nterp1965

ok when I had noticed the sign outside LEGENDS I was wondering what this place is maybe its a place that has celebrity impersonators related to texas such as Buddy Holly ZZTOP (hey their from Houston no need to hire impersonators) then I read on tuscl what this place was so I decided to check it out they opened at 6pm I arrived around 630/645 I approached the door got patted down then went inside I used the toilet bathroom was ok then I went back into the club found a seat music was playing but there was zip zero zilch (no body at all) inside the place no buddy behind the bar 4 or 5 songs played but still nothing then I got that feeling that said hey you know what get the hell out so I did my plan is to never go back oh when tried to post this message it stated that I need to rate a dancer hmmmmm how in the hell can I do that if none were available now I said I need to enter a monetary value I selected 2 but hey I had not seen any dancers I sat alone I felt like a child being placed in time out

I was at work today and when i finished I walked over to a bank to make a deposit and a withdrawl after i did that i started walking over to a gentlemens club call TREASURES its sort of like rockfords State Street Station but these girls go topless this place is huge theres 2 stages and food and valet parking a bathroom attendant and a shoe shine man cost to get in is $5.00 i was sitting with a lady and asked her about the V.I.P room her eyes got real wide she was excited i asked her the price NOW GET A LOAD OF THIS in order to enter the V.I.P room you HAVE TO purchase a bottle of wine for $120.00 than you have to pay $20.00 per song even if the lady that your with is just sitting with you drinking and not dancing i said to her wow thats a great deal let me go over to the ATM and get some cash the ATM is by the door i walked past the ATM and out the door and walked over to catch a bus geeez what ever happened to the $5.00 lap dance and the Dancer that actually kissed you and when i say actually kissed i mean her lips touched yours and sometimes there may have been tongue now its a damn peck on the cheeck JESUS H CHRIST thats how my Grandmother or an Aunt or Great Aunt kisses it wont be long when the kiss on the cheek will be gone and they will only shake hands while wearing surgical gloves or give you a "MANDEL"