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Browns
Spitalfields
I've been visiting browns over the years! The establishment has undergone a refurbishment making it a little more plush than it has previously been. There was very little pressure to do anything but watch the…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
Popped into the Rhino after a long week with my boss and a few colleagues. As you walk in, you are immediately at the bar which is literally lined with dancers, so from the very minute…
Diamonds and Strings
Watford
Having been to this club in the past, when it was previously known as 'Beavers', it is indeed a shame to see this club go 'downhill' IMO. As in the past, this was the only 'full…
The Horns
Spitalfields
Happened to stumble upon this club, rather by accident. This is more of a strip-pub as opposed to a strip club. You're required to tip £1 per dancer who goes on stage (she'll come round…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
Popped into he SR on Sunday evening (it opens at 6pm) as had the day off work on Monday, As stated above, this club has a lovely interior, and is also clean. It is upscale and…
Diamonds and Strings
Watford
Returned to this club after several months, needless to say not much has changed and it lives up to it's usual high standards. I would like to start off by saying, this is one of the…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
This is your run-of-the-mill typical london SC. The fact that it is located in Central London makes it easily accessible. Dancers are great to look at, sadly however, dances are strictly non-contact - all air. It…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
Happened to be in the area and could not resist the urge to pass by the Spearmint Rhino. As usual this club lives up to its great expectations. It is quite a well laid out and…
Diamonds and Strings
Watford
This club maintains its usual high standard being the classy establishment and one of the few strip clubs in London that I know (openly advertises) FULL CONTACT lap dances and this sets it clearly aside…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
I have been going to this place on and off for a little while, but have not been up until I posted this review. As usual you can expect quite a plush luxurious environment from this…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
I popped by the Spearmint Rhino as happened to have a gap of spare time while in Central London. Had a couple of dances which were extremely high mileage, mutual touching, and grindage. However the first…
Diamonds and Strings
Watford
I returned to beavers yesterday, needless to say I had a great time as usual. The key feature of this club is it's full contact lap dances and permission of wandering hands on dancers. There…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
happened to be in the area for business and stopped in for a couple of dances. was only 3 in the afternoon so the place wasn't too packed for a thursday afternoon. had a couple of…
Spearmint Rhino
Holborn
This is what I would refer to as a commercial lap-dance club. The club had between 30 - 40 dancers. There is no entrance fee during the day which I consider to be a bonus.…
Sunset Strip
London
This is the best strip club I have ever been to in London. It has a theatre-type stage show where you sit in cinema-style seating and watch the stage-shows. The dancers put a good deal…
Diamonds and Strings
Watford
This is a fantastic club which I have been to a few times. IT IS ONE OF THE VERY FEW CLUBS IN THE PROXIMITY OF LONDON WHICH OFFER FULL-CONTACT LAP-DANCING and I am willing to…
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