed us of the latest scams by working girls. E.g., girl tells the guy to take a shower to make sure he's clean while she robs him blind or the girl will lure the guy into the room and then beat him up. Interesting traps because the guy can't call the cops without getting in trouble since he has to explain that we was paying a hooker. Anyway, tread carefully in this realm.
- What Cirque Du Soleil show are you seeing? They're all good but 'O' is completely off the chain. Amazing!!
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