Reviews by PhDMan

This place is either hit or miss....and lately it's been miss. Bored and having some free time on a Tuesday afternoon, I stopped by against my better judgement. I knew there were not going to…

I have always avoided this club because it looked so skanky on the outside and I just knew from other reviews that the talent was too chubby for my tastes, but on a recent Tuesday…

I wanted so much to like this club. I really did. The physical layout of the club is excellent, with a full bar and plenty of comfortable stools and TVs. The bartender was extremely friendly.…

I am a long time veteran of the OC and LA strip clubs and I am used to getting ultra-high mileage so even though I am relatively close to San Diego I never bothered to…

I visited at the worst time on a weekday - around 6pm on a Friday right in between the shift change. Most of the day dancers were getting ready to leave and none of the…

Though in decline, this is still the best club in the OC for mileage and beautiful dancers. Came in on a Thursday night and saw the lovely, sultry Makenzie, as well as Dana, a short/busty/beautiful…

I had time to kill before a flight out of LAX, so I looked around for some entertainment. from past experience, i knew that the clubs right next to LAX all sucked. I would have…

In Orange County, Ecstasy has always been my favorite club but lately Flamingo has been coming on strong. At the same time, the hassle factor at the E has been going up. The owner at…

I should have known better than to visit this club, but I was short on time and hoping to get lucky after going to the Flamingo down the street and finding no action. First, the…

My all time favorite club in all of California when you take into account all the important factors: club atmosphere, beautiful AND friendly girls, no drink hassles, and nasty dances if you find the right…

I first visited the MBT over 15 years ago. It was an amazing experience. I was still naive and new to the strip club scene, but the club blew my mind. Over a dozen beautiful…

First time at the Bird, as I am a regular at Ecstasy. Was very impressed by the physical layout of the club. Very nice surroundings, and even a nice, clean bathroom. Dancer quality and quantity…

My favorite club in the LA area, but had not paid a visit in over 18 months because of my busy schedule and the long drive. This was my first visit to the club after…

This is my all-time favorite club and the best in Orange County but it had been six months since my last visit. In that time, there have been rampant rumors of changes being made at…

From a physical standpoint, this is a very nice club. The layout, furniture, and ambiance are posh but unless you are an interior designer, who cares? I mean, you dont want to go to a…

Very pricey club, but hands down the best club in SoCal for hot action with hot ladies. I stopped by on a Tuesday night, and was overwhelmed by the hotties present. Mackenzie, a brunette with…

This is still the best club in the OC, but you have to choose wisely in terms of getting the most mileage from the dancers. Most will only give you a typical bed dance, which…

This is my all-time favorite club. Nasty action always available but dont go here for the ambiance or to necessarily find the best lookers. They also unfortunately push you a lot to buy drinks for…

Other than Tropical Lei, this is my favorite club in all of OC/LA count. TL offers more mileage, but it farther away, and the dancers there can be pretty ugly nasty. XTC always has high…

This club has set the standard for nastiness and deservedly so. There is always some kind of action to be found here. The club is located in the boonies but worth the long drive. When…

This is the best club in Orange County. I know that is not saying a lot given the dearth of good clubs in OC, but the quality here can rival the best in LA. The…