Reviews by whiffenpoof

I have been to this club a few times. The girls are friendly but professional. They know the business and won't spend time chatting unless they think you are in the market for dances. The club has been busy every time I've been there. Walking through the club, you must weave your way through patrons, dancers, and tables. Only 5 or 6 of the girls actually dance on stage; the rest mingle and try to sell private dances. Stage dances are quite good, and the girls are well above average. They make pretty good on tips because of the crowds; what they get on stage, they keep. Private dances: I don't often participate in privates. Here, they are very expensive. $600 for an hour! I cannot afford that. You can get 3 for 100. Tried that, touching was not allowed. The girl gets 60, the club gets 40. The girl was naked by the end of the 2nd song. She whispered back into my ear, for a 100 tip, I could touch her, just didn't have another 100. No pool tables, a variety of music, private dances are at the back, bar to the right as you enter, ample seating surrounding the stage, more seating and VIP tables the the left. You may have to share a table because of the crowds. All in all, not a bad place to go on a lonely night.

I like the Cathouse. I think the girls like it too. I hadn't been for a couple of years, and there were still a couple of the same girls working there. As you go in, there are two levels. The lower level has the stage, the bar, tables, and go-go stages. the upper level is a mezzanine which surrounds and overlooks the stage. There are pool tables up there as well as more tables. Since I have returned, I have not seen this area accessible anymore. Perhaps, if it got crowded, they would open it up; perhaps not. I believe the private dances are girl/club, 60/40 split. I think 3 for $100 +/-, not sure, I haven't tried any lately. Staff and dancers are friendly. the girls will stop and visit even if you don't buy dances. I don't like to sit at the rail, so I sit at a table and make darts from 5$ bills, to throw on stage, and other origamic gifts. Try to keep a night out under 200$. They also have Go-go tables where you can get closer to a girl. These girls just work for tips. I do not know what arrangements they have with the club. Go-go girls do not get naked, and they don't go on the main stage. They just work for tips and try to hustle privates. I have had nice times visiting with the girls; they will come and sit with you. Slipping them a tip, every now and then, is a nice gesture. You may make a new friend. :) -PS: Brianne is an angel in human disguise.

I've been here a couple of times now. There were only 3 strippers the last time I went, but there were several more girls who just worked the crowd for private dances. One girl told me $60 for 10 minute private dance another told me $30 per dance. All the girls were friendly and not at all pushy. The stage shows were very good and the dancers made lots of tips at the rail. I didn't have a private dance, I understand there is zero contact. One day I will try one out to find out for myself. The feature on stage dancers stopped by and visited my table a number of times. One especially hung around my table a good share of the evening. She was small and very sweet and easy to talk to. I made a special effort to tip her well at the rail. I only drank coke and that was free and no fee was charged at the door. I tipped the waitress $5 for each of the 3 cokes. I tipped the dancers about $75 throughout the night. Was an enjoyable evening out, for less than a hundred bucks.

The Cathouse is one of three strip clubs in a city of over a million population. I believe all three are connected in some way and for years there have never been another. Calgary used to have lots of strip clubs but somehow these three have somehow cornered the market. Most girls were in the 7 to 9 range. They don't stay around very much and seldom mingle with the crowd. They arrive for their stint on stage, sign a few posters then leave until there next performance. They usually do quite well for tips with the Looney toss plus I think they get a cut from the club for their time on stage. Private dances, I here, are expensive and lame and I don't think there are very many takers. I have not had a private dance in this club and I have only been approached once in the three times I have come here. I go-go cage dance girls stay around all night and work for tips but they don't get naked. I tried to get one's attention with a reasonable tip... but someone out-tipped me.. I guess. I would go again...mainly because there isn't much to choose from in Calgary.. all three clubs are the same.

