Reviews by JoeLouis

Had some business in Garden Grove and stopped by afterwards. I've been here years ago and thought it was a neat spot. Good mix of girls and good value. Well, not much has changed but…

Back at it at XTC for SXSW 2016. Not much has changed here since I was here last year. I love the full nude BYOB which we don't have in CA. I also love the…

Just came back from a work trip where I fit in some time to visit a variety of clubs. TJs kept being my reference point on deciding if I liked it or not. While I…

Jackpot. Finally. Juicy details below. First off, club continues to play the music wayyyyy too loud. It's such a small place with so few areas for sound to be absorbed, so it's deafening in there. On…

Went last Saturday evening around 8p and found that only two girls were working. Check that. One girl, and one elderly woman. The youngin was nice -- +2s, Hispanic, tall and put on a good…

Average time all around. I got there after 6, so I paid the cover only to witness three dancers. Each dancer would do a VIP spin, so you'd be left with no dancers on stage…

Went on a Thursday afternoon when work was slow. The cold weather has gotten me stir crazy. Mannnn, this place is still a solid value. Lots of Russians and Latina during the day shift...an Asian…

Got a chance to get back during a day shift. Pretty interesting as there was only two girls. One girl was talking to what looked like her boyfriend and the other was a BBW--not my…

Went on a Friday night a few weeks back. Paid the $5, got the pat down and noticed that the smell wasn't as bad as it's been in the past. BTW, the smell isn't as terrible…

Went in the afternoon for the past two weekends. There were about 3-4 dancers and 20(!) guys each time. I've never seen HOs this crowded. The crowd was fairly mixed, but what's annoying is that the…

Finally made a trip to the infamous HOs. I found parking on the street to be a bit better than I had imagined. Paid a $5 cover and got a pat down. Wow. A bit of…

Went again on a Monday night. Even on a Monday night you'll find a large number of girls. The dancer-patron ration was at least 1:1, probably 3:2. There's the dollar parade, but only a gentle…

Went on a Tuesday night recently. It's easy to get to off of the 7 train. Relatively safe. There's a metal detector and bouncer at the entrance. I was wearing "work" clothes and he gave me…

Thursday evening; 10 or so dancers. The club is in an okay area, with a parking lot across the street. BYOB nude club with about a 6 on the dance mileage scale. I think you need…

Saturday afternoon around 4p. No cover before 6 or 7, can't remember. Bouncer was a good guy. Small parking lot. Right off of a main road, which could be an issue for some married folk. I…

Went on a Wednesday night and the girl to guy ratio was probably 8 to 1. As the night went on it got to be more like 3 to 1. It was like vultures on…

Weird club. Has more of a bar feel than a SC, but it's not bad. Dancers were surprisingly good. VIP dances were low mileage, but at least the songs are kind of long---not the clubby…

Went on a Saturday early evening. $10 cover, and a $3 forced coat check. Eh. Small place, and NYC prices. One center stage. But for being conveniently located in midtown, it's not a bad place. There…

FD is my favorite club in the US. As a warning, come ready to spend. I say that not because it's obscenely expensive. Twenty bucks for a full, 3+ minute song with some roaming from…