Reviews

29 reviews by BartleJoe

Aloha Glorya's Gentlemen's Club

Pueblo, CO

Needed a recent review

I heard of this place on this site and was always curious why there were no recent reviews and the ones I saw seemed pretty bleak. I was in town for a few days,…

4 yrs ago7

Club X

Glendale, CO

quesadillas and couches

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

They have new, clean couches! Two of them. There used to be one ratty couch and a chair. And they replaced the curtains with new, clean curtains. They still don't close…

6 yrs ago

Club X

Glendale, CO

Salty Steak

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

No cover charge. They verify your ID is not counterfeit. I've been here before, but never tried the food. I ordered steak and fries - $10. It was about what you'd…

7 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

The drunk guy

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

There was one guy roaming around with a beer in hand, leaning over other guys sitting at the stages, and talking to the gals. The ladies were polite, but clearly annoyed, and tried to…

7 yrs ago1

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Small Crowd - Good Service (except at the bar)

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

The dancers say customers went away after the place changed from "Penthouse" to "Mile High Men's Club". They say there are very few new customers because of lack of recognition now. I think…

7 yrs ago

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, CO

Fire Code Violation? & Male Strippers Too.

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I went to this place at 2:00am Sunday morning. There is valet parking. I parked a couple blocks away and walked. Some parked across the street, but at night, with no lighting, I'm surprised…

7 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Cheered me up

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I was having a bad weekend. Nothing cheers me up more that being in the presence of live, beautiful, naked women. Two stages were open. The place wasn't that crowded but busy. No one was…

7 yrs ago

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, CO

Fun Atmosphere and Friendly Ladies

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Went Saturday 6/9 around 2pm. $3 cover charge at that hour. Only 4 ladies dancing: 3 size A cup and 1 size B cup. All were very fun. I got a lap…

8 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Saturday Afternoon SUCKED!

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Was there 6/9 at 1pm. $5 cover charge. Only two dancers working: one friendly but wanted $55 for private nude - other clubs are less; the second acted like she was being punished; not…

8 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, ME

Something For Everyone

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

There were a variety of gals that night: black, white, asian, huge tits, small tits, curvy, skinny, young, older. You'd probably find someone you'd like. The place was fairly busy with mostly 25-30…

8 yrs ago2

Good Time Towne Tavern

Evans, CO

College Town Gals

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is a college town and the ladies are of that age. Many say this is the first place they've danced. Very cute, B cup average. From skinny to just a few…

8 yrs ago

Club X

Glendale, CO

Fat Fetish Served Here

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

A majority of the ladies looked to be an average of 300lbs... and boy were they raking in the cash from men who really are in to that. I think that is their major…

9 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Privates in the dark - not worth it

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The private dance area is DARK. And if you take a black woman there, forget it, you won't see a thing. Don't waste your money on a private dance. Outside at the door there's always…

9 yrs ago1

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, ME

Nice ladies, dark room

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Women are pretty & friendly but the club is way too dark, poorly lit. No cover charge when I went at 3pm, Friday. They give $2 bills instead of $1s when you want to…

9 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Bouncers Bored

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

One old guy, maybe a manager, but an old guy acting as a bouncer was pestering the women on stage. They seemed to shutter when he walked by. Maybe he was bored.…

10 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Arrived about 2:30am early Sunday morning....

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Arrived about 2:30am early Sunday morning. There was a bubbly, professional massage woman who would give you a massage at your seat for $20 or a private, topless massage for $40. I did…

11 yrs ago

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, CO

I showed up at 2:30am early...

★★★★★★1.0/10

I showed up at 2:30am early Sunday morning. The bouncer outside the front door said, "We don't let anyone in after 2:00." I thought they were open until 4:00am. The parking outside the…

11 yrs ago

Club X

Glendale, CO

Club Maxim, AKA: Club 1196 S....

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Club Maxim, AKA: Club 1196 S. Santa Fe, Inc (itâ€™s address), AKA: Max X Rumors abounded that this place is/was a Russian Syndicate. I just got back from there and the gals are all American. The…

12 yrs ago

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, CO

This was my 2nd time there...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This was my 2nd time there and first time for a lap dance. $25 gets pretty good contact. You sit in comfortable chairs with your feet on the table/foot stool and she climbs…

13 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Buyer be ware! I went...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Buyer be ware! I went in at 3:00am - 1 hour before closing. When it is that close to closing they used to wave the door fee and the extra fee for a…

13 yrs ago

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, CO

The bigger the natural boobs the...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

The bigger the natural boobs the uglier the girls. The really hot girls have tiny titties. There was only one fake pair on duty when I came in. This is a topless-only…

13 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

Some of the girls at this...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Some of the girls at this place are afraid of getting fired without notice. One dancer was just fired without notice. Some of the girls I talked with are a bit nervous now that they…

13 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

This club has jacked up prices...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This club has jacked up prices A LOT! The girls are nice but the club has added extra fees that make me think twice about ever going back. Now you pay THE CLUB extra for…

15 yrs ago

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

They are finishing up the VIP...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

They are finishing up the VIP rooms. Don't know when they'll be done. It will be $250/hour. Private dances were $30. The private booths vary with some having better lighting than…

15 yrs ago

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, CO

Skank night. Guys on stage,...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Skank night. Guys on stage, climbing pole contest. No dancers except skanks overcharging for moderate contact. Biker appreciation night I guess. At least 75 bikes in the lot; willing to overpay…

16 yrs ago