Reviews by dmdpall

Made my way here on a Friday night. Did the usual process to get there (park at Jack's, cross over, $5 cab ride). The place was packed on a Friday night as usual. I made my way around the club to see how the talent was and I caught a handful of girls that I wanted to potentially spend some time with. I took my time though to see how they were as far as friendliness and willingness to please. I asked the waiter to bring a few over and finally found the one I liked. One tip is if you treat one waiter right he will take care of you and keep the other waiters from bothering you. I eventually ended up picking a 10 in my book. Hot blonde latina with enhanced Ds and a nice ass. Her english was OK so we were able to chat a bit. I wasn't sure if I wanted to take her for a few dances or upstairs to the hotel. I opted to go upstairs so we made our way up to the hotel. Typical tip system for the robe and condom/towels. I negotiated $70 for 30 mins, but I have been able to go up for $60 in the past. In the room we spent time in every position I wanted. She was definitely a pleaser although she wasn't too into kissing which is fine. After I came we had a bout 10 mins left so I just showered and got ready to go. I went back down and spent another hour watching the dancers and relaxing then made my way back over the border around midnight. Overall another great visit to Hong Kong!

I was in the LA area and wanted to try out a club in the infamous City of Industry to see what the hype was about. I originally thought of going to Deja Vu, but decided to check Synn out first. When I got there the place was packed as it was Saturday night. I couldn't find a seat for awhile, but eventually found one. The girls over seemed pretty nice and not too pushy. I only had one come out to me that seemed a bit on the pushy side. For the most part the girls were friendly even when I told them I wasn't interested in a dance. Overall looks I would say was above average. I eventually decided to spend some time with a skinny blonde with a nice ass and bolt ons. We talked a bit and I asked her about the VIP. She said $100 for 15 mins, which I agreed to. She took me to the VIP room and I would say it was definitely worth it. Not sure if there are cameras but she did some nice grinding, stick shifting and two way touching. I was spent after seeing her. Overall a good spot, but I might check out some of the other COI spots before returning.

Second time to this place. As always its an easy trip down to the border and a $5 cab ride over to the club. The club was packed on a Friday night. The girls there were some of the best I have ever seen. I took my time choosing the right girl as there are many to choose from! I finally saw a 9 in my opinion. Nice skinny Mexican girl with some natural Cs and a nice ass. I asked the waiter to bring her over which he did promptly. I tipped him a dollar to keep him happy and bought the girl a drink too. She didn't speak too much english, but just enough to talk a bit. I eventually decided to take the girl up since by then I was ready to get some. We negotiated to $60 for 30 minutes. I took her up and had an awesome time. I'm definitely to head back ASAP.

After reading some many great reviews I finally had a chance to venture south of the border to check this place out. Getting there was pretty easy. I went on a Friday night so there was a bit of traffic, but overall not bad. I followed all the instructions other reviewers have left about parking on the US side and walking over. Taxi was $5. Walking into the club I had to pay $4 to get in but it came with a beer so not bad. The place was pretty crowded. I walked around and saw a ton of girls everywhere. I would say most of them were 7s, but I definitely saw a few 9s and even 10s. The club has a nice layout with a bunch of tables. I found a table and sat down. As the other reviews have said the waiters can be a bit annoying. One waiter did ask me if there was a girl I wanted him to bring. There was one I noticed and pointed her out and he brought her over. Pretty nice. I talked to the girl for a bit. She had a nice body and an OK face. I bought her a drink for $10 which I think I overpaid a bit. However she let me feel her up as much as I wanted to. She placed my hands on her tits and started licking my ears. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to go upstairs. I told her I just wanted a BJ and not FS. We negotiated $60. I probably could have gotten it down a bit. Anyways we went upstairs did the deed and came back down. I left shortly after. Next time I will stay a bit longer and not go upstairs so quickly. Overall a good time.

This was my third time visiting the club and by far the best experience I had so far. Last time was really disappointing to I was a little hesitant about coming back, but I am glad that I did! Overall the club was busy which was expected for a Friday night. At one point a bunch of college kids came in which was a bit annoying, but oh well. There were a bunch of 7s making their way through the club, but none that caught my eye. I was thinking about leaving till this blonde dancer named Jenna sat on my lap. Absolute stunner! Most attractive dancer I have ever been with. Nice spinner type body with big bolt ons. We started with a 2 for 1 special which they run all the time. That included a lot of stick shifting. She asked if I wanted to go VIP for $100. I asked what's offered and she said that $100 for the VIP and another $100 for fun after she gets off. I decide to take her on for the VIP, which are done on beds. We laid down and she let me roam freely everywhere. She played with my member in my pants and even gave me an additional dance. After the set she gave me her number and told me she gets off at 4AM. I thought about waiting, but ultimately decided to pass...overall a great time. I plan on going back soon to hopefully see Jenna again and maybe take her up on her offer.

