Reviews by pablohoney

Only club in the area. Bar area is a bit run down but quiet enough you can chat with a dancer or go over dance options. Bathroom hasnt been updated since at least 2006....

As always girls are pretty agressive on dances. Red is still my atf but some other standouts were Harley (great breasts, super sexy ass), Violet (Mandy Starr for those who follow porn) and maybe...

Came in late Wednesday night. There were 5 dancers- a super hot short brunette, tall leggy fake breasted woman who looks like Jennifer Anniston, Nadia (gorgeous blond who has worked Missoula since 2004 at...

Someone is reading these reviews and taken to heart our complaints! Went in on a Saturday night and it was packed for good reason. We counted 17 girls, most were steller. Dance...

Came back on a snowy night and was surprised there were other customers. The rule for this club is to be nice and you'll be rewarded- I saw many a guy act like a...

Though the best choice in the immediate area, Planet Lockwood is in need of an overhaul. Bathroom is filthy with running/standing water and the bar is pretty nasty. Dancers are not as good as...

An update since not a ton has changed since my last review The Vegas blond is still there up to her great tricks. A fantastic addition however was "Forever". This girl can make me lose...

Club had some repairs going on outside so it was a bit tough getting in. Parking was pretty good- wasn't worried about my rental car or getting mugged which is always a plus. When you...

This place has been much better in the past- perhaps I got a bad night. Has gotten a lot darker on the stage to the point where you feel like you are squinting. The three...

Club has the hottest woemn I've seen in the twin cities. One stand out was Red who pushed the limits of my imagination. I've been going to clubs for over 10 years and this...

This club hasn't changed since I was there last August. The management is super cool- they had no problem hooking me up with free passes and a taxi for the way home. The girls...

Friend dragged me here and I mean dragged. This club was pretty disapointing for me. Chase, as mentioned before, was definatly the go to girl here but other than that the mood was strange (not...

This club got a pretty high score from me considering there were not many YMMV moments and I just had to rate the girls on personality mixed in with everything else. I went in Easter...

I was here a year ago and not too much has changed. The stage was a bit barren of customers (at most I saw maybe 4 people around the state) but it was a...

Take into account this is rated for a Montana club. Freds has changed since I lived in Missoula. It still has a truck stop appeal from outside but indoors they are a bit more spacious...

Came in around 4:30PM and paid the cover. There were a few girls talking, some old washed up ones around and a few hotties. One girl had the perkiest breasts I've ever seen and...

This place has a bit of competition from Aphrodities Inferno (new, non alcoholic) that just moved into town and it shows that competition is worth it! The girls are hotter than ever (7...

I was here in August, just a bit late review. Club was pretty bare of customer during the week but there were a couple of cute dancers. If you like the cute petite type there...

Visit was in August. Came after the Twins game and the place was decently busy for a Friday night. The girls are not as cute as their sister club (Deja Vu) but they make up...

It's not the easiest club to spot from the road so I had to double back with the GPS. When I parked in the lot there were a bunch of girls smoking in...

Girls were attractive and not pushy. The club has improved over the past few months with more girls and less BS at the front door. Use the bathroom at your own risk- you almost...

In other areas this might only be a 3 in my book but the bell curve gives this a reasonable measure. There is a casino/ bar when you walk in with a rather...

Very nice club. Not big on Canadian style but very hot, very decent prices. Girls are up front with costs so you aren't being nickle and dimed all night. Look for Cassie- short...

Not the best looking women I've seen but if you are looking for high mileage it's probably going to get you where you want though YMMV. Kinda cute girl Simone (Samone?), around 30...