Reviews by destroyer711

An impromptu visit turned out to be a pleasant surprise. See my 2013 review of this establishment. Apparently, there's new management because the talent is waaay up from my last visit. I was in town (I used to live here) visiting friends for the weekend. One friend had his best bud in town and it happened to be his birthday. That's how this visit begins. There was a $10 cover and the drinks are reasonably priced. The quality of the dancers has been elevated. This place will get a return visit from me. There were approximately 10 customers there when I arrived. I met a dancer from Massachusetts who was visually appealing and hella sexy. She was a pleasure to hang out with and although there's no contact at this club. I took advantage of a club promo for a private dance which was worth the money. The promo was $35 for two VIP dances and a drink, the only thing missing was a t-shirt. lol There was Cardi B type dancer who was good to go. I can't call this place the "Shitty Titty" for now. My friends are hyped for a return visit also!

I pulled into the location with ample parking for my late afternoon visit. I entered the club, it seems smaller than it looks from outside. There's seating area as you enter. The bar is to your far left with a decent sized stage located in the center of the club. There's no height to the poles (I like seeing pole tricks). I took a seat at the bar and was greeted by an attractive, small framed, middle-aged bartender that offered me a drink and let me know there was a $5 cover. They serve no alcohol because this is an all-nude establishment and getting a birds-eye view can be very appealing. I saw no more than 7 patrons during this visit. There were only 5 dancers available because they were in between shift change. (2 lovely black dancers and 3 lovely white dancers-1 too small for my liking and the other two amply endowed.) I visited for about an hour and just as I was ready to leave sexy Taylor approached. I had tipped her on stage. We chatted for a bit, her shift was ending and I couldn't resist seeing what she had to offer after our chat. She was sexy to me and did not dissapoint based on her sale pitch. I will visit again just to see what else they have in store.

Small club. You have to actively seek out a place to sit here due to the size. I was in town visiting a buddy and we decided on Follies based on the reviews. Parking was $15 and the cover $7. Drinks are moderately priced. You could smell the odor of "dat icky" from the door but that was expected because of reviews. (Prepare to smell of smoke when you leave, no ventalation) The bar is located just as you walk in and there's a stage (catwalk) on the right and left this is also where you'll find seating. The crowd was predominantly black and young with a sprinkling all others. There was no kind of drama that I could see there. Although just before we left the police arrived deep clearly looking for someone. The ladies range in size, ethnicity and style. The biggest thing I learned is big asses are the thing whether natural or augmented. A good time was had even without the draw of VIP.

After hanging out in the Atlantic Beach area with a buddy we decided to stop by The Officer's Club. My buddy had never been to a strip club before and it was the closest from where we were. We arrive to limited but free parking and a $7 cover. There was a racially diverse crowd of locals and military personnel. It's a nice sized place with pool tables on one side and a decent sized bar and one stage on the other. We found a table in front of the dj booth and watched. Unfortunately, there was more talent behind the bar than on the floor. We stayed long enough for a beer, $5 for a Corona. But while there I saw maybe three 6-7s, one of whom performed on stage and two others that appeared and dissapeared. The ladies don't make an effort to approach from my observations. It was worth going just for a look see but I wouldn't choose this as a goto spot.

I visited this club because of the hype I had heard from years of listening to the Howard Stern Show. It's a big sized place with time of parking and a nice sized stage. The waitresses were pleasant and quick to acknowledge and serve me. There were about 15-20 guys in the club. The ladies were nice looking but they all appeared to be with regulars or disinterested and not willing to engage. I even approached the stage to tip one dancer and she just glanced at me and exited the stage; okay, I'll keep the tip. I went back to my seat and enjoyed a performance by an attractive milfish blonde. I had no time to tip because she was off the stage after one song. I got a waitress to tip her for me and I bounced after no acknowledgement. Wasn't feeling the love. I'll try again, maybe it was a bad time. But first impressions matter.