This was my second trip out to Downtown Cabaret. I wanted to check out another club but that was closed due to some repairs. Anyways so on this night the place was pretty busy. Got there about 10pm. Decent amount of girls and patrons. Th interior of the club is really nice. Probably one of the nicest if not the nicest in the twin cities. I took a seat by the stage and had a few drinks. Can't remember the exact price cause I opened a charge account. The girls overall were very attractive. Saw a couple Asians and blacks but for the most part white girls. The girls took turns on the stage giving pretty good routines. After a few minutes of sitting down I was approached by an Asian girl. Very attractive with a nice of titties. She sat down and chatted a while which was nice since most girls just ask if you want a dance. After a few minutes she asked if I wanted to do shots. The girls are allowed to drink in here. We ordered a round of shots and after she asked if I wanted a dance which a this point I was happy to do. The dance is done at your seat which sucks cuz you get no privacy. Also there is no two way contact but she did occasionally put her tits on my lips. The dance itself was $20 and lasted a decent amount of time. After the dance was over I told her I was going to relax a bit and told her to come back later. I sat for a while admiring he work at the stage. I saw one other girl named Bella which was a definite 10! Unfortunately I couldn't get a dance with her as I think she went to the VIP. I had a few more dances and then decided to call it a night. Overall decent experience. I will probably check out Sevilles next time instead, but Downtown Cabaret is a decent club.

Decided to check this place out on a late Friday night after hopping around some other establishments. Walked in to a pretty dead scene. Nothing special for a Friday night. There were about 15 or so girls working. Mostly 6 and 7s, nothing special. I was going to leave due to the lack of talent, but I saw a girl patron walk in and sit down, pretty attractive one too. She was getting into the dancing so I decided to watch to see what happens next. The dancer on the stage which was one of the better ones, pulled this girl on the stage and proceeded to grind her. She then laid her down and started to go down on her or at least make it look like it. She also took her shirt off and started sucking her nipples which was extremely hot to watch. This went on for about 5 mins or so. After that I thought about getting a dance, but decided not to. The short girl on girl show was the best part of the night. It would have been a big disappointment if that didn't happen. I most likely will not return. Check out the other clubs around like Seville or Downtown Cabaret.

So I decided to check this club out on a Wednesday night. I've been here a few times before and had a decent experience. However this time it was very disappointing. I usually go there to see one skinny Asian girl who gives some good dances with two way action. This time though I did not see her. All the other girls were too chubby or unattractive. The atmosphere was pretty dead also. There were only 5 or so other patrons in the club. Most of the girls just sat around talking to each other. Every now and then they would do a fantasy 2 for 1 dance. These are really just a little longer than one dance since they cut the songs pretty short. I thought about taking one girl to the back, but it just wasn't worth it. Overall a very disappointing experience. I may end up going back on a weekend night as I've had a much better experience before.

Decided to check out Admiral after a night of drinking. I knew it was no alcohol so I made sure to get my drinks in before entering the club. Upon entering the bouncer led me to a seat. I had a decent view of the main stage. There poles to the sides of the stage too. For the most part the girls were good looking. However I must say I was disappointed that only 2 girls came up to me the whole time. I wasn't sure if it was because of the time of day or if there were just a lot of regulars in the house. Either way I was disappointed. Finally I had a decent european girl come up to me. She immediatelly asked if I wanted to dance. I think normally I would not have chosen her, but it was getting late so I just went with it. She took me to a private room that closed with a curtain. I had to pay her up front $75. She said that touching is not allowed, but she would allow me to touch if I gave her another $100. This was some bullshit so I said no. She proceeded to give a decent dance with a lot of pussy in my face. Overall the dance was ok, but I did not like the fact that I could not touch. I probably will not be back again unless I am desperate to see some naked girls.

