Comments by nelly76 (page 40)

Desertscrub the Adjudicator is actually "Desertscrub the Adouchebag" Great review. I may give the place a visit. Note that it isn't open every day. I was in the area on a Monday or Tuesday night and was surprised to find out that it wasn't open at all.

Also, Desertscrub is some fag shit.

Desertscrub is a douchebag who calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". - he has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. - Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad" - If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Desertscrub the Adjudicator is actually.... "Desertscrub the Adouchebag"

Desertscrub the Adjudicator is actually "Desertscrub the Adouchebag" Great review. I may give the place a visit. Note that it isn't open every day. I was in the area on a Monday or Tuesday night and was surprised to find out that it wasn't open at all.

Welcome back, and good review. One thing I hate about Desires is that they reuse names, sometimes as soon as a dancer leaves. The Chief Intellect for this club is OldWhiteGuy, so he may know more, but I know that the club has gone through at least 3 Tiffany's in the last 5 years. The one that I remember had a great body, blondish shoulder length hair and a little bit of a pointy nose. She's gone, and there has been at least one other Tiffany since. I think that the former Sage once went by the name Tiffany, but I'm not positive. There's another Sage here now. Summer is gone from here, but I'm pretty sure she went to another club (Caddilac Lounge, maybe), at least for a while. Someone else here knows, because I know I heard about that. At this club, dancers usually don't come up to you unless you talk to them, which I like. I hate it at other clubs when I get a constant flow of "wanna dance?" from every girl. Aurora is one of my favorite girls there, and very different from the others that you mentioned. I hope you know this - your Club Lust membershiop ends on March 30th. It's quarterly, and this quarter ends in a couple of weeks. Any of the $240 of food credit that you have gets wiped out on March 30th. If you want to rejoin for $300, next quarter goes til June 30th, but the money doesn't roll over. However, you get all $300 of the new money in credit, unlike your first payment, where $60 is take out as an initiation fee.

Thanks, sfrsox. Thanks, MrProv. I think I might know who she is then. Stager, yes, Sassy is still there.

Thanks, Skibum. I don't know Lucy, Kitty, or Gigi, so if you can give a quick description in your next review, that would be cool. Also, what does the (*****) mean after Gigi?

Desertscrub, who commented above, is in the "America's Biggest Douchebag" contest. He is also 350 pounds, and he's very sensitive about it because he got fat eating his own shit in the morning, which he calls classy. - he has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. - Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad" - If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Ajkilla, So annoying that they reuse names like Sage, because if someone who didn't know the old Sage says Sage was there on a specific day, you might think the old one was back. I think Candance is one of the girls who bounces between Providence and Florida, because her Instagram page says RI/FL, so whe may be back. Ski, Can you give us more details about who was there on Wed and Thur day? It's tough for me to get away for a day shift, so I'd like to know who's there.

OWG, The new site is showing a lot of flaky behavior, so you may want to wait a little while, then try to repost at Centerfolds 229. As usual, great review.

OWG, Great review again. Saves me a trip. LoveTheTandA, Great review of Desertscrub, who is the winner of the "World's biggest douche" contest. If you blocked him, it might be that this new version of the web site forgot, so you may have to re-enable it. However, I think we have to tell the world how much of a douche Desertscrub is, because if someone makes a post, and Desertdouche calls them a liar (which he has done literally in 15,000 posts, which you can see if you click on his name), then those guys are less likely to contribute in the future. The guys who are new comtributors might think, "Hey I put in all this work to create a post and they just call me a liar?" and then give up on the site. So I remind people about Desertscrub: - he has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. - Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad" - If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Call.Me.Ishmael, The Lust VIP rooms are about 10 feet by 20 feet, and have a full couch, a table, and a large screen TV. They're really comfortable.

Desertscrub is the #1 douchebag who calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad" or fake review. He has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad", which is also the adjudication that he always picks. If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. He literally thinks that the reviews are all written by the same person because we all learned that the smart way to put in an address is to put one that is clickable on your GPS. He's that fucking stupid. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life. It's a fucking stupid douche douche life.