I stopped in on Tuesday Dec 16 just after noon. I ordered burger and fries for lunch and set back to enjoy the show. Initially there were 3 dancers and 2 more showed up later on. I tried to tip each dancer, normally I make paper darts with 5$ bills and throw them from my table so I don't need to sit at the rail. If the dancer does not meet my eye contact then I don't through a tip. I want to make sure they know who is tipping them. Only Nicole stopped by my table for a minute, and she was the best choice for a dance. When she stopped by I didn't take her up on a dance offer but thought I may if she stopped by later. There was an older lady that I was a little interested in. Even though I tipped her more than everyone else, put together, she didn't stop to talk. Every other girl was busy doing private dances, but I did not see her get/give even one. Maybe she was self conscious about her age or her looks. I'm no spring chicken myself and am inclined to prefer the company of a more mature lady. Looks are only skin deep and I was anxious to meet her. I'm shy about asking someone to stop by because it makes me feel obligated to get a dance. Well she didn't stop by and I didn't have a whole lot of time to waste there so I left without finding out. I thought at that point, if Nicole stopped by again I would get a dance or two from her but she didn't and I didn't so....I left. The club is an eye sore from the outside but inside it is not bad. All the dances are done in the booths along the wall, in plain site, it would have been interesting to see what one could get away with -doing it in plain site...lol.

Visited this club on my way home from buffalo. The club its self is impressive. Little darlings is attached to the same club and the entry fee get you into both clubs. It was so crowded when I went that girls did not take the time to stop by and chat. They would come by and ask if I wanted a dance but that was about all. I did get one dance but it was unmemorable the girl was very pretty and very shapely but the dance just didn't do anything for me. I didn't stay long. I took a peek in next door and that did not seem much better so I just called it an early night. I wouldn't mind trying the clubs again on a less busy night to see if the mileage would improve though I would not go out of my way. If in the area I would probably check out other clubs in the area.

I liked the club. When I went, there weren't very many customers probably more girls than customers. Several girls stopped to chat and I settled for Brandi a pretty spinner type. In our conversation the usual 'where you from?' questions arose. I'm from Alberta and she was totally impressed when my first guess was Jamaica. She said I was the first person to guess that, right off the bat, without a hint. I got a couple of dances from her and she totally blew my mind. If I didn't live so far away I could easily get addicted to this girl. I did not press for extras because the non extras were way more than I'm accustomed to. I can't comment on take-out, if take out was my cup of tea, and this girl was available I just may have taken the leap. Thank you brandy for a nice night out. Other girls stopped by and for the most part they were polite and non pushy however one girl was quite rude when I let her know that I wasn't interested in her. I wanted her to leave so Brandy would come back and she got quite nasty with me. If I ever get back that way I sure hope Brandy is still around.

Hello again.<br> I visited this club the afternoon of Sunday June 8. This club is an upscale nude dancers on stage. They also have areas for bachelor and bachelorette parties. There are also go-go table dancers throughout the club whom I presume work for tips. They do not get naked but dance in sexy lingerie/bikinis.<br> For a Calgary club it is OK. the girls are always top notch. They do not mingle with the audience unless you happen to get a poster from the looney toss, then they will usually come around and sign the poster when they are dressed after the show. They may sit for a minute or two.<br> Most of the girls leave the club between shows, they may only get on stage every 3 hours or so.<br> They do have a private dance booth but the girls do not come around and ask you, you have to set it up with the bouncer or DJ. I hardly ever see anyone getting privates. Everything in the club is completely non touch.<br> In Alberta the best place for lap dance is in Edmonton but better still go south to Montana for a descent dance. I rate the monetary value an 8 because all you don is tip loonies and the rail and get some nice eye candy for your effort, so a few loonies can go a long way if you are careful.

I finally visited Mons Venus and I’ll say I am impressed. It is a very clean, smoke free and comfortable club. The girls are all pretty and well presented. I went on a Sunday afternoon, it wasn’t very busy. There was three girls plus the waitress and front counter lady. The mirrors are so clean that I kept cutting myself off until the girl brought it to my attention that I was bumping into myself, very embarrassing.<br> I got dances from Lexi and Andrea both very good. But I fell in love with Andrea She spent time with me and sat with me for a couple of songs between dances. Very nice, pretty and friendly, if I had more time I would have enjoyed hanging with her longer.<br> Congratulations to the owner for a great club.