My visit began with a $10 cover around 8:30 pm; not a deal breaker. This spot is all NUDE so no alcohol onsite. But the inexplicable requirement that patrons MUST purchase a SOFT DRINK for $5 is inexcusable! Now that I've gotten that out of my system. The club has a long and narrow galley style main room with a nice size and partitioned lap dance area in the back. I took a seat at the bar (juice bar) and shortly after a lovely lady (Karma) snuck-up on me to say hello and I was pleasantly surprised with her looks and body. I generally like to scope out ladies that catch my eye but this was a first. We chatted for a while, Karma was very laid back and a easy conversationalist. I was taken with her personality and suggested she show me the private area. As she led the way, I got a glimpse of what had been hidden as she sat in front of me. It was a very nice time with Karma and I will visit her again. I'll also get to know some other stunners I saw before I left.

I visited Desire while in the area visiting a friend. The club is in a decent area (seemed liked a residential area) it's well lit in the parking lot. There was a $7 cover and the interior is nice. Apparently, the club is under new management. They could use some basic pointers but overall not a bad club for the area. It was lit up inside like an elaborate house Christmas display with too many bright neon lights. The girls run the gaming from average to a couple of hotties. The was a sexy bodied cocktail waitress who was sexy and attentive. I didn't partake in any lap dances or VIP room entertainment so I can't speak of that. The DJ was good and kept the crowd engaged. With some basic tweets this club could be a diamond in the rough I think. If in the area again I would visit again.

I decided to visit this club because some of the reviews seemed legit...NOT! What a waste of an hour (while I awaited my ride) and $20. When I arrived there was a dancer with a cute face and what appeared to be a promising body some years back; you know, stretch marks and cellulite. I tipped her and a couple other dancers out of pity because I was seated in front of the stage. A huge pet peeve of mine is that dancers who are tipped on stage and do not acknowledge or thank the patron afterwards I view as rude. Not to mention this dump was empty!! That's why I visit places so that I know NEVER to return.

I visited this club after a brief and horrible visit to another local club. (see review) This was my first visit to Monroe's, the club is well lit outside, off of the main drag. The cover was $10 and this club is a true gentlemen's club with pretty good service. I took a seat on the floor since the bar was full and was immediately greeted by a gorgeous petite waitress (her name escapes me) who took my order and was quick. After I got my drink, a dancer approached and took a seat at my table which was fine since I intended to get rid of her to collect myself. She began telling me that we had already met and did I remember her. Remember, I had just arrived. Long story short, this chick was clearly a loon so I asked for the manager to get her away from me so I could enjoy my time at the club. After the drama was done I was approached by a beautiful Latin massage girl who gave me a decent back and shoulder rub; not bad for 20 bucks. When I first arrived a sweet spinner named Jordan was performing on stage. Wow, she was great! I love a performer who works the pole and crowd. At some point Jordan made her way to me and we went back for some privacy in the club's lap dance space. I happened to catch Jordan for a 3 for $30 special. She was so adorably cute with her ink and piercings everywhere except her kitty. I enjoyed my time with her for her cuteness alone but there was not much in the way of heavy mileage or illusion. It was more like she was just going the motions.

I visited on March 15th after leaving my favorite club which was dead. I lasted here about 30 minutes before leaving because it was just as slow as my FAV place. Before leaving, I saw a dancer perform on stage who was a lovely specimen of a woman, her name escapes me but she was ending her shift when I met her, my loss. She was gorgeous, tall and stacked in all of the right places just like I like. I attempted to get a few lap dances but she had to pick up her daughter. I really wanted to bump and grind on her. I'll visit again just to catch her!

I visited on March 15th at about 5:45pm. It was a beautiful day out and maybe that's why the club was so dead! I've visited on Saturday afternoon's before and this was the worst. I only saw maybe 5 different girls while there. There were about 4 patrons inside. I saw a girl that I had met more than a year ago, "Peaches" she is a cutie for sure but she was hung-over from the night before and not to into it. I got a few dances from her and then got the heck out of dodge after about 30 minutes there. I decided to check another spot, what a sad afternoon.

