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26 reviews by pdxtom

Heat

Heat

Portland, OR

Don't waste your time

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Walked into this dump and I walked out one drink later. The club is pretty run down. Seems more like a neighborhood bar. The dancers were all out of shape and saggy. I stayed for…

Club Rouge

Club Rouge

Portland, OR

Club is Smoking

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Rouge has gotten better over the last few months. Dancer quality is really good right now. I was there last Friday and the club was wall to wall girls. If you can't find your type…

Rose City Strip

Rose City Strip

Portland, OR

This is a better than average...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This is a better than average SE PDX club. The layout is a bit below average with the bar blocking visual access to all three stages from any one spot. Like most clubs in the…

Union Jacks

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

Union Jack's has really upgraded the...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Union Jack's has really upgraded the talent. They have managed to keep the better dancers and added some high quality new, read young, talent. The girls are above average in looks for Portland. One of…

Jiggles

Jiggles

Tualatin, OR

Jiggles has been around forever and...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Jiggles has been around forever and so have some of the dancers. This place offers a wide variety of dancers, you will probably see a couple that you like and plenty that you would rather…

Stars Cabaret

Stars Cabaret

Beaverton, OR

This place has really gone down...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This place has really gone down hill. Ironically they seem to be spending a fortune updating the club, yet they have managed to forget to get dancers of equal value. While a good looking dancer…

Dolphin II

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

This club has seen a remarkable...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This club has seen a remarkable uptick in the quality of its dayshift dancers over the last several months. Nothing like better dancers to increase the rating of the club. And while the lap/table dances…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

This is a dayshift report so...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a dayshift report so the usual caveats apply. Overall this is not a bad club, its a bit shop-worn and ready for a good cleaning, but it is a decent size club with…

Devil's Point

Devil's Point

Portland, OR

This is another small dark club...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This is another small dark club not unlike the several dozen other small dark strip clubs that can be found all over Portland. You will find a beat up interior that is several years past…

Viewpoint Lounge

Viewpoint Lounge

Portland, OR

Okay on Saturday the doors to...

★★★★★★1.0/10

Okay on Saturday the doors to this club were locked closed and it appears deserted. Well its more than deserted it is out of business. It appears that the owners could no longer pay the…

Dolphin III

Dolphin III

Oak Grove, OR

This club is a brand new...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This club is a brand new addition to the Dolphin Club line. It opened earlier this month so I figured it was a great time to stop in and see what was going on. (FYI…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, OR

The Lucky Devil Lounge just keeps...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The Lucky Devil Lounge just keeps getting better. They keep upgrading the dancers and because they rotate some between a few other clubs you can always count on seeing a few fresh faces on every…

Acropolis

Acropolis

Portland, OR

Time of day can make a...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Time of day can make a huge difference to the rating of any club. Sure the Acropolis is still the broken down roadhouse it has been for years. yes it still seems like the plywood…

Union Jacks

Union Jacks

Portland, OR

Union Jacks is still a place...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Union Jacks is still a place with lots of good looking dancers, an outrageous show, and plenty of cheap(er) booze. The cover is only $4.00 and it is wall to wall dancers inside. We saw…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

The layout of this place has...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The layout of this place has been described in detail in other posts so I am skipping that part of the review. There are always a ton of good looking dancers on shift with a…

Mary's Club

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

This club has been around forever....

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This club has been around forever. It has the feel of an old dive bar that added dancers. Its saving grace is that the dancers know how to dance and they dance like they are…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, OR

The Lucky Devil is a small...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

The Lucky Devil is a small club and runs a DJ-less music system with a handful of girls. This makes any visit pretty hit and miss. Saturday was a pretty decent hit, two of the…

Acropolis

Acropolis

Portland, OR

This club has been around forever....

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This club has been around forever. The reality is that the food is better than the dancers. Its a big place with three stages and plenty of rack space. The dancers do four song sets…

The Venue

The Venue

Portland, OR

This is a fairly new club...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This is a fairly new club and is still in pretty good condition. the main rack is a 360 degree affair with lots of seating. The private dance area is elevated slightly and along the…

VIP Room PDX

VIP Room PDX

Portland, OR

I visited this club at around...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited this club at around 1:00PM on Saturday. Only two girls working, but the good news was that there was only one other customer there and he was busy watching some mindless reality show…

Last Chance Saloon

Last Chance Saloon

Gervais, OR

I live about 12 miles from...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I live about 12 miles from this place, I happened to be driving by and decided to give this a quick look over. The place is small with a single stage and a semi-public/private dance…

Stars Cabaret

Stars Cabaret

Salem, OR

Trying to rate this club is...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Trying to rate this club is tough for many reasons. The club is your normal Stars club with all the good and bad and the same private dance fees as all the others. It appears…

Safari Show Club

Safari Show Club

Portland, OR

Okay, besides the tiki theme, what's...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Okay, besides the tiki theme, what's not to like about this place? I visited early in the day, the club was just getting started, I was the only one there, yet they had two girls…

Dolphin II

Dolphin II

Beaverton, OR

This club can be really hit...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This club can be really hit or miss on the quality of the dancers. There is a high turnover of dancers, which gives a good variety, but a lot of the dancers here are new…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, OR

Visited this club about a week...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Visited this club about a week ago for the first time. I must say for a Tuesday afternoon this place is really well stocked with good talent. There were four dancers working and all were…

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