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755 Guin Rd
Nixa, MO 65714
First, if you have a GPS,...
First, if you have a GPS, the club is on the intersection of Guin Road and South Campbell... the one in the listing doesn't get you anywhere, at least it didn't get me. As…
Sep 9, 2008, 12:00 AM
Peppermint Hippo Little Rock
7900 Bicentennial Rd
North Little Rock, AR 72118
I broke my Arkansas strip club...
I broke my Arkansas strip club cherry here on a very rainy night, didn't expect too much, probably a good thing because that way I couldn't get too disappointed. Low expectations are the order…
Sep 9, 2008, 12:00 AM
Men's Club Of Dallas
2340 W Northwest Hwy
Dallas, TX 75220
Wow; nice place, pretty dead on...
Wow; nice place, pretty dead on a Wednesday. A few very cute girls (Penelope, looks just like the one named Cruz). Three stages, two in the main room and one in the VIP…
Jul 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
The Lodge
10530 Spangler Rd
Dallas, TX 75220
Came on a Wednesday night; I'd...
Came on a Wednesday night; I'd been here several months ago and had a good time. Club was pretty packed, some seats available. Dances are $20 each, it appeared the mileage was pretty…
Jul 24, 2008, 12:00 AM
Silver City Cabaret
7501 N Stemmons Fwy
Dallas, TX 75247
I was impressed (with low expectations,...
I was impressed (with low expectations, helps), $3 cover to get in at 4:00. Drink prices high with a beer going for $5.50, after giving the waitress a $20 though, she disappeared for a…
May 13, 2008, 12:00 AM
Sugar's
2731 Northwest Loop 410
San Antonio, TX 78230
Was in on a weeknight, didn't...
Was in on a weeknight, didn't have high expectations but wound up having a great time. $10 cover ($5 before 5 pm includes the "Texas pole tax"), three stages, one main and two satellite…
Apr 1, 2008, 12:00 AM
Pure Platinum
12900 Montana Ave, El Paso, TX 79938, USA*
I can't believe it; I read...
I can't believe it; I read the previous review and still went to the club, as it appeared there was way more going on there than at the Montana Club. Bad move. $15…
Feb 21, 2008, 12:00 AM
Babes Show Club
1100 S West St
Jackson, MS 39201
Came in on a Monday night,...
Came in on a Monday night, 5 dancers and around 25 guys. Talent was so so, a couple worth the time, two maybe and one definitely not, I'm hoping I don't have bad dreams…
Feb 5, 2008, 12:00 AM
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd
Houston, TX 77073
Had a great time here the...
Had a great time here the other night; great bar staff, not a lot of pressure from the numerous (many of them hot) dancers. Probably 30+ working on a weeknight, from the cheerleader type…
Dec 12, 2007, 12:00 AM
Babes of Babylon
3190 Josibpet Ln, Memphis, TN 38116, USA*
Nice club, downside is that it...
Nice club, downside is that it appeared the dancers were having a cigarette smoking contest that night. Smoke thick enough to cut with a knife, not very appealing. Three stages, mostly 4-6's, a…
Nov 12, 2007, 12:00 AM
Vixens Ybor Strip
3819 E 7th Ave
Tampa, FL 33605
I have to agree with the...
I have to agree with the other reviewers, Katherine and Eve are special... was in on a weekday afternoon, about 6 dancers on shift, all but the two above were in the 4-6 category...
Six…
Nov 12, 2007, 12:00 AM
Babes Show Club
1100 S West St
Jackson, MS 39201
Not bad; beer is cold, entertainment...
Not bad; beer is cold, entertainment ranges from 4's to the occasional 7... Jackson is a fairly seedy town and the clubs match that rep pretty good. All three clubs in this town are…
Oct 15, 2007, 12:00 AM
Stars Cabaret Bend
197 NE 3rd St
Bend, OR 97701
A satellite location related to the...
A satellite location related to the ones in Portland and Salem.. well run, but don't expect too much for your buck (or $20) here. A few decent dancers, a few that are simply filling…
Aug 14, 2006, 2:48 AM
Sugar Shack Too
13222 OR-99E, Oak Grove, OR 97222, USA*
Not much going on here, basically...
Not much going on here, basically a jack shack with the same name as a much better location to the North. No $30 dollar shows here as far as my experience has been, they…
Apr 9, 2006, 2:48 AM
505 Club
529 NW Burnside Rd, Gresham, OR 97030, USA*
Stopped by one afternoon, virtually nothing...
Stopped by one afternoon, virtually nothing happening, no vibe, two dancers on shift with neither one anything to write home about. Neighborhood style bar, don't knock yourself out getting over here unless you live…
Apr 9, 2006, 2:46 AM















