Comments by nelly76 (page 18)

Great review. Welcome to the shit show. I disagree with the adjudicators (DoctorTeeth and sadmidwestern), who are both great contributors to this board. Your post would have been a little "Too Explicit" for this board if you had publicly given the name of the dancer so that she is publicly outed, but you didn't. And your description describes dozens of girls here, depending on your taste. You also didn't give any details. People can find out more through DMs if they are also contributors and you trust them. Great first review.

good review

good review

Great review. Obviously, ignore the douchebag adjudicators like MrEddyG and Techman that say "Not enough details" when the main club page says: Lap Dance Cost: $25-$35 Avg. Drink Cost: $6 Cover Day: - Cover Night: $10

I'm still not a fan of Naomi, but if she gave you the price ahead of time, that's fair. This is capitalism, and she should get to charge whatever she wants, and you should be able to decide whether you want to buy. I love that guys like different girls that I do, or we would all be chasing the same girls.

good review

I'm not a fan of Naomi, and $45 for a lap dance, without her warning you ahead of time, is a sleaze move.

good review

When is asian goddess maya there?

Great review. I went there about 10 years ago, and had a similar experience. Not horrible, but I wouldn't travel 5 miles to go there, and more of a bar with some strippers than a strip joint. Glad to know I'm still not missing anything.

GetDown, Oh, sometimes a dancer will cold call a patron. I would say it happpens to me about once an hour there, day or night. But he said, "immediately mobbed by girls demanding I go for a dance the second I sat down". I don't believe the words, "mobbed, demanding, or the second I sat down".

Great review. The 3rd floor pool area has been closed for a while. Stella does post sometimes on the ClubDesireRI instagram page under Stories if she is going to be workig that day. Not a bad idea to post all girls from all previous reviews along with this one, then indicate new girls with an * or something.

good review

And bruce88, Ignore the dickhead adjudicator "59" below, who said "Not Enough Details, Describe the dancer crew and resubmit". You gave more details than most people do, and gave a clear review. More details is nice, but we appreciate the info you did have time to give.

Hungry, HA. I dont' know what kind of water it is. I know it used to be these small Fiji bottles, and now it's taller ones.

great review

good review

good review

ski, Maybe a lot of the typical crowd was at home or on vacation with kids for Easter and school vacation week, and the lack of customers meant some of the more desperate girls got more desperate.

Hungry, I read his review, and when I saw "immediately mobbed by girls demanding I go for a dance", I thought, "that doesn't sound like anyone else's experince at Desire. Then I noticed it was his first review ever, and it was immediately followed up by a comment from another out-of-towner supporting him. Why would another out of towner be reading this? He coulnd't have been following him, since he has no review history. Seems pretty questionable. HIs Foxy review was his second reviwe, which was at the same time. I'm probably wrong, but it's odd.

I've never heard someone at Desire say that they were "immediately mobbed by girls demanding I go for a dance". In fact, the club is famous for the exact opposite - girls rarely give you the quick "wanna dance". Of course, it's possible that if you are very well dressed, look like you have money, are good looking, or are sitting in a spot where there are available chairs beside you, that some girls would do that, but it's not typical. What other clubs have you been to? I notice that this is your first review ever.

I can explain the hate from Swr60. He's a fucking idiot.

Yeah, ignore Swr60, the adjudicator below, who is a well known douchebag. He's one of the clowns who calls every post a "Shill Review or Club Ad" as if he's smart enough to figure that out. The site should do a better job getting rid of those clowns.

Good review.

Good review. You probably didn't notice, but the waters changed brands, and went up to $6, at least in Lust. Still a bargain. Charlotte hasnot changed brand, and is great to talk to and to VIP.