Reviews

17 reviews by patrickbateman

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

DD on Saturday 12/23

Went into DD the night before Xmas Eve and it was popping! Lots of girls working. I was surprised it was so good on Christmas weekend. Lots of hot Latinas everywhere. Got seated with 3…

2 yrs ago

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

E11even on a Wednesday

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I visited E11even last Wednesday night after having dinner at Giselle (new rooftop restaurant on top of E11even). It was the first time that E11even was open on a Wednesday night in about 5 years…

3 yrs ago2

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, FL

Gold Rush Monday September 12th

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Stopped by Monday night after seeing a concert at the Hard Rock Casino in Hollywood. I've previously reviewed this place and it was just as good a usual on Monday. Took my buddy who lives…

3 yrs ago1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Saturday night hyper mongering

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Hit DD last night after a concert in Ft. Laud. Paid $2 to self park and the cover was $15 last night because I think there was some UFC fight being shown. Got there around…

3 yrs ago9

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, FL

Fantastic night at Gold Rush

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Love this club. Went last Tuesday with a buddy after dinner nearby. You walk in and there's a lower floor with a stage in the middle and a bar in the back. You can walk…

4 yrs ago11

Lutron

Medellín

Lutron Medellin

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

This place is AMAZING. It's based in one of Pablo Escobar's old houses and it's a mansion on a huge plot of land. You enter the gate and go up a big hill until you…

4 yrs ago2

La Isla Club

Medellín

La Isla Medellin

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

La Isla was a huge disappointment. I had heard it was supposed to be the best strip club in Medellin and was excited to go there. My friends and I ended up going on a…

4 yrs ago2

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

The club is nice and is...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

The club is nice and is located in a shopping center. The good thing is that this club brings in porn star features that are really hot. I only have been there when they've had…

15 yrs ago

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

This is probably the best strip...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is probably the best strip club in South Florida. Generally, it has the hottest girls working here. The club is beautiful and classy. Dancers are usually the best looking in town. Only negative is…

15 yrs ago

Eden Gentlemens Club

Plantation, FL

This is one of the worst...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

This is one of the worst strip clubs I have ever been to in my life. The girls are hideous (felt as if they should pay me to dance for me) and the club itself…

15 yrs ago

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Strip clubs have gone downhill in...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Strip clubs have gone downhill in South Florida over the past few years. This place is still one of the top 5 strip clubs in South Florida, however. Drinks are only $6.50, which is a…

15 yrs ago

Ultra Gentlemen's Club

West Palm Beach, FL

This place is the best for...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place is the best for features in South Florida. Every week they have porn stars who feature. I have seen Diamond Foxxx, Candy Manson, Ricki Raxxx and countless other features here over the years.…

15 yrs ago

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Most of the girls here suck...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Most of the girls here suck but there are usually 1-3 that are hot and I wonder why they work here. Extras are definitely available but you have to negotiate with the girls on their…

15 yrs ago

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, FL

This is probably the 2nd best...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is probably the 2nd best strip club in South Florida after Dean's Gold (which used to be called Solid Gold as well). This place has a lot of hot girls. Parking is free. They…

15 yrs ago

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

This is the biggest strip joint...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is the biggest strip joint down here by a mile. Only thing is it's about quantity instead of quality. Out of the 100+ girls there maybe I'd pay for dances from 3-5 of them…

15 yrs ago

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

This place is known locally as...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This place is known locally as "Bare Nasties" haha and it is one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been in. Not many girls and ones that are there are fat and nasty. I…

15 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

This is one of the top...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is one of the top 5 strip joints in South Fla. Sometimes there can be a few really hot girls here. Place is great if you like Latin girls, as there are lots of…

15 yrs ago