Reviews by Funkship

I have been to this club probably 4 times in the last 3 months, and the visits vary greatly. I am an "afternoon guy", as I have some free time early and nothing better than…

I don't know why this place doesn't get more foot traffic- or in this case, reviews. I will admit that I am immediately partial to this place because it is smoke free, a huge bonus…

My number ratings tell the whole story- nothing great, nothing terrible, but nothing specific worth making a special trip for. The girls are a mixed back- hot, terrible, and in between. On the plus side…

I didn't walk out of there with a strong feeling either way, it was a bit of a mixed bag. On the plus side, the girls were friendly, and the dollar parade wasn't too bad…

This place is about what you would expect in a suburban club. Not much to look at from the outside, but the inside is standard strip club fare, there is plenty of seating and room…

I have to say I don't understand the bashing this club seems to take. I admittedly have a soft spot, as I grew up with this as my local club that I frequented. It has…

So it has been a LONG time since I have been back to Double Visions, used to be a regular stop when I lived closer to the area. It was what it was- decent neighborhood…

Scruples/The Oakford is a place that I used to get to regularly. Not in the area as much anymore, but when I am I try to stop by. Nice neighborhood feel, incredibly hot bartenders (Skylar…

Stopped by for a visit after being a little disappointed in some other semi-local places- was pleasantly surprised. Lot's of the other reviews here pretty clearly lay out the issues with lighting, club is old,…

Most of the other reviews do this place justice- really hot girls, really little mileage. Dances are $20 for topless and $40 for all nude- but either way, you get your hands pinned to your…

Been a while since I stopped by here, so perhaps it has changed since (though I doubt it- unless it shut down totally). I had just gone to the Eagles training camp, which is about…

I like to swing by here in the afternoon (I have a flexible work schedule, so when it allows I pop in), and if you have the right expectations, you won't be disappointed. Girls are…