Reviews by hovasback

I recently moved to South Beach and have been seeing advertisements for Madonna all over the place and had walked by it alot. Decided to check it out one day when I had some time to waste. And time wasting is exactly what I done. This place charges a cover because they already know that you're not going to spend much money inside. No alcohol, and the private dancers are sky high considering the talent. I can't comment on how much bang for your buck you get because I elected to count my losses. You will be better off going a couple blocks over to south beach and looking at the ladies laying out on the beach. The dancer quality wasnt very good either, there was one that was pretty hot and a couple that were alright and the rest are the ones that you do your best avoid eye contact with in the strip club. I wouldn't return or recommend anyone check this place out. I heard the laws in SoBe are whats crippling this place so they may need to consider relocation. Its the only club on SoBe and I never see people going in and out. Thats pretty telling.

Stopped by Nikitas for the first time after the situation there. Went on a Tuesday night hoping for a slower shift where I could get some good attention from the dancers and a relaxing environment. When I got there I found out that they no longer serve alcohol which is a big downer. I know when they didn't serve before they allowed BYOB but nobody said anything to me about that this go around if its still available. Only plus size to the club not serving alcohol is that the dancers are allowed to get fully nude now and with the set up you get a great view of whatever you want to see. On this night the dancer quality had fallen off since the last time I had been. Of the 6 dancers there that night I think 2 were kinda hot with one that was decent the others were a no go. The climate of the club felt different, I feel like the staff and dancers are being very cautious how they approach customers in comparison to how it used to be. I believe the same fun is available to be had but if you're not a regular it may be a bit harder for you to get the full benefit of Nikitas that we've become accustomed too. Overall I will try again, I've had enough fun at this place over the years to give it another shot. Probably try a Saturday night which is usually the most busy and festive night.

Went to Platinum on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago, it was my first trip there in a while as I haven't been visiting too many clubs lately. Pretty much the same old story as far as the club layout, stage rotations and drink prices. Very nice building, definitely head and shoulders the best venue in the upstate, the girls rotate between 4 stages, with 3 being on the main floor and the other in a VIP area. I will say the ladies were better than the last visit I had getting back to their old form. They have a nice variety of women from skinny to thick and all different races. I got a dance from a black girl with a super hot body. The dance was really good but with limited touching, paid $40 for 2 songs. It also happened to be amateur night when I was there, the first time I've been there during that time. The contest was actually pretty fun. When sitting in a strip club for a while the routine can get a little redundant and the contest kind of re-energized the place. There were about 5 girls in the contest including one hot small one with nice boobs. She won the contest and I guess the club allowed her to work the rest of the evening. So I made it my business to catch up to her and get a dance before the night was over. It was sort of fun knowing this wasn't really her job. She did say that they offered her a job but Idk if she's going to take them up on it. Her name was Saturn if you happen to go by and hear the name. All in all it was a pretty good experience at Platinum this time and they seemed to have stepped up the excitement in the club since my last visit. Will visit again.

Gave the famous King Of Diamonds a visit to see what the big deal was since I've heard it mentioned quite a few times in rap songs. Stopped by on a Saturday night and there were apparently a few celebrities in the building so the cover charge was $60. That is Much more than I am accustomed to. I dont know if this is the regular rate or if there was a special event going on. Nonetheless I paid the cover and as soon as you walk in you will be blown away by how huge this club is.<br> <br> The club has a very nice layout with several stages scattered around the club so that you can always have a somewhat decent view of the action. And if not there are a bunch of dancers walking around topless that you can admire all you want! Also the waitresses and female customers there that hold up the reputation for sexy Miami women!! This was my first time in a club like this and I was a bit intimidated by all the action going on. Im used to tipping a few singles here and there but in KOD they throw wads of cash at one time. That being the case I didn't spend much money on dancers at all to save myself the embarrassment. <br> <br> There were way more dancers than I could even begin to count. Mostly black and latina with a few white girls as well. A lot of plastic up in those body parts too! King Of Diamonds have some of the most talented dancers you will ever see. Its like a circus act with the things they do on those poles, its truly an amazing thing to watch. The music here is extremely loud and the DJ is extremely annoying, he constantly screamed over the music telling people to tip, and then shouting out everyone that did tip.<br> <br> Overall I did enjoy my experience at KOD but I do not think I would repeat or even thinking about making it a regular thing. It was a fun party atmosphere but for the amount of money you'll spend before having any fun with the ladies its not worth it. (Also drink prices are on par with the rest of Miami. EXPENSIVE)