Well, another work road trip completed and I ventured out to check out Cheetah. I wanted to enjoy a great cigar, have drinks and admire gorgeous women. Mission accomplished! The girls are definitely about getting money, so much so that they will forgo introductions and offers of a dance to get at guys they presume are spending money. There were 2 girls who caught my eye but I could never get them to bite, too busy I guess. I arrived at 11pm and found a spot to relax and observe. The club has a strange layout so I sat at the smaller secondary bar near the main stage. There were some interesting girls of all shapes and sizes, ethnicities and skill levels. I finally was able to try a dance with a sexy and cute petite girl who I tipped on stage. She was worth the money but lacked the ass for cupping I craved. (I forgot her name) The next and last girl, before I left, was a 20 year old who had an amazing body and great beauty for a new dancer, so she said, I believed her. Her name was Pixie and will see her upon my next visit! From our brief chat she apparently does not do extras because she complained about guy who proposition her and passed her off. She was very pleasant and sexy. She offered her cell number to keep in touch and I will if nothing else hang with a chill fresh face. This club is a must visit!

I visited on Nov. 24th to visit my NEW ATF who I couldn't remember her name (see my previous review). I arrived around 1:30 pm to find the club empty except for a couple of older guys at the smaller bar and two more guys at the big bar. As soon as I walked in Nirvana greeted me with a huge smile and a hug. We sat at the bar and chatted while we enjoyed a couple of drinks. Guys this woman is amazing! I just can't get enough of her body but this does not compare to her sweetness and beauty. Nirvana's mileage providing dances could be a lot better but there is plenty of two-way contact (within reason) and she works at being sexy and sensual while entertaining you. While there, I noticed a MILFish blonde woman with nice big altered breasts and natural beauty. She was a very good dancer on stage and knew how to entertain. She was down to earth and friendly; she told me she was new at Cheaters after taking a 2 year break from dancing after previously dancing at Ledo's. We had some life areas in common which was nice. I will visit Stacy again. Gents, Cheaters is a must visit when in the Cocoa area!!

I was in Cocoa with a buddy who hadn't been to any gentlemen's clubs in Cocoa. We visited here after a brief visit to another club. (see my other review) We walked in and got a couple of drinks and after our eyes adjusted from the sun. The bar was packed so we took seats in the main area of the club and enjoyed some stage dances. Nothing was speaking to either of us until this woman got on stage dancing to music from the 70s and 80s. Maybe that's her gimmick to get your attention; well it worked! She wasn't the hottest dancer but she had stage presence and knew how to work it with her huge tits and body. Her name was Jersey, yes, she's from New Jersey. She visited me after her set and she had some mesmerizing appeal so we went to the lap dance area (again not private). I'm glad I went with her because she was fun, crazy and sexy. Gents when there check her out you will not be disappointed.

Myself and buddy visited 11/8/13 midday after taking an early day at work. My buddy had never been to Cocoa for gentlemanly entertainment so I was his tour guide for the day. I had not been to my favorite club in Cocoa in more than a year. The club has been refurbished a bit with new paint and new couches in the private area (a definite upgrade from old couches). We met a lovely black woman named "Rain", she was extremely pleasant and fun with an incredible body who stands at about 5'6" or 5'7" without heels! My buddy and I left for a while to partake in another establishment. As we were leaving, I tipped a stunner on stage that caught my eye. continued... Because my buddy had to get home, he dropped me off and I went back to find the stunner. When I returned there were a few more patrons and a couple more dancers. I sat back with a drink and enjoyed the view. The stunner stopped by my table and again WOW! This young woman is gorgeous! She's sweet, adorable and what a heavenly body, standing at about 5'9" without heels (my, my, my). Her name is...wait, I never got her name, ugh! The name didn't matter too much, haha. I had a great time with her and she has some skills in seduction after having 4 dances with. She still seemed slightly inexperienced but she treats you well regardless of her lessor mileage skills, I will see her again. She works primarily Wed-Sat 1-7 pm and she's celebrating her birthday next Friday so I'll be there!!! Run, don't walk to see her! Now I have two new ATFs at my favorite Cocoa club!

