Reviews

12 reviews by Funkship

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, PA

Hit or Miss

I have been to this club probably 4 times in the last 3 months, and the visits vary greatly. I am an "afternoon guy", as I have some free time early and nothing better than…

10 yrs ago

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, PA

I don't know why this place...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I don't know why this place doesn't get more foot traffic- or in this case, reviews. I will admit that I am immediately partial to this place because it is smoke free, a huge bonus…

11 yrs ago

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, PA

My number ratings tell the whole...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

My number ratings tell the whole story- nothing great, nothing terrible, but nothing specific worth making a special trip for. The girls are a mixed back- hot, terrible, and in between. On the plus side…

12 yrs ago

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, PA

I didn't walk out of there...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I didn't walk out of there with a strong feeling either way, it was a bit of a mixed bag. On the plus side, the girls were friendly, and the dollar parade wasn't too bad…

12 yrs ago1

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, PA

This place is about what you...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This place is about what you would expect in a suburban club. Not much to look at from the outside, but the inside is standard strip club fare, there is plenty of seating and room…

13 yrs ago

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, PA

I have to say I don't...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I have to say I don't understand the bashing this club seems to take. I admittedly have a soft spot, as I grew up with this as my local club that I frequented. It has…

13 yrs ago

Double Visions

Horsham, PA

So it has been a LONG...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So it has been a LONG time since I have been back to Double Visions, used to be a regular stop when I lived closer to the area. It was what it was- decent neighborhood…

13 yrs ago

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, PA

Scruples/The Oakford is a place that...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Scruples/The Oakford is a place that I used to get to regularly. Not in the area as much anymore, but when I am I try to stop by. Nice neighborhood feel, incredibly hot bartenders (Skylar…

13 yrs ago

The Border Gentlemen's Club

Morrisville, PA

Stopped by for a visit after...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped by for a visit after being a little disappointed in some other semi-local places- was pleasantly surprised. Lot's of the other reviews here pretty clearly lay out the issues with lighting, club is old,…

16 yrs ago

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, PA

Most of the other reviews do...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Most of the other reviews do this place justice- really hot girls, really little mileage. Dances are $20 for topless and $40 for all nude- but either way, you get your hands pinned to your…

17 yrs ago

Glow

Bethlehem, PA

Been a while since I stopped...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Been a while since I stopped by here, so perhaps it has changed since (though I doubt it- unless it shut down totally). I had just gone to the Eagles training camp, which is about…

17 yrs ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

I like to swing by here...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I like to swing by here in the afternoon (I have a flexible work schedule, so when it allows I pop in), and if you have the right expectations, you won't be disappointed. Girls are…

17 yrs ago