Reviews by royalsilver

Baby Dolls is the go-to club in Dallas. It's usually always busier here than any other club. Plenty of girls to choose from. Cheap cover ($3) and reasonably priced dances ($20).…

I suppose I could grouse about the quality of dancers these days, but what can you expect, the money simply isn't there anymore. The best looking girls have moved on to sugardaddies or some…

Ecstasy is more hit and miss than ever these days. There are a few good dancers that have the combination of looks, personality and fun factor. But way too many that I wouldn't…

Tried an early afternoon in Mitchell Brothers. Standouts were Allison and London. Jessie still has a little extra weight on her that she had been working down. Allison had her freshly curled…

Crazy Horse is kind of a musty old theater with nude dancers on a catwalk stage. It's a slightly strange setup as the girls will often stop and mingle with the guys but have…

Mitchell Bros isn't exactly your normal strip club. Yes, there are strippers and yes there are lapdances. But the lapdances can be the most open of any you'll find in the US.…

Ecstasy will always be an expensive club to go to. A few dances and you're off, will put you in the hole a couple hundred bucks. But you knew that anyway. You go to…

This place is part strip club, part something else. Good mix of dancers. I stayed around to see the shift change. The girls were all fairly attractive with decent bodies. One…

I used to come by this club fairly often. It's hard to find because it's in an industrial area down a street you wouldn't really think to turn down. Overall, the talent at this place…

If you're a mileage hound this is the place for you. Lots of stuff going on here. Unfortunately the cast of girls seems to often change for the worst. Was there a…

I've been to this club a few times. It's pretty typical of Spearmint Rhino clubs but I think the lighting is better. I usually prefer to sit at the bar and check out…

This club is only a few miles from the Mexico border. On the advice of others, I stopped by the liquor store and picked up a six pack before coming in. Nice concept, wish…

Friendly female bartender. She may be Russian or Scandinavian. Drinks were moderately priced. I got there a little before shift change. Overall talent is only ok. A few blondes, one skinny and…

I've been a long time visitor at Ecstasy and I've seen many girls come and go. It had been a while since I'd been there. Mostly because of the latest changes with dance…

Well this club just doesn't seem to have the same appeal as it used to. A lot of the best dancers have moved on and frankly I don't return here enough to see if…

It's been a while since I've been to a SF strip club and figured Gold Club would be a good place to start. Overall the place seems nice enough. The stage had recently…

Fritz's is a bit of a long time establishment in Anaheim. It's a good place to take your girlfriends that have slightly girl-on-girl tendencies. I brought a friend with me who was looking…

Had been seeing billboards for Dames and Games for a while now and wanted to check out it. Decided to make a trip of it and watch a Laker game and check out some…

Visited here for the first time in a long while since I wanted to see if there was any point to keep coming here. Was absolutely dead inside. Seemed to be maybe 2…

Came by here, pretty dark inside. Stage is a little too raised up and hardly anyone sits near it. Most people seem to sit back and let the girls come to them.…

Stopped by here between day and night shifts on a Sunday. The day shift was a bit disappointing. I'd say the only real lookers were Cleo and Emily. I stayed around for the night…

Last couple of times I've been here were really disappointing. Most of the girls were just plain unattractive. The hottest girl in the club was cute little brunette waitress. The only thing this place…

I used to go here a long time ago and am gradually coming around again. There is a fair mix of girls here. A few ugly ones and a few good looking ones. I…

Came in on a weekend afternoon. The place was pretty slow. Had some dances with a blonde that doesn't normally work during the day. Wish I knew her name, was probably in…

First time to the Crazy Horse. I was a little surprised by the size of the place. It was smaller than expected. The runway-style stage had some fixed seating around the front.…