Where do I begin?? This club continues to amaze me with its apparent revolving door of ownership/management. I went in with a group after watching my beloved Washington Redskins take a loss from the Cowboys at a local bar. It was a good thing I guess that we were in a group because they wanted to charge $15 per person but we got in for free. There was only about an hour left before closing. We only saw one average dancer on stage as we ordered drinks at the bar. When she was done no dancer took the stage! WTF!! Finally, the girl at the door took the stage. She had a very nice body but her grill was jacked. Her dancing and pole skills made up for this because she was phenomenal! She could and probably should provide pole dancing lessons to lesser dancers. The visit was short and served its purpose but the only reason I visit this dump is because it's local. I could help them with many money making ideas versus the clearly moronic decisions they make. They should only charge a $5 cover at all times! It's Clermont not Miami! Or do a mandatory 2 drink minimum that way they earn money and the customer gets something tangible in return. Even though they clearly cater to the 192 tourist there's no need to rape them or locals. I've visited this club about four times since 2009 and don't get their arrogance.

September 20, I arrived just before shift change at about 6pm. I was headed home after a business trip and decided to give it a shot (I don't care for Orlando clubs) and had always wondered what the talent was like here. For the time I arrived, the women were about 5-6 in looks and body with a couple that caught my eye but we're getting off work. I hung out for a couple hours and met a few nice girls. The drinks are pricey but on par for the type of club I imagine. The first girl Candace approached an kept me company for awhile as I surveilled the room. She was a lean, in shape and toned woman who was feisty which I liked. She gave me the lay of the land for this newbie. The club seems huge from outside but wasn't too big. My favorite girl of my time there was Kendall, yummy and just my type! She was gorgeous and sweet, I wish I had her somewhere in Cocoa Beach or Tampa cause her curves made it hard to resist those lovely lady lumps. Again, I prefer full two-way contact but in a pinch I may return as a quick sc outlet when I don't feel like making the hour drive to either of my favorite SC locales.

Visiting Jacksonville for business and stumbled upon Wackos while trying to buy liqour to have at Sinsations. This was by far a better choice of club in appearance and dancer quality. My friends an I pay the $5 cover and enter the club, as sson as I walk in I see a vision of loveliness. I white girl with a crazy thick body (in a very good way) that I had to chat with. So we find a table and get us drinks while I get acclimated to the club. I forget the girls name but she was an attractive girl in her 30s who had recently returned to dancing and had just arrived for work. We chatted a bit but then she needed to make her rounds but said she'd be back. I know the routine and am in no way a hater I want the girls to make their money but this chick had game andI don't play games. So, I began searching for someone else. My buddies and I saw this GORGEOUS Cubana (the name escapes me) dancer who had it going on in every area. We chatted her up but no one got a dance cause one of my buddy's was more into her and we thought he'd get a dance so we passed on a dance with her; our loss. This girl appeared to be one of the only approachable and nice girls there that night. Most of the other girls were with their boyfriends, friends or regulars because no one else approcahed us or acknowledged our existence. Nice club but the girls have a lot to learn about how to make money. All three of us make over $100K and at least two of us were there to spend money but our money stayed in our pocksets except for drinks and tips at the stage.

I was in town for business and wanted to check out a couple of clubs with some co-workers. We decided to hit up Sinsations. The club has limited parking and is too small for my liking and very narrow in the main club area. There was a $10 cover and a $5 mandatory drink price for water or other soft drink, REALLY?! The dancers were nothing to write home about but I sampled dances from a very attractive, exuberant, tatted up (I liked them) sexy white girl who was also a Suicide Girl model named Chase. I also sampled a Puerto Rican girl with a nice, soft and plump booty who was attractive but didn't do it for me. Both girls provided good friction but Chase was exceptional at what she does and allows. I would only visit this club to see Chase if I were in town again.

I drove up from Orlando to visit with an out of town buddy who was there for a couple of days. We parked in a fenced in lot that's well lit and then into the club. The cover was $5 per not bad and 2 Jack and cokes only $12. Decent girls on duty, a sweet average girl walked by that caught my eye. Her name was Rose, not exactly my type but she appealed to me for some reason. Maybe it was her great eyes or her lisp but we hung for 3 hours I was there. The club has special bar area in the back you pay $10 bucks that's private and has a couple of stages and its own bartender. My buddy and I both VIP dances that were $125 for 15 minutes not bad, very intimate. All in a good club for my first time in Daytona. If I'm ever back I'll visit this club.