Wow this is some club, the girls are pristine, the club is elegant and the noon dance specials are great value. This is honestly the best strip club I have ever visited. The girls all stop by for a moment or two but are not pushy they leave the door open. I was there at lunch time and enjoyed a reasonably good beef dip and fries. Kimmy spent a while visiting so I chose her for a few dances. I think the noon special was about 12$ per dance I think I got 50$ worth and they were well worth it. After the noon extravaganza was over business wanes a little so Kimmy spent more time visiting after the dances were over. I must have been the first Canadian she had known because she seemed sincerely interested in what I had to say and was very enjoyable company. I wished we had hooked up earlier because I could have enjoyed a whole lot more of those special dances with a very beautiful and intelligent young lady. I was going to return in a couple of days, when she was scheduled to work, but my time did not allow. I'm going to Indianapolis again in May. I hope Kimmy is still there. The only improvement I would suggest is 'nude' but I don't think the rules allow.

Stopped in for a couple of hours. Wasn't planning on getting any dances. However, being the only 1 of 3 customers, one of the dancers spent a lot of time visiting with me. She was mid 30's, a little larger than average, not bad looking but friendly. She sat with me, letting her hand roam up and down my leg and often leaned in, in such a way to give nipple peeks and an almost pussy peak. I bought her a drink and tipped her a ten but that didn't dissuade her from tempting me to take her to the back. The VIPs were out of my price range so I finally agreed to a 20$ lap in the back. That ended up being 80 and 20 tip. Was that girl ever wild. She encouraged me to get my hand inside her panty but prevented it by her tight grinding on my crotch. She kept whispering in my air that she wanted me inside of her and kept saying, "come with me baby -it's OK -just let it happen". What could I do? -but leave happy. I accidently forgot my cell phone in the back, when I came back for it she was very sweet and accommodating in helping me retrieve it. Don't remember her name but if I went back there I would not turn her away if she wanted to keep me company again.

The club opened at 2:pm and I got there shortly after. There was one dancer, a cute DJ (girl), the bar tender (girl) and me. I visited with the DJ and dancer bought a Pepsi for me and a drink for the dancer. $3.50 for the pop and $6.50 for the drink. When a few more men and another dancer arrived, my dancer went on stage and I tipped her a 5. She came back and stuck with me for 15 or 20 minutes then asked me, again, if I was interested in a dance. She was very nice I liked her friendly attitude and good conversation so I said yes and we went to the VIP just beside where we were sitting. The club is very nice and clean inside and VIP was no exception. There is a sign that says absolutely no touching. I asked her about that and she took my hands and placed them on her tits and encouraged me throughout. Songs were regular in length. The dance was very nice -cuddle, grind and lots of touch, at one point she rubbed her puss on my nose -I was so tempted to kiss it -but did not. I got 2 ($20 each) dances paid her and visited for a while more. She was down to earth, pretty, fair figure, but her demeanor was that of a queen. I would have gladly spent more money on her if I'd had the time. I could smell her perfume on my nose, all the way home.

It must be 4 or 5 years since I’ve been here. I was on my way home from St. George and I figured it would be a good warm-up before hitting the all nude clubs in Montana. They used to advertise that private dances would be soon available but that hasn’t happened. The number of girls seemed to be fewer than I remember but the quality is still pretty good. I tipped a few at the rail but wanted to save my money for Montana. This is the only place where naked is available in Utah.

