Reviews by smoothshirt

I had a business appointment near the club and decided to lunch there. They used to have a good $5 lunch menu but I guess it's gone now. Still not a bad price for...

It had been a quite a while since I visited DV8 and I had heard about a particular dancer I should check out so off I went. At first there was nothing different except...

You know how we all go to a strip club full of naked women and lust after the one who isn't. You got it that sexy bartender that you wonder about. On this visit...

I try to stop in to this club at least once a week and usually have a pretty good time. Topless couch dances are $25 and full nude $40 or 3 for $100 in...

So I decided to check out the remodel of the old BBR and found myself in that area and stopped by. The place is almost unrecognizable as it was clean, well lit and comfortable....

Was at Rouge and decided to check out Kit Kat to see what is about. 3 dancers on duty and only 1 worth looking at. They seem to follow the "Keep Portland Weird" vibe...

I hadn't been here for a long time and decided to stop in and see if some old friends were around. One was not working that day and the other no longer works there...

I go to this club a couple times a week and I am not usually disappointed. Some of the same gals that have been there for years but now and again they have some...

I go to this club fairly often and so this is a compilation review. I the late afternoon there are usually several dancers worth watching and getting to know. It varies from girl to...

I have gone to this club several times on the afternoon shift (they open at 11am but dancers are not always prompt, no surprise) and sometimes I am the only guy in the place....

This is your typical port land bar that has a few dancers. Seemed fairly clean by club standards but not posh at all. Both times I tried it there were 3-4 girls doing a...

I visit this area once a year and have been coming here for a long time. Ten bucks cover and a $6 drink. The décor and operation has changed a little since I first...

I was in the area and had not been in for a couple of years so I stopped in for a visit. $10 at the door and $10 for a bottle of water. I...

I had not been too excited about this club in the past but since it had been about a year since I had been there, I stopped by. There was no cover in...

I had never bothered checking this place out because it just looked like another dive bar with dancers. My luck has been so-so with this type of club during the day and I wasn't...

Ok, so it is not the sugar shack because it is not the same owner and this place is in better shape as far as furnishings but everything else says sugar shack. Same bartender,...

I had not been to D2 in a long time and was in the area so I stopped in. First thing I noticed was the usual lack of men at the rack. Mind you...

I had not been to this club for quite a while but saw that they were advertising 2 for Tuesday specials on dances so when in the area I dropped in. Only 2 girls...

Another trip to Club Rouge. I got there at 5:30 and figured I would have some dinner while I watched but was told they did not have 1 girl to dance yet. They open...

I had not been to this club in quite a while. I used to frequent when a certain dancer had a very slutty side to her. Went to check out a dancer who advertised...

Had to check out this place as an old favorite was now dancing there. It's kind of a hole in the wall dive bar but fairly clean except the restroom. (normal for this kind...

I have visited this club a few times to check it out since they opened and found it to be clean and well kept. The one downside is that the smoking patio door is...

The owners of Aphrodites have taken over the new incarnation of the Viewpoint. The remodel is nice and the club looks huge especially since I was the only one there. They only had 1...

I hadn't been here in quite a while and was down the street so I ventured on in to see who was working. Saw a familiar dancer and 1 I hadn't met yet so...