Reviews by pdxtom

Walked into this dump and I walked out one drink later. The club is pretty run down. Seems more like a neighborhood bar. The dancers were all out of shape and saggy. I stayed for…

Rouge has gotten better over the last few months. Dancer quality is really good right now. I was there last Friday and the club was wall to wall girls. If you can't find your type…

This is a better than average SE PDX club. The layout is a bit below average with the bar blocking visual access to all three stages from any one spot. Like most clubs in the…

Union Jack's has really upgraded the talent. They have managed to keep the better dancers and added some high quality new, read young, talent. The girls are above average in looks for Portland. One of…

Jiggles has been around forever and so have some of the dancers. This place offers a wide variety of dancers, you will probably see a couple that you like and plenty that you would rather…

This place has really gone down hill. Ironically they seem to be spending a fortune updating the club, yet they have managed to forget to get dancers of equal value. While a good looking dancer…

This club has seen a remarkable uptick in the quality of its dayshift dancers over the last several months. Nothing like better dancers to increase the rating of the club. And while the lap/table dances…

This is a dayshift report so the usual caveats apply. Overall this is not a bad club, its a bit shop-worn and ready for a good cleaning, but it is a decent size club with…

This is another small dark club not unlike the several dozen other small dark strip clubs that can be found all over Portland. You will find a beat up interior that is several years past…

Okay on Saturday the doors to this club were locked closed and it appears deserted. Well its more than deserted it is out of business. It appears that the owners could no longer pay the…

This club is a brand new addition to the Dolphin Club line. It opened earlier this month so I figured it was a great time to stop in and see what was going on. (FYI…

The Lucky Devil Lounge just keeps getting better. They keep upgrading the dancers and because they rotate some between a few other clubs you can always count on seeing a few fresh faces on every…

Time of day can make a huge difference to the rating of any club. Sure the Acropolis is still the broken down roadhouse it has been for years. yes it still seems like the plywood…

Union Jacks is still a place with lots of good looking dancers, an outrageous show, and plenty of cheap(er) booze. The cover is only $4.00 and it is wall to wall dancers inside. We saw…

The layout of this place has been described in detail in other posts so I am skipping that part of the review. There are always a ton of good looking dancers on shift with a…

This club has been around forever. It has the feel of an old dive bar that added dancers. Its saving grace is that the dancers know how to dance and they dance like they are…

The Lucky Devil is a small club and runs a DJ-less music system with a handful of girls. This makes any visit pretty hit and miss. Saturday was a pretty decent hit, two of the…

This club has been around forever. The reality is that the food is better than the dancers. Its a big place with three stages and plenty of rack space. The dancers do four song sets…

This is a fairly new club and is still in pretty good condition. the main rack is a 360 degree affair with lots of seating. The private dance area is elevated slightly and along the…

I visited this club at around 1:00PM on Saturday. Only two girls working, but the good news was that there was only one other customer there and he was busy watching some mindless reality show…

I live about 12 miles from this place, I happened to be driving by and decided to give this a quick look over. The place is small with a single stage and a semi-public/private dance…

Trying to rate this club is tough for many reasons. The club is your normal Stars club with all the good and bad and the same private dance fees as all the others. It appears…

Okay, besides the tiki theme, what's not to like about this place? I visited early in the day, the club was just getting started, I was the only one there, yet they had two girls…

This club can be really hit or miss on the quality of the dancers. There is a high turnover of dancers, which gives a good variety, but a lot of the dancers here are new…

Visited this club about a week ago for the first time. I must say for a Tuesday afternoon this place is really well stocked with good talent. There were four dancers working and all were…