There were only 3 dancers, one waitress, a couple of male management personal, one bar tender and only one customer -me. I got good attention from the 3 dancers but I didn't have the means to sustain them all. I spent about 60 on tips and 120 for lap dances. I took my time to decide which girl to pick. I picked the older small lady, probably a bad choice. Although the dances were nice, she kept her bottom on through all 6 dances and not even a peek was provided. I could touch every where except the puss she kept her hands mostly to herself although her body was sliding all over me. The club is very nice, very clean, the washroom was impeccable. Two of the dancers sat at my table for most of the time I was there, the third visited off and on. A couple more customers came in and one of the girls got him to do a couple of dances. That's when I took the opportunity to take the other one to the private area. I think I could have got better mileage from either of the other two. But hind site is always a better view. I think if I go to Flint again I will try Deja.

It was an unique night for me at Sam’s. I arrived just after 8pm. There were only two girls, a taller slim white girl and a smaller black spinner. A few more came later. Both were very friendly and stopped by often. I like to make things from money. $35 flower and $35 jewellery box. Inside the jbx is a note and gold stud earings. The note contains my phone number, hotel and an invitation. The construction of these origami gifts always attracts attention and I always have one girl or another sitting at my table. The white girls told me she was travelling and living in her car. The black girl was also on the road. It was a tough decision which to give the Jbx or the flower. I asked the spinner which she preferred and she chose the flower. I left at 1am, about an hour before closing. I was surprised to get a phone call a little after two from the girl who got the Jbx. I invited her again, assuring her I had an extra bed in my room that she was welcome to,(one less night in the car). Few minutes later came ‘knock- knock’ on the door. I told her I was surprised she came, she said “you invited me...why wouldn’t I?” It was a fun night, the extra bed- never got used.

I visited this club after going to the old French Maid site and seeing they have leveled the building. I was on foot and there was a Transit problem down town... some upgrading... so being not sure which to take I took the hike. I took at least a 1/2 hour to get there and the walk definitly wasn't worth it. The establishment is quite as described by other reviews... very big... very busy... and may I add very impersonal. I felt like a very small fish in a very large and crowded pond. Nothing realy stood out or up for that matter. The girls were, as typical in Alberta clubs very beautiful, but I could not even catch an eye. So I left after a short visit and went back to my hotel where I managed to hook up with a nice lady down the hall. Had a great time there.

This club has changed for the better since my last review. I like the satelite dancers around the main stage. Some of the girls on these stages are better than those on the main stage and they will visit with you a bit. Although only the girls on the main stage get nude, you are limited by distance and attitude. On the satelite table they are in bikinis or lingerie, they still for the most part put on a good show and they are totaly dependant on tips. Lap and private dances are offered, I don't know if they are done in the nude and are only offered by the feature centre stage dancers. I think she said $30 a dance, songs are not cut. Maybe next time I will give them a try.

This is a nice hometown club. Typical Alberta atmosphere. I did not notice any laps available. The girls are hot. Most girls in Alberta travel from club to club so new girls are there every week. Tipping is done at the stage by chucking loonies at the dancers. Most of the danceres that night were spinner types. I ordered a pepsi and got a 1 liter jug at no cost. I don't know if this is typical or if it was because the girl forgot about me and when she remembered she went the extra mile. I gave her a nice tip to cover it anyway. It isn't like the club in Edmonton where they give you 2 dixie cups of coke for $7.00. It is a fun Southern Alberta bar with the added attraction of naked girls.

I went there both Friday and Saturday nights. Was a couple of weeks before Christmas and it was very cold. Nancy has been there for many years she is a very nice girl but not really my type. She sat and visited with me for most of both nights so it kind of kept the other girls at bay. Nancy didn't really seem to interested in getting any dances with me.I like Nancy and didn't want to hurt her feelings I just wish she wouldn't cling so. I didn't want to wait too late because the price goes up after 1am from 20 to 30 dollars. I'm not about to pay 30$ for a 3 minute dance. When Nancy left to go on stage I went with a small spinner for 5 dances for 100$. She was fun and encouraged me to put my hands on her nice little ass. She allowed touching everywhere except tits and kits. That is OK for me because I don't like getting too involved. Anyway not a bad visit really the only place in Alberta for lapdancing but the stage shows are few to non-existing.

