Reviews by aquarius

This is one of the standard Portland clubs with 1-3 dancers working at a small dark bar with cheap drinks. There really isn't anything special about this place except late at night they have…

I really enjoyed this place - nice, upscale atmosphere inside (quite different from the dive-y sister club Devil's Point), nice stage and bar setup. The girls pick their own music which leaned more towards…

This is a strange little club that obviously used to be some kind of Chinese food restaurant. It is owned and operated by an ex-stripper, and the rules are pretty strict in terms of…

This used to be a great club to see a wide variety of beautiful women. Now it has gone downhill, and basically anyone can walk in off the street and work here. The…

This place is very past its prime. They used to have the toughest hiring standards in town, and had only beautiful girls with tight bodies who knew how to put on a show.…

Run by the creepiest fucker I've ever met, Johnny whatever his actual last name is, this club will leave you feeling unsettled and grossed out. Its like he is trying to run some kind…

Tiny little club right downtown with three girls dancing each shift. Bar service can be slow. Dancers dance three songs on the little stage, which has a misplaced pole, ceiling mirrors, and a…

This place is just the same old dive you see all over Portland, but some of the dancers here are actually hot and talented. It is booked by a popular dancer/booker and attracts better…

This is a really nice, laid back club. It doesn't make you feel like youre going to catch something just by being there---seems very clean. Really great value on the dances--a $40 dance…

This used to be one of the best clubs in Portland but it has gone way downhill thanks to shitty management. They started hiring anything that walked through the door until there were way…

This club was pretty awful. Only two stages, and the girls are so-so in the looks department. Typical Oregon airdance to be had. There is a VIP room thats like $160 but…

A kind of divey club located in NW. There aren't many choices in this part of town, either here or the ridiculously awful Casa Diablo. Nicolai is a great club though, although any…

For some fun reading, check out the drama surrounding the Miss Nude Oregon contest on The Dolphin's myspace page. They are getting a lot of flack for how bad it was this year.…

Total dive, dancers mostly ugly. This place is in the bad part of Powell that also hosts Tommys and Devil's Point. Drinks were weak and overpriced. No VIP or lap dances here,…

One of Portland's worst. I think this is owned by the same guy who runs Sugar Shack / Dillingers. These clubs are just nasty, ridden with prostitution by ladies you would least like…

Good club, always busy, dancers are hot. The Miss Nude Oregon competition was very lame this year. I wonder if they will continue it in the future or if this will be the…

I heard a rumor that this club is being carefully watched by the cops and will probably be busted in the near future due to the fact that it is basically a brothel with a…

I've heard it said that this club is better than the Dolphin 1, but I've found it to be worse. Girls are too pushy and generally rude. Most of them not that hot.…

This club is so incredibly disgusting. Sure, there may be mileage in the dances that you cant get in Portland, but good luck trying to find a girl you'd want to do anything with.…

This club is pretty hyped up lately, but I didnt find it that great. Most of the girls are bitchy, and usually are also drunk before 7 or so. The style is alternative,…

This place is one of the best in Portland, provided you like a classier atmosphere. I've been here several times mostly on weekends, it tends to not be as good on weekdays. Girls…

The Stars Cabaret chain is lame. They have three clubs in Bend, Beaverton, and Salem, all of which are pretty much the same. Air dances only, plus the dancers have to sell stupid…