Reviews by jpeaz

Haven't been to club in quite awhile. Was not a fan of the $25 lap dances. But all the clubs in town charge the same. That's the problem, when all the clubs have the same…

The new pricing structure has seemed to be affecting business. $20 + $5 to club for each lap dance. Something to do with making the dancers employees now, not independent contractors. The good looking dancers…

Haven't been to 5th in quite a while. Went their on a Saturday afternoon after seeing how dead the other clubs in town were. Heard from another patron that 5th was rockin'. I found out…

Went there fairly early on a Saturday night. Awesome selection of ladies, lots of eye candy. All type of girls, and all were very friendly. LD area could use an upgrade, no privacy and can…

Club activity is very sporadic, some days better than others. Number of daytime dancers varies quite a bit. It seems that most of the fuglies are dropping off. The quality of dancers is improving. Not…

Stopped at the club after a hard week a work while visiting from the east coast. Large billboard made it easy to find. Lack of booze was a bit of a bummer, but could go…

Got a chance to stop in on a Saturday evening, a rare treat for me. Many hot looking ladies, better than the day shift. Got a few lap dances from two dancers. a hot Latina…

I was in SF on business for a few days, staying downtown. Decided to take a walk to Crazy Horse, glad I did. Met Leaha, a very nice, sweet, sexy, easy going Asian dancer. She…

Midori has to be the sexist dancer in this club. She has a smoking hot body and a great smile. I got a few dances from her and definitely got my attention. I'll have to…

Very nice upscale club. I prefer to go in the afternoon when it's not so crowded. the lap dance isn't as paroled then and you time with the dancer is more personal. The VIP area…

I like MG2 during the day, its low key and you hang, chat and have few beers if you like. No Cover charge until 7PM ($3). Lap dances are $20, Private 15min, $125, 30min, $250.…