This is a great place! I visited with a lady friend of mine and we had a blast! At the door you have to sign up for a 3 month membership and its pretty pricey but its definitely worth it if you're in town for an extended stay. This is a BYOB establishment and you check your drink at the door, they do have bartenders that will mix the drinks for you. Once inside you will say a dance floor, 2 bar areas in the main room and also a food buffet. I know you would have bad vibes about a buffet in a place like this but it was very clean and the food was very good! The music is typical of what you would expect in south Florida a lot of dance music and latin music as well. Everyone was up dancing, mingling and having a good time the people here were very welcoming! After you've had your fix of the dance floor and food there is a back room where the real fun begins! Before going back you must change into just a towel and you're assigned a locker. They also have a bar in the back as well! And well as you would expect with this kind of place the back room is a big large group of people letting loose without a care in the world! If this is something you're remotely interested in I recommend 100% that you go enjoy this experience. If you're hesitant at first one visit will leave you wanting more!

Took another trip to Platinum last night (Friday Night), and I had a great time as usual with Platinum. There was a really big crowd tonight maybe because of the holidays but there were plenty enough dancers to go around. As usual the music was really loud in Platinum which makes it hard to talk to the ladies, there are 3 different stages on the main floor so that you can get a good preview of what ladies you may want to pursue for a private dance. I have found that the less attractive the dancer is at Platinum the more pushy they tend to be. I think thats mainly due to them not getting a large quantity of offers so I can understand. The more attractive girls kind of roam around more and you may actually have to wave them down or stop them to get in a word. I got a dance from a nice thin blonde with small perky boobs. Got great mileage with the dance. We sat in the back and talked for a while afterwards because she didn't want to go back on the floor. She sat on my lap topless while we chatted and that alone was worth the price of admission! All in all another great night at platinum, if you go knowing what to expect you wont be disappointed!

Took another visit to Teazers on a Saturday night which tends to be their busiest nights and the girls are always a lot of fun. There were plenty of girls on shift, enough for you to find something that you would find attractive. They're instructed to go sit and talk to customers when you come in and even if you're not interested you can use this to your advantage. One thing I've noticed is that the dancers love to gossip and dish dirt on the other girls. Buy her a drink and you can find out which girls are boring and which ones will give you more than your money's worth for a VIP. The stage dances are usually very tame and uninspired for the most part unless someone is tipping at the stage, they know they make the most money by getting private dances and just cant wait to get off stage. I haven't ever seen anyone getting a tableside dance in there so I would assume that it isn't worth and you're better off going for a VIP dance. There are two dances you can get in the back, a $40 dance that lasts for 2 songs, or a 30 minute that goes on in a closed off room. I have found that if you opt for the 30 minutes it will be money well spent!! Also depending on the night the drink servers are pretty hot as well. But be careful they will try to hustle drinks for the dancers saying things like "she looks thirsty". If you let them push you over they definitely will. All in all another cool night at Teazers still the best option on this side of greenville

Stopped by this club on my visit to Miami because it was at a convenient location and I saw the ads for it on every other taxi on Collins. So I stopped in with my girlfriend and paid $20 for both of us to get in. The overall appearance of the club was nice, there was one main stage and two smaller stages all were occupied. The dancer quality in the club ranged from very hot to not so hot at all. The girls worked very hard while on stage even though there wasn't much tipping going on this night. There was one girl who I guess was a special guest that had the biggest fake boobs I've ever seen in person. Not really my cup of tea but it got the crowd who was pretty laid back going. I wanted to see what a private dance would be like but none of the hotter girls approached us while we were there so I didn't partake. The staff was pretty friendly, none of the dancers that approached us were overly pushy and were all polite. The drink prices were pretty standard for South Beach which means way to expensive for my tastes but when in that area that's what you expect. I would probably search for another club to visit next time I'm in the area because this club just wasn't very satisfying during my trip. I would only recommend it if you are in the area and looking for a cheap place to hang out in SOBE.

Last couple times I tried to visit this club were on Saturdays around 7-9 pm. Both times I have left pretty disappointed. I have come to realize that the quality of dancers from the Day shift are way better than the quality of dancers at night. I think they make the switch around 6-7 pm if you want to catch the day shift dancers. On the first visit there were about 3 dancers in the club that night. Now going into this club you never expect too much but the quality of dancers working that night was pretty low. At first I thought hey Im here and I dont have to spend to much for a great time but after talking to 2 of the girls I had my 2 beers and was on my way. The next visit was also on a Saturday around the same time. Upon entry the doorman told me "Only got two girls tonight" and never even looked up at me. I took that as he meant he didnt want my business so I said Ok and left. Despite a couple bad experiences there I still haven't lost faith in this place because depending on the day a good time can be had at a great value.

