Reviews by rofmadman

I was in Springfield but had to hit the road, so I went to Illusions early. They run a 3 for 2 lap dance special (buy two, get one free) before 9pm. All of...

It was a slow night at illusions. Just 5 girls working. They open at 7:00 but don't start dancing until 8:00 (never understood that!). The girls that night were mostly 5's to 7's. A...

I went to the Platinum Cabaret on a Tuesday night about 8pm. I guess weeknights there are pretty slow because it was kinda deserted. Maybe 5 girls dancing, mostly average. There was one really...