Always good looking dancers in Speakeasy. They have started private shows, I think the private shows are non-nude. I didn't try any. The girls do not hustle for private dances, you have to make an appointment with the 'gate keeper' or in this case the lady in front of the curtain. There was one young man who had a number of dances with a number of girls. Another, stag party groom, had a couple bought for him by his buddies. That was about all for the entire evening. It would be interesting to know, why, for a city the size of Calgary, there are only 3 strip clubs? all seem to be under the same management. Unless you sit on the rail, it is difficult to get the attention of a dancer.

I visited this club the last weekend in May. It is always busy, every time I have been there. The girls were all better than average. They come by and visit and are not too persistant. Except for one who could not take no for an answer. I saw her asking customers for tips just for her stopping and talking to them and rubbing her booty up against them. I didn't stay there very long because the stupid bar tender didn't know what an 'American Express Traveller Check' was so I went to the other club in the area and they were happy to get the $200 worth of business they got from cashing my AETC. All in all the Planet is not a bad club but isn't great either. The girls make pretty good just from rail tips. Probably more than they make on private dances. I never had any private dances here because they wouldn't cash my Travellers Check.

This club was deader than I've ever seen it. Lame is not the word, totaly crippled. I thought that maybe it was just the day or time of day so I went back later at night and it was even worse. You never see a girl between stage performances they do not mingle with the crowd they perform then they leave or go hide in the back. There are only 3 clubs in Calgary all affiliated with the original French Maid. The girls are fairly pretty 6-7's and to their credit they get naked even though there is no one tipping at the rail. There are no private dances however they are advertising VIP coming soon. I don't know how they will get any private's unless they break protocall and start mixing with the customers. See my review of 'Big Easy'.

I visited the Playground on Jan 6, 2010. There were about 6 girls, and even though business was slow only 1 stopped to say hello. I normally do not sit at the rail but I usually leave tips $2 or $5 if I like the girl. The girls seemed preocupied with regulars even though from my advantage point they did not appear to be getting any dances from them. On a busy night the girls in Montana can do quite well just off the rail but this night was slow so I don't think they made much at all. Several of the dancers would not even stay around between sets but would get dressed and take off to somewhere, probably one of the adjacent bars. The playground is full nude and full bar and there is a $2 cover charge, I think that is so they can give you a fist full of one's as change, for tips. I was hoping to see 'Yuna' an old favorite of mine, but she wasn't there so I left after about an hour and went to Real Windy's.

Visited the club Jan 6, 2010. Was kind of slow but still it was better than the Playground in downtown Great Falls. Got a dance from a visiting girl from Arizona. She quoted me $40. I turn to leave cause the was double what I've paid before. She ended up offering 5 for $100 so that was OK then she asked for a $50 tip---lol-- I gave her 20. The dance was OK not spectacular, but she was nice and friendly and ended up visiting with me for the rest of the night. Business was quite slow. All in all a nice visit but not the best I've had there. It doesn't cost anything to get in, drinks are reasonable (alcohol) and full nude.

Chez Pierre has gone down hill, not by any fault of the dancers. The management don't cater to the clientel. They used to play descent music that kind a set the mood now it's rap and rock. They are attracting a younger crowd that don't spend money, so the prices have gone up for those who do. Therefore I wasn't inclined to get very many dances. It costs extra to go to the back room and extra again after 1 AM. They don't have near the number of customers that the used to have and I can see why. I hope someone from there reads this and takes the hint,it used to be much better. On the plus side Nancy and France spend some time visiting I think Nancy is the only one still around from the good old days. I got a few nice dances from France would have spent a lot more if the value was there. I would think it would be more profitable for them if the girls had a lot of cheaper dances rather than a few expensive ones. Maybe $25 doesn't sound too expensive but when they cut the songs to 3 minutes- thats expensive and please bring back the softer music us rich old farts like that better and the $3 thimble sized soft drinks are a joke. But I guess they think they know what they are doing, -- sending business out the door. I may give it one more chance for Nancy's sake.