Stopped by Teazers on a a Saturday night to see if they were keeping up the tradition of the party atmosphere from the previous location. And they did not disappoint. There was a nice dancer to customer ratio with more girls to go around. The dancer quality at Teazers is by far the best in the area and the size of the club gives a more up close and personal view of the dancers. The cover was $10 to get in, drink prices are reasonable, the staff was very friendly and they have very hot hostesses as well. The only negative I have about this club is that when getting 1's for tipping you have to put money into a change machine which gives you back less than you put in. (For example a $20 bill may get you $17-18 worth of 1s). Idk the reason behind doing things that way but it was a bit odd to me. As for the dancers they have a very wide variety of talent. There were white, black, Hispanic, skinny, thick and in between. And almost all of them worked for their money on stage. This night they had a 2 for 30 and I got a dance from a dancer and one of the waitresses. Idk about the rules here but there was decent two way contact as long as its not over done. Overall I was pleased with this Saturday night and will be returning in the near future. It is by far the best choice in the area without question!

As many of you all know Teazers is an upgrade from Nikitas playroom that opened up just down the street from the old location. And as far as the looks of the club it is MUCH better than the old Nikitas. They have a bigger stage with a runway, the private dance rooms aren't just curtained off areas in the corner anymore and the overall place just looks cleaner. I went in on a Saturday night because at Nikitas the Saturday night shift always seems to be a bit of a party. They have some of the same workers from the previous location and I saw 3 new girls all of which were pretty decent looking with nice bodies. There were about 7 girls working that night and about 15 customers. Some girls still get stuck with sitting with one customer for entirely too long which can be frustrating if its a girl that you are interested in. They are not as wild on stage as they were before but I believe thats just in efforts to get a better image for the place. A lot of fun can still be had in the VIP rooms in the back. The staff is very friendly, Teazers still feels like more of a party that got to wild than just an all business club. Teazers is still the best option for your money in the area due to the Gold Club which is literally a minute down the street being a complete waste of time these days. Pf course your experience can be hit or miss but Give it a shot and you will probably enjoy yourself.

Was out with co workers in greenville and decided to stop by Platinum before heading home. As many of you know physically this is the best layout of any club in the area. It is very big but with multiple stages and girls that rotate each stage you will get a good view of all of the dancers. Also there are plenty of dancers walking around some can be pushy others are more laid back (and usually these are the ones that you really want to talk to). I prefer this to other clubs where there are barely enough girls on staff to suit a small number of customers and you have to sit and hope you get acknowledged. *note the waitresses can be very pushy about buying THEM drinks, so if you dont stand strong you'll end up out of a good bit of money that way. There was a slim pale girl with nice perky boobs and brown hair that was doing her rounds on the 3 stages. I wanted to get a private dance for her so I tipped her on the two satellite stages and asked her to come visit me when she got a chance. After she got done she sat with me she talked for a while and we finally decided to go back for a dance. Unlike other clubs the dance prices here vary depending on the girl so shop around and you can get some decent prices especially if you opt for more songs. I wish I could remember her name because she gave a really good LD with 2 way touching and she did a really good job of teasing below the belt. Made it seem if there wasn't so much security walking around a lot more fun was possible but Im sure thats just part of her show. I got 3 dances from her went back onto the floor, after a while I decided to get a dance from a black girl before leaving because I had a little bit more money to get rid of. She wasnt as generous on the price as the previous girl and kept trying to push for a VIP. Which I wasn't up for nor can I afford to give up not know what exactly will happen up there. This seemed to annoy her so I got ONE uninspired dance and decided to cut my losses at that point and head on home. This is still the best club overall in the area and on any given night you can have a good time. Friday and Saturday nights there are plenty of girls on staff and it can be hit and miss on which ones you decide on.

Was in the area and decided to stop by LG2 for a few beers and relaxation. Didnt see any recognizable changes inside it's still very rough looking. Saw a couple new faces than I hadn't seen in my previous visits the quality of those dancers were on par with the usual for this place. Still a very fun environment, the people are still very nice, and every time I come here it seems as if everyone knows each other. Was approached by a dancer who sat and chat for a while, I wasn't interested in getting a private dance from her but I talked with her until it was her turn on stage. I had my eyes on another dancer who was in the 6 range in looks with a decent body and she came over and talked to me when I was free of the other girl. She asked why I hadn't gotten a dance from the other one, and I told her I was just hanging out til she came and talked to me. After talking a few minutes she asked if I was interested in a dance, I said yes and we made our way over to the VIP area. I asked how much is a dance, she said it was $40 for one and $60 for two. And for the record your dollar goes a long way at LG2! Once inside the VIP she wasted no time in making sure every second was enjoyed! After my 2songs. Well song and a half I went back to the bar had one more beer and was out of the place. This place still gets a thumbs up from me because of the dollar value, the nice staff, and decent drink prices.

