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Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
I haven't been to Carl's for quite a while but stopped by one recent afternoon about 2 weeks ago. The layout is still the same with a couple pool tables by the restrooms. The good thing…
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
It had been quite a while since I've been to HBs. A friend wanted to go so I agreed. This used to be my go to spot a while back, especially in my fake ID…
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
Stopped by several weeks ago on a Thursday evening. It was the first time since pandemic times. Actually it's probably been even longer. Anyway, they have you sign some bs waiver before entering and something…
Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
So I stopped by recently on a Friday. I believe it was 2 weeks ago. It was only my 2nd visit since covid hit. My first visit back was on a Wednesday evening approximately a…
Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
So it's been a while since I have reviewed Carl's. My recent trip here was a couple of weeks ago on a very busy Saturday night. It usually is busy on weekends and finding parking…
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
It has been a long time since I've been here and there is one subtle change. I guess not really subtle but it didn't affect me too much. Entry was $15 for my Thurs night…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
Stopped in recently on a Tues night. I get inside and there's a decent number of clientele for a Tues night. As I adjust and look around for the talent, I'm noticing that there isn't…
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
Stopped by recently on a Wednesday night. I haven't been here in quite a while, probably a year or so. Nothing has really changed in terms of physically. The dancers however, didn't impress very much…
Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
I stopped by recently in a Friday night. Place was busy but nothing too crazy. Got a dance from older polish chick with decent body but smelled a bit oniony to me half way through…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
I've been to Louie's a couple times since my last review but I had not been there on a Saturday until a couple weeks ago. My previous visits were decent and since I was in…
Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
I recently stopped by on a Wednesday night. The place was fairly busy much to my surprise. The lot was full when I pulled in. I was going to give up and just leave but…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
I stopped by last week on what I think was a Wednesday night. I pulled up to the place and double parked like many others do. Don't worry about that. People will move their cars…
Bobby's Bar
Melrose Park, IL
So the last time I was here I was in and out within a minute. This time was a little different. I was in and out within 5 minutes. Was it better than last time?…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
After having a few late night drinks with a friend we decided to head up to Carl's. It was about 1am so we were greeted by a full lot and no nearby street parking. Not…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
I stopped in a couple weeks ago on a Friday afternoon about 4pm. Guess you can call it early evening too. Anyway, I arrived and found a spot to park fairly easily which ended up…
All Star Bar & Grill
McCook, IL
So it's been a while since visiting all stars. Last time I saw that they had removed the pool tables so I was curious to see how things have been. Stopped in late afternoon early…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
Visited Louie's last week. It has been a while since my last visit. Again, the lot is small and everyone double parks but move if u need them to. Just ask the bartender if u…
Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
Was out with some friends and one of them wanted to go to Carl's. I had taken him a few months back for his first time and was in the mood for a return. What…
All Star Bar & Grill
McCook, IL
I was here about a week or 2 ago and hadn't been there for a few months. There is a new change here. Something that I think will help it out. Finally the back room…
Carl's Bar
Stone Park, IL
Carl's was empty on a hump day? Say it isn't so. To be fair I did go there a month ago on a Saturday night and had a great time. But this week I went…
All Star Bar & Grill
McCook, IL
It had been a couple months since my last visit so I decided to pop a couple weeks ago. What happened? It had to have been a bad day because I had never seen the…
Louie's Lounge
Bellwood, IL
Amazingly this was the only place along the infamous Mannheim strip of clubs that I had not visited. Recently was in the neighborhood with some time to kill and decided to stop by. The place…
Bobby's Bar
Melrose Park, IL
I stopped in here a couple of weeks ago on a Saturday night. I have been to Bobby's before but it has been a long time. Last time was when they were a couple of…
Heavenly Bodies
Elk Grove Village, IL
Came by last Thursday with a couple of friends. It had been a while since any of us had stopped by. A couple other friends had told us they went on a Thursday and had…
All Star Bar & Grill
McCook, IL
Stopped by to catch last bit of Sunday night football. Was surprised that it was busier with customers. After having a couple of beers and watching last 5 minutes of the game I was ready…
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