On the whole OK, but there are a couple of major issues: • "this place only does air dances as far as I am aware! So the tldr is, I don't rate this place!" – it is illegal in the UK to touch in our kind of club, any club that does or did has been closed down. • "Entrance - On a main road, I remember that much when we stumbled out." – we are not on a main road. Obviously the "We got completely wasted" beforehand isn't helping. • "French lady with dirty blonde hair...", "...ended up with her asking me to meet her outside the club on another evening." – I asked her (and I know her husband), again the drink has turned our reviewer a little delusional, but glad he got a fantasy out of it. • "3/10" – he had a good time by the sounds of it, just didn't want to spend any money – what can we ever do about that?! I can't reply, if you could redact the fallacies of this review or let us respond that would be appreciated, else it remains as inaccurate a record and review.
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