Reviews

Orlando. Snooze... I'm not sure why I bother, but I took a trip to Rachel's in hopes of having been wrong the other 100 times I've been to any other club in Orlando.…

17 yrs ago

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, GA

Stopped in on a tuesday evening...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stopped in on a tuesday evening and was pleasantly surprised by the quality for a tuesday night. There were a few 5's but also a fair number of 7's and 8's. Other than…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, CT

Decided to swing by on my...

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Decided to swing by on my way to Boston. There were two dancers in probably one of the more unusual stages I have seen. Looked like more of a fenced pen to me.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Stopped in on Weds night and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped in on Weds night and have to say it was not a home run but worth my time. Looks like the club has been recently remodeled and the interior was pretty nice, though…

Kahoots Showgirls

East Hartford, CT

Stopped by on a thursday night...

Stopped by on a thursday night around 10. It's a someone odd layout and a smallish club. There's nothing to write home about but the occasional talent bordering on an 8 to 8.5…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Went on a Thursday night and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went on a Thursday night and had a fine time, but wasn't particularly blown away. Having been here a few times in the past, I came away with the same impression: the club itself…

Teasers

Key West, FL

Stopped by on a weds evening...

Stopped by on a weds evening during the shift change and the club was definitely feeling somewhat empty. Teasers is a smallish club with a decent layout. The ladies were easy on the…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Stopped by on a Friday evening...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Stopped by on a Friday evening and talent level was surprisingly high. Has the feel of a much smaller club like Mons but does have the benefit of private rooms out back. Mileage…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, FL

After having had one of the...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

After having had one of the best club visits of my life at a Deju Vu club in Baltimore, I decided to make a visit. Set in a pretty desolate looking trucking area, parking…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

This place seems to be my...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This place seems to be my ATF in Tampa. While the overall level of the dancers isn't the best in town, the variety has always been good and the mileage great. With a…

Cheaters

Providence, RI

Not exactly the dump that others...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Not exactly the dump that others seem to have described it as. I had expected much worse but was pleasantly surprised. The downstairs seating area was sparse, and laid out oddly. The…

Club Fantasies

Providence, RI

Went on a Saturday evening with...

Went on a Saturday evening with a cover act doing a show. $20 cover + another $10 to go upstairs to the nude room. Seems steep. The talent level was pretty decent…