Reviews

I went to Lipstixx on a Wednesday night. There was no cover at the door, but the door guy insisted he needed a tip before he’d let me in. I only had twenties on me,…

I visited Club 390 for the first time around 10pm on a Saturday night. The club is located in what seems to be an industrial park. The building itself looks like it was probably some…

I went to Scores Mansion on a Wednesday evening around 10pm. There was no cover charge, but a 12-ounce beer cost $10. I thought at first that the rude waitress was trying to rip me…

I hit Centerfolds Cabaret for the first time on a Wednesday around 11pm. The last time I was at this address was three years ago when it was Little Darlings, an all-ebony club owned by…

I went to Stiletto’s on a Wednesday night after midnight. There was no cover at the door. Stiletto’s is very dilapidated and dirty. As you walk in there is a long narrow stage on the…

Club Eden is no longer. In September 2014, the club was reopened as Cabaret NOLA, supposedly under new management. I stopped by about a week after the grand opening on a Friday evening. The club…

I went to Visions on a Saturday afternoon. The club is located in a rundown area of New Orleans East. The parking lot is gravel and lit up at night. There is a free entrance…

I had to stop by a client south of O'Hare. When I was finished at 3pm, I saw Carl's heading north on Mannheim and decided to stop in for some beer and boobies. The club…

I was driving through the West Bank a week and a half ago and went to check out Joey’s Cabaret since nobody had reviewed it since December 2011. It turns out that Joey’s is gone,…

I visited Heavenly Bodies twice over the course of the summer. A stripper friend was working there and asked me to come in and see her, which I never did because of her constantly changing…

I made a visit to the Landing Strip on a Wednesday night around 10pm. The club is located on the main street of Romulus, Goddard Road. It was hard to miss because the rest of…

I went to the Playhouse on a Saturday night just before 11pm. The club is across Middlebelt Road from the Detroit Metro Airport, but it is kind of out in no man’s land with not…