Stopped by Nikitas for a visit on a Saturday which tends to be one of their busiest nights when they stay open til 5am. Last time I posted I noticed that they had some new talent there but I guess since my last visit the new talent has found elsewhere to go. I know a few girls have went down the street to Godivas. Some notable changes I saw at Nikitas is that the private rooms that used to be $40 is now considered VIP and are available for $200. The $40 are now given in a area thats shielded by curtains. Which naturally means less mileage than you used to be able to get in the "VIP" closet. I believe this will eventually hurt club business because you go to these type of dive clubs for the mileage. If that is cut out then you're better off visiting a factory type of strip club with much hotter girls. I will say that the quality of dancers at Nikitas has still improved more than it has in the past. Most of the girls are in shape and have at least decent figures.

I decided to give this a club a try on two separate occasions since I am a fan of these small kinda clubs over the big more business like clubs. Both times I stopped by were around 6-7pm on a wed. and thursday. When you pull into the parking lot you can already tell this place needs a lot of work done on the building but hey I knew this before going. As I walked in the door I was looking for someone to pay or checking people out but both times there was nobody working the door. So needless to say there was no cover charge at that time of day during the week. When I got inside there was about 8 customers and 3 dancers on shift with one on the main stage. The dancers aren't the greatest looking by any means and the best looking girl there was a blonde who is slightly below average. There was one girl on stage and the other two girls were sitting at the bar. Once the girl on stage finished her set that was the last set of tits or dancing I saw for the next 2 hours. This seems as if its a bar for regulars because the girls all sat at the bar as everyone talked to each other. I figured I was the only one bothered that there was no stripping going on at a "strip club". I had one girl come to talk to me which was NOT the blonde that I had my eye on. While I had no intentions of getting a dance from her she was pretty nice and carried a good conversation that didnt make me feel as out of place any more. She gave the rundown of how the place works and informed me that a completely different shift of workers comes in around 8-9pm. She wasn't pushy for a dance which I also liked she let me know how the dances worked and said to let her know if I wanted one. While I sat with her I was really just waiting for the blonde to become available but unfortunately on this trip AND the 2nd trip she sat with one guy at the bar (the same guy) for the entire time I was there. Maybe going back to the VIP area a couple of times. While I'm assuming he's a regular for her it seems as if she is missing out on a good bit of money by not engaging other customers. After downing a few beers and sitting around for about 2 hours listening to the customers ragging on each other having a good time I saw 2 girls from the next shift trickle in. Both of which were better looking than any of the girls on the current shift. But after that long in a club without seeing any boobs or having the opportunity to talk to the girl I had my eye on I decided it was time to go. I do beleive I may give this club another try one day in the future but it will definitely be during the late night when a different group of girls is working and hopefully more dancing will be going on. *Note I went to give this place a try late one Saturday night after midnight and the place was closed. I dont know if this was a one time thing or if it has something to do with the local liquor laws.

This is my first review I'm doing for the site and I thought I'd start with Nikitas. First of all when going to Nikitas you will have a good time depending on what your expectations are. If you are looking for a lot of hot girls then this is probably not the place for you. But if you are looking for some girls that are willing to work hard for their money this your place. Most of the girls here are very nice and not too pushy. Private dances run about $40 it is all nude and most girls will allow you to get pretty handsy. Also there is a "Vip area" which is really an area covered by hanging curtains. I was able to get a peak into the VIP area and saw that the guys in the room were having a very good time. To me Nikitas just feels like a good old house party with some girls that know how to have a good time.

I've been frequenting the Gold Club often and I believe that over the past few months the quality of the club has been dropping. The quality of the dancers is hit or miss depending on who comes in that day, on a good day it is possible that you get to experience 3-4 pretty hot girls. Some nights you will be disappointed with almost all of the girls on stage. There is one stage and most girls get 3 songs per set, but usually dont show any real skin until the last song which gives you about 3-4 minutes of nudity for each girl. Given that most people dont start tipping until the last song which is fine with some girls but other girls pout and just lazy around stage not providing a decent show. On my last visit I had a decent girl with a very nice body approach me for a private dance for $40. Once I paid my money to go into the room I found out that the private dances are now No Touching at all. The dancer told me this was to eliminate some "evil" things that go on in strip clubs. I will probably try this club out again in the future because there have been some fun experiences there in the past but the past couple visits have been a disappointment.