Reviews

115 reviews by Garfield84

Globe Club

Volketswil, CH

Back at Globe. hit and miss Mon. & Tues and I'm naming names

Hello mongers. It was time for my annual Juneteenth trip and I was going to Brazil, but I just didn’t want to (even though it would of made more sense). I was just…

2 wks ago6

Scandallo

São Paulo

SCANDALLO - Craving BLACK TAIL in one of my newest favorite places

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Yes, yes, yes. That fat cat is back in Sao Paulo again ready for some more Scandallo action. As you can tell, I’m kind of rotating between three major brothels in the world,…

3 mos ago11

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, GA

The best strip club in Atlanta right now. And it's not close

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I typically work from home on Fridays no where near West-Midtown where Vivide (formerly BodyTap, V-Live, may been called one other thing) is located. However, I worked from the office in East Atlanta and…

4 mos ago4

FKK Artemis

Berlin, DE

First Time at Artemis; Eghh

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Happy New Year folks This review is super late as I visited this club in early November as I was in Berlin for the Falcons-Colts game. As we ring in the new year, I feel…

7 mos ago2

Globe Club

Volketswil, CH

Then Again

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Hello fellow mongers. I just returned from one of my favorite mongering places. Club Globe in Zurich, Switzerland (Schwerzenbach to be exact). The delay was due to the fact that I struggled to decide what…

7 mos ago4

Termas Centaurus

Rio de Janeiro

Good value in Rio

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Hello fellow Mongerers. This review is a month and a half late, but don’t’ worry I took pretty good notes in my phone. When I went to Sao Paulo for my birthday in September, I…

8 mos ago6

Scandallo

São Paulo

I repeat. The baddest bitches in a brothel. Periodt. MNF edition

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

So, I had to go back to Scandallo because it was just that damn good. I won’t go over the layout like I did in my previous post, so if you missed it, just…

9 mos ago4

Bomboa 222

São Paulo

Not cheaper than Scandallo, but a nice change in pace

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Bomboa is probably the closest competition to Scandallo in Sao Paulo to my knowledge. I heard from locals that it was cheaper but the girls were not as hot. Well, one of those was true.…

1 yr ago2

Scandallo

São Paulo

The baddest bitches I ever seen in a brothel. PERIODT.

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Well, the fat cat finally got on a plane and made the 10 ½ hour trip to Sao Paulo to check out the infamous Scandallo lounge in Sao Paulo, Brazil. I took the earliest flight I…

1 yr ago11

Strokers

Clarkston, GA

The best Strip Club (SC) in Atlanta??? It might be..

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Hello my TUSCL friends. It’s been a while since I wrote a review on any strip club. If I wrote a review for every SC I visited, I wouldn’t have time to work to…

1 yr ago4

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

HK Swimsuit competition + new favorite room + High prices, Less Service

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Hong Kong has been my no.1 for all my mongering needs for the last 2 years. Of course I love the FKKs of Germany and Switzerland, the whores in Colombia, and I love the…

1 yr ago8

Tapanko VIP

Guadalajara, JA

Just as good as the first time..

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Hello my mongering friends. I'm here tonight to review one of the newest listings here on TUSCL. I like to say thanks to FOUNDER for getting this gem listed. Now let's start the review. Guadalajara is…

1 yr ago3

Candy's

Guadalajara, JA

Candy's not so sweet

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

The fat cat is back. Sorry mongering crew, I been on a bit of a hiatus, but I've been slammed working. So this review is a bit overdue. Lately, I've been traveling all over…

1 yr ago1

Baby Dolls

Dallas, TX

One and Done with the renown Baby Dolls. Scratch that off the list.

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

So I was in Dallas the first weekend in August for personal reasons. On this trip, I made it a mission to hit a nice Dallas restaurant, check out the nightlife scene, visit the…

1 yr ago1

Jaguars Club Phoenix

Phoenix, AZ

Post WNBA All-Star Game Activity- Best Strip Club in Phoenix

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

So I made the short 2 1/2 drive from my location in Arizona to Phoenix, Arizona for the 2024 WNBA All star game. WNBA is hot right now and I haven't been this excited…

1 yr ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

Something different in Baltimore; well for me at least.

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

This won't be a long review. However it will serve it's purpose. After I visited Thames Oyster House in Fell's Point, I decided to stop by a strip club that wasn't Norma Jeans.…

1 yr ago

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

What happen to my Norma Jeans?? Old friend and a new friend.

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

So I actually went to Norma Jean's twice while I was in Baltimore and Washington, D.C. for a conference (same weekend Trump was shot at). And my Thursday night visit was just about the…

1 yr ago

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

HK still great! But $33 for some wine???

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

HK The value of Hong Kong Gentleman’s club (HK) just keeps going down yet I still keep going back So, I decided to go to Hong Kong for a Friday, Saturday and Sunday evening trip. Even…

2 yrs ago9

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

3 girls in 12 hours.

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Hong Kong and the neighboring Cascadas hotel is still the best brothel/strip club in the world. It's the logistics of it all. It is so accessible and feasible than any other club…

2 yrs ago5

Hawaii Club

Algodones, BC

Fat cat in the desert

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Here is a review for a spot that hasn’t been reviewed in a while Hello TUSCL family. It’s been a while since I posted a review. I have been so busy with life changes.…

2 yrs ago3

Globe Club

Volketswil, CH

Saturday Night was meh, but Public Sex Tuesday was EPIC!!!

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Ok this review is broken up into 2 parts, as I went to Club Globe on a Saturday and Tuesday night (public sex day) both at 8pm until around 2am. I arrived at club Globe around…

3 yrs ago8

FKK Oase

Friedrichsdorf, DE

World Cup action with Pizza and Euro beauties.

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I almost did not go to FKK Oase. A couple of dudes in Sharks downplayed how good it was and one of our fellow TUSCL members told me how far it was out. After…

3 yrs ago2

FKK Mainhattan

Frankfurt, DE

FKK Mainhattan during the weekday....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

FKK Mainhattan is one of the few FKKS that is in the city of Frankfurt, Germany. It is east part of the city but very accessible by train. However, since I had just…

3 yrs ago5

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, DE

The Main Event in Frankfurt: FKK Sharks

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

FKK sharks was the main event of my trip to Germany. I had heard so many stories of this fuck Oasis south of Frankfurt. I even thought about staying in Damstadt (the city…

3 yrs ago10

Fase Dos

Medellín

Fase Dos, stepping up...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Fose II (Dos) is located near Centro Commercial Premium Plaza in Central. It’s slightly north of Club Isla and Club Gusto. The cover on a Wednesday evening was 20,000 COP ($4 bucks). The…

3 yrs ago2