Same girls. You can take any of the girls from downstairs and bring them upstairs, but girls can't go up there alone, so every girl up there will already be with a guy. I wrote a long post about Club Lust a couple of years ago which is still mostly true. https://app.tuscl.net/review/375644 Note also that Club Lust is only open Wed thru Sat. The VIP rooms upstairs are much nicer, including a couch instead of a love seat. The rest of the club is roomier and nicer, too. Oddly, the VIP rooms upstairs cost the same as the ones downstairs - $40 for 15 minutes. I think the best strategy is to stay downstairs, and maybe even ask if you can look at the VIP rooms. If you find a girl you like, and want a couch instead of the love seat, then pay the $100 to get upstairs. You do get $50 of it back in food and drink.

Desertscrub is a douchebag who calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". He has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad", which is also the adjudication that he always picks. If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Desertscrub is a douche, and here's a fun little 60 second exercise to see how much of a douche Desertscrub is: - click on his name - see that he has over 15,000 comments - are you kidding me? - hit Control-F and then look for the word fake, which shows up 91 times on the first long screen - use the arrows on the Find Box to see that the oldest one, 91 comments ago, was about 5 weeks ago, on May 4, 2022 so he has called at least 91 reviews fake in the last 5 weeks Then: - get a dictionary - look up douche - see his pitiful face It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Good review, and I will start to mention that $5 charge to take $200 out of the ATMs. That always annoys me, even if I'm spending a few hundred. Also, you must have gotten the name wrong on Francesca. She's a dyed redhead, but not AA or Hispanic. She's very friendly, personable, and cool, but rarely what I would call aggressive. She's also big, so it's a matter of what your type would be, but she does have fans. If she was smaller, I'd be one of her fans. She also posts on the ClubDesireRI Instagram stories more than any other girl, although I forget the name she uses there.

Desertscrub has been reviewed as the #1 douche on this site. He calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". He has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad", which is also the adjudication that he always picks. If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life. - click on his name - see that he has over 15,000 comments - are you kidding me? - hit Control-F and then look for the word fake, which shows up 91 times on the first long screen - use the arrows on the Find Box to see that the oldest one, 91 comments ago, was about 5 weeks ago, on May 4, 2022 so he has called at least 91 reviews fake in the last 5 weeks Then: - get a dictionary - look up douche - see his pitiful face It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Desertscrub is a douche, and the #1 douche in America. Here's a fun little 60 second exercise to see how much of a douche Desertscrub is: - click on his name - see that he has over 15,000 comments - are you kidding me? - most of them are him calling posts fake, because he's a douche. Then: - get a dictionary - look up douche - see his pitiful face It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Desertscrub is the #1 douche in America, and here's a fun little 60 second exercise to see how much of a douche Desertscrub is: - click on his name - see that he has over 15,000 comments - are you kidding me? - most of them are calling posts fake Then: - get a dictionary - look up douche - see his pitiful face It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

Desertscrub, who commented twice above, is a douchebag who calls every review a "Shill Review or Club Ad". He has literally 15,000 comments (which don't even include his "Adjudications"), which you can verify if you click his name. Most just say "Shill Review or Club Ad", which is also the adjudication that he always picks. If each of those comments took him 5 minutes (considering login time, searching for reviews, etc) that would work out to 146 full eight hour shifts in a job, or 29 straight weeks of full time work at a job. Just so he can call everyone else a liar, about cities and clubs where he has never been. Just to be a professional, full time douche. It's not much of a life, but it's not much of a life. It's a douche life.

I personally don't think I've ever seen Kayleigh since Covid. There was one a few years ago but I haven't seen her since. THe best source for a list is OldWhiteGuy, but I don't think he mentioned her either.

I know Charlotte, and she's a cool girl with tattoos and a great body. A little earthy crunchy. She also posts a lot on the Desires Instagram Stories, so if you click there, you can sometimes find the days that she is working.