Went to this club to hang with out of town buddies before New Years. Nothing to brag about...there were 3 dancers there that were the time. No lap dances here out front or in the back. The ownership/management stink no matter how many times they change. Just because you're the only game in town doesn't mean you should price hike. It's a dump! The drinks are over priced. They charge a $10 cover which is laughable...if you want to make money just require a 2 drink minimum at least you something for the money. But when you don't want to drive to Cocoa Beach or Tampa it'll do in a pinch.

After a bad visit at another club I chose Shakers. The cover is $12 and there is no alcohol served. I arrived at 10pm and sat near the main stage and watched a few talented girls dance. One spotted my eye but she seemed snooty. I tipped during her dance and she came over after. Boy was I surprised because she was sweet as the day is long. Short, petite brunette with a nice body but a killer ass named Kira! We chatted for a while and enjoyed each others company. She tipped dancers for me and then I took her for some dances. I must correct TUSCL because their dances are $25 and $20. There is also a private room fee of $5 with a wristband. I had a couple of dances because I had a very early flight out of Omaha which is an hour drive from Lincoln. If you're ever in the area check out Shakers!

I visited the club after dinner at Misty's Steakhouse...let's just the steak was the highlight. The reviews about this place are accurate! I showed up after 9pm just before halftime of the Arizona vs. St. Louis game. There were 6 girls on duty according to the board at the entrance; I paid my $3 entrance fee and took at seat in between the bar and main stage. When I walked in I saw a sexy lady I would later learn was JoJo who was selecting music in the box. I ordered a drink and wAtched few girls on stage. No one and I mean no one except the bartender Nicole (lovely girl) approached me. JoJo never returned...there were 2 dancers at the bar with probably regulars so that leaves 3 girls for 8 guys including myself. I don't get dancers who hide out in the back room moreover I don't get club management that has no control over their dancers! On my way out after about 20 minutes I spoke to the guy at the door who said management has spoken to and admonished the girls about this very thing. Clearly it didn't work or they need better management. Out of town patrons beware! Go to Shakers instead!

I visited this club after seeing my Washington Redskins deliver a hard fought come from behind victory over the Tampa Bay Bucaneers on 9/30/12. I've lived in Orlando since the summer of '09 and have heard amazingly great things about this club. Since I was in town I decided to give it a whirl because I usually go to other clubs when in Tampa. All I can say is NOT!! I don't get the hype...the club is nothing to look at from the outside or inside. When I walked in there was this distinct odor of sweat and ass that was not nice. I took a seat at a high top to view the stage in hopes of finding a companion for night. I saw maybe 5 or 6 girls walk by me (all the while looking at me or in my direction) without saying a word. Really?? Yet, the girls greeted guys surrounding me. The girls were attractive averaging in the 7 out of 10 range. The bright spot was a cute, petite blonde who did approach me but I wasn't finished perusing the layout at that moment so I passed. I stayed for about 45 minutes and had had enough of the cold shoulder. To think I paid $20 to get into this dump! On my way out I grabbed the blonde girl who approached me to thank her for the courtesy and tip her $10 for it. I briefly explained my issue with the place and she tried to sway me by saying it was Sunday night but as I said to her "There are girls here working so it being a Sunday night should be no excuse." We hunged and she kissed me goodbye and I hightailed it out of there.

Visited this club at 5am Friday morning! Only in Vegas...the place was jumping and the girls were very attractive and sexy. A woman for all tastes. After getting over the sticker shock of the $33 cover my friends and I walked into the cascade of humanity....men and half naked women! While making our way to the back bar 'cause the small front bar was full; I had the pleasure of walking behind one of the sweetest little asses I've ever seen. It turns out she was headed to the back bar else well. After ordering myself a drink I spotted my girlfriend (don't remember her name) for the night at the bar and walked over and tip her...few words were spoken other than me telling her she had a very nice ass which I had the pleasure of walking behind. She smiled and thanked me and I rejoined my friends. After a while she approached me at the bar where we chatted it up. She was a sweet girl from the Bay area of Cali. We spent maybe an hour and a half together on the floor and then VIP. She had me going and I don't regret the outrageous cover. I also got to know a few other girls by the time we left after 8am with the bright sun up. A must visit club but to the free limo service with no cover and you get a free drink.