Reviews

16 reviews by heavy_n_slim

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Good Times!

I hadn't been to the Dirty Bird in some time, but heard that Cherry was back. Same old dark dingy atmosphere, but I think they patched to roof as the trash can to catch the…

10 yrs ago

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

Another review of the Dirty Bird...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Another review of the Dirty Bird is long over due from me. It's been over a year since my last review, even though I'm visiting here at least once a month, and usually weekly. It's…

12 yrs ago

Tattletales

Levittown, PA

It's been a while since I...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

It's been a while since I reviewed this club so I thought I would give an update. As you walk in there is a fairly large rectangular, with a rectangular stage with 2 poles inside…

12 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

I can't believe it's been so...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I can't believe it's been so long since I reviewed this club. It's become one of my favorite places to visit. Rectangulay bar surrounding two stages. Dancers range from 20-50 and 5's to 9's. Most…

12 yrs ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

I was over due for a...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I was over due for a visit since I hadn't stopped in for over a month. I was looking for some hands on entertainment and wasn't dissapointed. For those unfamiliar with this club is is…

12 yrs ago

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, PA

I stopped by here again returning...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I stopped by here again returning from Cleveland to Philly. It's about my 6th visit and I love this place. BYOB but there is a beer store a mile down the road. The bartender (or…

12 yrs ago

Club Risque

Bristol, PA

Been spending more and more time...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Been spending more and more time her since extras and some OTC have been more available and quality of dancers is best in the area. Days have been good to me. I haven't consumated OTC,…

13 yrs ago

The Raven

Fairless Hills, PA

I haven't been to this dive...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I haven't been to this dive since my favorite moved clubs, but I knew there were others willing to take her place. I didn't have much time this day so I was hoping for the…

13 yrs ago

Tattletales

Levittown, PA

Stopped in during the afternoon shift...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Stopped in during the afternoon shift after viewing their schedule. I was looking for a particular dancer, but she never showed or their website is incorrect. Anyway I decided to hang out for a couple drinks.…

14 yrs ago

Landing Strip

Mississauga, ON

A recent trip to Toronto brought...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

A recent trip to Toronto brought me to a few area strip clubs. The Landing Strip had been recommended and was nearby so I thought I would give it a try. Many fine ladies, and…

14 yrs ago

Teezer'z Lounge

Fairview Township, PA

First of all, Teezers has Friday...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

First of all, Teezers has Friday afternoon hours noon-5pm, the re-opens at 8pm. I don't think the clubs profile mention that. 10 cover includes lunch buffet. Drinks were reasonable, most dancers were 5-6 with the…

15 yrs ago

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, PA

On any other night this could...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

On any other night this could be a great club. I was in the area the same week as the ROAR at the SHORE. Bikers everywhere, the club was packed, couldn't tell the dancers from…

15 yrs ago

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, PA

My first time to Lou Turks...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for a few minutes,…

15 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

Stopped by today for the first...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped by today for the first time in a year. Same old smoke filled strip bar I remembered. Dancers up were Dani DeeDee and Sarene. All left nothing to the imagination, but dances seemed slow…

15 yrs ago

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

First time ever at the PH...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

First time ever at the PH and was not dissapointed. In and out in 45 minutes with a sticky mess. I was so amazed I don't even remeber the girls names. Except for the dollar…

17 yrs ago

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, PA

First time ever to the BP....

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

First time ever to the BP. Sat down had a beer and watched the line-up, with each offering a dance. 2nd time A dancer came around I asked for 2 songs. In the room she…

17 yrs ago