heavy_n_slim

Florida

Reviews by heavy_n_slim

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  8 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  Good Times!

  I hadn't been to the Dirty Bird in some time, but heard that Cherry was back. Same old dark dingy atmosphere, but I think they patched to roof as the trash can to catch...
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  11 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  Another review of the Dirty Bird...

  Another review of the Dirty Bird is long over due from me. It's been over a year since my last review, even though I'm visiting here at least once a month, and usually weekly....
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  11 years ago
  Tattletales

  Levittown, Pennsylvania
  It's been a while since I...

  It's been a while since I reviewed this club so I thought I would give an update. As you walk in there is a fairly large rectangular, with a rectangular stage with 2 poles...
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  11 years ago
  Playhouse Lounge

  Burlington, New Jersey
  I can't believe it's been so...

  I can't believe it's been so long since I reviewed this club. It's become one of my favorite places to visit. Rectangulay bar surrounding two stages. Dancers range from 20-50 and 5's to 9's....
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  11 years ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  I was over due for a...

  I was over due for a visit since I hadn't stopped in for over a month. I was looking for some hands on entertainment and wasn't dissapointed. For those unfamiliar with this club is...
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  11 years ago
  Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

  Waterford, Pennsylvania
  I stopped by here again returning...

  I stopped by here again returning from Cleveland to Philly. It's about my 6th visit and I love this place. BYOB but there is a beer store a mile down the road. The bartender...
• review

  12 years ago
  Club Risque

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Been spending more and more time...

  Been spending more and more time her since extras and some OTC have been more available and quality of dancers is best in the area. Days have been good to me. I haven't consumated...
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  12 years ago
  The Raven

  Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania
  I haven't been to this dive...

  I haven't been to this dive since my favorite moved clubs, but I knew there were others willing to take her place. I didn't have much time this day so I was hoping for...
• review

  13 years ago
  Tattletales

  Levittown, Pennsylvania
  Stopped in during the afternoon shift...

  Stopped in during the afternoon shift after viewing their schedule. I was looking for a particular dancer, but she never showed or their website is incorrect. Anyway I decided to hang out for a couple...
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  13 years ago
  Landing Strip

  Mississauga, Ontario
  A recent trip to Toronto brought...

  A recent trip to Toronto brought me to a few area strip clubs. The Landing Strip had been recommended and was nearby so I thought I would give it a try. Many fine ladies,...
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  13 years ago
  Teezer'z Lounge

  Fairview Township, Pennsylvania
  First of all, Teezers has Friday...

  First of all, Teezers has Friday afternoon hours noon-5pm, the re-opens at 8pm. I don't think the clubs profile mention that. 10 cover includes lunch buffet. Drinks were reasonable, most dancers were 5-6 with...
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  13 years ago
  Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

  Waterford, Pennsylvania
  On any other night this could...

  On any other night this could be a great club. I was in the area the same week as the ROAR at the SHORE. Bikers everywhere, the club was packed, couldn't tell the dancers...
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  14 years ago
  Lou Turks

  Essington, Pennsylvania
  My first time to Lou Turks...

  My first time to Lou Turks and got there a little early. Had to wait outside until 4pm, when one of the dancers pulled up. Smoking looking blonde, and we spoke for a few...
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  14 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  Stopped by today for the first...

  Stopped by today for the first time in a year. Same old smoke filled strip bar I remembered. Dancers up were Dani DeeDee and Sarene. All left nothing to the imagination, but dances seemed...
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  15 years ago
  Playhouse Lounge

  Burlington, New Jersey
  First time ever at the PH...

  First time ever at the PH and was not dissapointed. In and out in 45 minutes with a sticky mess. I was so amazed I don't even remeber the girls names. Except for the...
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  16 years ago
  Ballpark Tavern

  Bristol, Pennsylvania
  First time ever to the BP....

  First time ever to the BP. Sat down had a beer and watched the line-up, with each offering a dance. 2nd time A dancer came around I asked for 2 songs. In the room...