Another vist to the Strip and got to say I was pretty dissappointed this time. The place was packed which was expected for a Friday night. Got really busy after midnight. There were probably 20 dancers or so working. Overall the dancers were lower quality than what I expected at the Strip. There were a lot of bigger girls, not fat, but on the thicker side which is not what I prefer. There were only 3 that I thought were attractive enough to get dances from. I approached two of them while on stage to get a couple of dances. First girl was Hanna and I can't remember the second one. They both said they would be back after their session, but they never showed up which was very disappointing. First I thought that maybe they got pulled into another lapdance, but after waiting for a good hour I gave up. I did partake in a couple of the dollar dances that go on whenever they do a special. In the end I ended up getting a few dances from a decent looking niguragan girl. She gave me a very good ride and was able to touch everywhere except the kitty. Still I would have prefer the other girls. Overall you can definitely have a good time.

Made a stop out to Spearmint Rhino on a Monday afternoon. Had a hour to kill so I decided to stop by. At the door I was given an option to buy $20 funny money which included the cover. Went in and noticed how small the club was. I was immedially approached by some Guatemalan dancer (forgot her name). Decent body, wasn't really my type, but I thought I'd least talk to her. There were maybe 3 or 4 other dancers there (place was pretty dead). Right when we sat down they were running a special for 4 songs for $40 (original price for dance is $20). I thought why not so I went for it. Dances are done in a back sofa room. There was one other patron getting a dance so you don't have complete privacy. During the dance security walked in once briefly. Before the dance I asked her what the house rules were and she said no rules. The dances themselves were with some pretty good grindage and I was able to let my hands roam pretty freely. She also proceeded to rub my piece over my pants which was nice. I think she was trying to sell the VIP to me. She kept saying anything goes in the VIP. I decided to pass as it was $120 for 15 minutes and I wasn't really in the mood to spend that money on her. Anyways it was a decent trip. I'll probably check out some other places next time I'm in LA. Spearmint Rhino didn't really do it for me.

Went to HB on a Monday night. Had to pay $10 to get in. Also had to check in my coat and hat which I wasn't too happy about. In my experience HB has a pretty good mix of dancers. Definitely some 8's and 9's. Ended up getting a 5 song set for $50 from an African American girl named Sahara. I asked what the "rules" are and she told me no touching the ass or breasts. I told her I was a little disappointed since others places allow more touching. She responded that I can touch her ass as long as it was quick and she offered to take me to the mirror room which was great! Overall she definitely gave some good grindage and I was able to let my hands roam pretty freely. This experience was definitely different from my first time as before I was told that I can only touch above the waist (no breasts). My suggestion is to find a girl and talk to her first to see what she will allow. Also ask to go in the mirror room. Other than that, the free food and $1.50 beer (special that night) can't be beat!

Went on a Thursday night after work around 9PM. Place was pretty empty besides 3-4 other patrons. There were about 10 dancers. First time at VIPs and can't say I was very impressed. I got in for free (print coupon off website for free cover!) so I couldn't complain that much. I wouldn't definitely not pay the cover ($20?) to come here. Girls all wear dresses walking around so not much to see besides the girl on stage. I was approached by a few girls, but politely declined as they were a little older than what I was looking for. Overall quality of dancers was about 6 to 7. Did not see any smoking hot dancers when I was there. One girl ended up quoting me $100 for 3 dances which I declined. I ended up getting a dance from a latina girl (Maria?) from Spain. She gave me a deal - $20 for 1 and a half dance which was nice. No touching is allowed and the lapdance area is out in the open so no privacy. Dancers also wear pasties over their nipples which I am not a big fan of. Overall dance was OK, nothing to get too excited about. Probably will only go back if I have no time to go to the Industrial Strip. Remember to get your free cover coupon before you go!

great alternative to chicagoland strip clubs. no alcohol allowed, but dances are great. nice private rooms in the back where full friction lap dances are given. touching is allowed accept in the kitty. there were mostly 4-6 quality dancers. but there were also some nice 8 and 9. my advice is to hold off on the dances till you get the dancer you want. they also do some nice promotions such as $1 1 minute dances, 3 for 2 specials, and half off coupons. I've gone 3 times. Twice on the weekends, once on a Tuesday. On Tuesday there were only about 4 dancers working which was disappointing, but a very small crowd. Fortunately (or unfortunately) my friend was brought on stage because it was his birthday. The girls definitely had fun with him on stage. Overall a great club. In a sketchy area and may be hard to find at first, but worth the trip. I definitely recommend!