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7 years ago
This review is suspicious: no names, details, etc., just generalities that aren’t very accurate anyway. No mention at all of recent major changes here, like the addition of an attached (but separate) liquor bar, or change from bikini VIPs to topless? And the mileage claim is laughable; anything more than an occasional covert HJ here is as rare as blood diamonds. Enjoy your VIP period, one-review parasite....
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7 years ago
This place has become quite the trainwreck, after a nice heyday around 2011. I've been days with me as only customer for nearly an hour waiting for the "four" girls the bouncer lied about being on-site. Ownership is clearly the issue; two sister clubs (Red Lips & Venetian) apparently folded after brief runs, and I'd guess the only reason this ghost ship keeps sailing is that Anaheim probably won't let a nude club license transfer via sale.
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7 years ago
The prior comment is spot on, except the part about the waitresses giving up after a while. The drink push is relentless, and the waitresses will play games with your change and taking away your drink while you are in the head even if you put a napkin over it (I have personally experienced both). Just be assertive and push through the BS.
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7 years ago
Yeah, Synn is now filled with creeps and cheapskates, especially on Thursdays. It seems to have taken over from DVCOI as club of choice for that crowd, once DVCOI went bikini. Some hotties there, but this Rhino has more. Since the extras prices have pretty much equalized between the two (despite Synn's trashier environment and girls), if I want to spend that kind of green I'll take the Rhino. If I feel like a bargain hunt, there's Paradise just 3 more blocks west.
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7 years ago
And your problem with sharing your intel/names in return for what you get on this site is.....?
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7 years ago
Yeah, lots of single mothers work the day shift here, so at after-school/shift-change time it is a disaster. Noon to 3 is better here, in my experience (I name names in my reviews...). Shift change time periods (and mileage) in OC generally better at Sahara & TJ's.
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7 years ago
This review is so spot on -- especially re: the crappy management and too-high stage.
This club has so much potential, but for whatever reason (in daytimes at least) it's never been run in a manner other than one running any sane dancers and customers right out the door. Time to form an investor group and do a hostile takeover!!
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7 years ago
Dude, if you escaped this clip joint only losing $2 you were lucky. The waitresses & doormen run more scams than Bernie Madoff. Girls can be good here but you need to keep on your toes.
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7 years ago
While most of this is accurate for either club, this review seems to confuse Canoga Park location (with loveseats and coin street parking) with the Van Nuys location (2 blocks from Synn Van Nuys, which is also filled with fat and ugly girls, IMO).
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7 years ago
I'd rather they lay on couch on the floor than hide in the dressing room, as at least then I can walk up to them and check them out or get a dance instead of sitting there by myself. But you are exactly right: although this club can be very slow and dead in the afternoons, talent can be found.
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7 years ago
Yeah this club can be surprisingly good, despite cameras in dance areas. (Hack - they security wand you at the door, so if you don't want to feel like a perv keep any condoms in your wallet when you put that in the basket.) Daytimes Holly/Berlin and Stacy and Risa have been good for me. I like TJs too (and reviewed it a lot) -- who are your faves there?
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7 years ago
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panza80She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket
Daytimes are traditionally dead there, but you are right when there IS a good girl on-site the VIPs have good privacy and decent pricing (4-for-$80 I think?) so fun can be had. Miss that "Kat" girl, she was fun. Usual day crew after her were duds, tho.
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7 years ago
VIPs are actually $120 for 3 songs. $220 total typically gets you E-tickets daytimes, but pricing may vary based on the usual dancer/PL factors. Last paragraph is right on.
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7 years ago
Alyssa at SR COI will ask you for 5000 dimes, to be more accurate....
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7 years ago
Name names! The blonde is surely Candace. And sure Kennedy was another; those two are daytime constants. There's often so few dancers on-site in days, it helps to know who's worth it so one can decide whether to go in after getting the roll call from the doorman. PM me if you'd rather be discreet.
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7 years ago
Serial posts, odd phrasing, no real point, self-referential, creepy vibe.... Nu10Fun? Is this you under a new alias?
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7 years ago
$80 is an occasional special on VIP, either one day of the week or happy hour or something. I rarely catch it but it exists -- check their website.
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7 years ago
Another useless reviewer who refuses to share names or actual intel, while sucking it up from others via his free VIP membership obtained by his "reviews." We're onto your game, parasite.
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7 years ago
There's a rogue daytime bartender who tries various scams. Complain to management (like I did) whenever anything odd happens, and maybe we can get her fired.
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7 years ago
This review mirrors my experiences and thoughts about current day shifts at this club. After periodic fun in the past, two visits in last 12 months have been dismal wastes of time. New blood needed in management and dancers.
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7 years ago
Something's screwy here: daytime cover for this club is $10 not $6, PL drinks $6 not $10 dances are $50 per and they'd close before they'd offer 3 for $30 specials. Utter lack of detail and mere generalities true of all strip clubs in all three of this PL's reviews make it pretty clear this is just a looky loo bullshitting his/her way to VIP access.
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7 years ago
Is the VIP room still all one big room with no partitions, just a bunch of couch/loveseats around the perimeter? That -- and the resulting lack of privacy -- is what made me give up on this place after 2 visits maybe a year ago.
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7 years ago
Ahh, the "robe girls" like Paris & Monica. I remember those days. Then I discovered Hawaii Theater....
Ah, youth.
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7 years ago
Nah, that's just how it is at this place, especially once you've been here 2-3 times. I've had exactly the same experience, substituting many names off the roster. Boring as a review but true to a place that is the Quick-E-Lube of strip clubs.
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7 years ago
Pretty accurate observations (though it would be nice to add some names).
Agree that if you like trim white girls, need to get out of COI and to OC (Cal Girls Santa Ana, TJs, or Imperial being best - in declining order of potential for mileage, IMO). Synn COI girls are actually generally thinner & prettier than Paradise Bliss or skank-laden DVCOI, but still not that thin.