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published 1 mo ago
Dream Girls
12 N 5th St Minneapolis, MN 55403
End of night sometimes pays.
I got into town late after driving from Chicago. Checked into my hotel and then headed to Dream Girls to unwind from the drive. Took an Uber so I didn't have to worry about…
published 4 mos ago
Show Palace
2505 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Short but Sweet
Stopped by on my way north to Ft Atkinson for work. Not much ever changes here. Private lot, No Valet/Parking fee. No one at the door, but the bartender collected $5 for the cover.…
published 6 mos ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Pit Stop
I had the long drive from Denver to LA, so I made sure my overnight was in Vegas. After dinner, I headed over to the Nugget to lose a little money, and because I prefer…
published 7 mos ago
Dreams Cabaret
2226 Kingshighway Washington Park, IL 62204
OTC better than ITC
I knew I would be in the area and have been communicating with a couple of dancers on there Instagram. I made arrangements to meet one that afternoon at the club. She is a skinny…
published 8 mos ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Viva Las Vegas
I am glad that my work trips have been taking me here more often. We got in on Wednesday evening and my sales manager wanted to hit the casino. I am not normally…
published 9 mos ago
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
No Bueno
Slipped in for an hour on a Thursday afternoon. I have described it many times, but I will briefly recap. Private parking lot, no charge. $6 Cover, Draft Beers $5 including…
published 10 mos ago
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Take 4
Decided to stop in after lunch in Janesville. $5 cover collected by the manager/bouncer at the booth as you go in. Diamond was bartending. Beers were $5 w/tip. I've had dances…
published 11 mos ago
Show Palace
2505 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Titty Tuesdays
Went on a Tuesday afternoon since I was driving through the area. As always, free parking. No cover was charged. Hit the head, which was clean and headed to the bar.…
published 1 yr ago
Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford
1609 S Alpine Rd Rockford, IL 61108
R-Town on a Thursday Night.
I had to run out to Rockford to meet someone for a Facebook Marketplace pickup so I said why not. I thought about going to TT, but they seem to think they are worth…
published 1 yr ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
Laid Over
Usually I stop by when in town for work. This time, I intentionally scheduled a layover in my flight to give me most of the day in LV before moving on to my destination.…
published 1 yr ago
Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club
7N657 IL-25 South Elgin, IL 60177
Plugging the Club (Butt Plug that is)
I was back in the area and decided what the hell. There were about 4 cars in the lot which is more than I have seen on other afternoons. Private lot, No parking…
published 1 yr ago
Chicas Bonitas
1818 Las Vegas Blvd North North Las Vegas, NV 89030
All Wrapped Up
I usually stop here on weekday, dayshifts when I am in town. This trip, I was only staying over one night, so you take what you can get. We had a group of…
published 1 yr ago
Show Palace
2505 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
I will have to bump SP up in the rotation...
I spent about an hour and a half at Show Palace while in the area on a Tuesday afternoon. If you haven't been there before, SP is in the middle of nowhere surrounded by…
published 1 yr ago
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Fun Friday Afternoon (or Minnow loves getting pegged in dark alleys)
Stopped in on a Friday afternoon from about 230-430. I have described this place numerous times and nothing has changed. Cheap draft beers. $6 w/ tip. $5 Cover There were 6 ladies working when I got…
published 1 yr ago
The Boxxx Office
W11208 State Hwy 33 Trunk Portage, WI 53901
Best Boxxx Office visit to date.
I had to drive from Chicago to Eau Claire and I hit the cut off to Portage about 8:30. I decided that it was just as good a time as any to take…
published 1 yr ago
Sugar Shack
N3429 Co Trunk H Lake Geneva, WI 53147
Worth the trip
Stopped in on a Thursday night in January around 10:30. There were a decent amount of cars for a weeknight. There were about 10 ladies working plus the bartender, bouncer & manager.…
published 1 yr ago
Dixie Rose Country Rock Cabaret
104 South St Peoria, IL 61602
A Rose surrounded by thorns.
I was down Peoria way and wanted to try someplace new. I hopped on TUSCL to see what was in the area and Picked Dixie Rose. It is in an older run down…
published 1 yr ago
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Good relaxed time at VC
I was passing through on a Monday around 12:30 or 1PM. There were a few cars in the Lot, but not many. No cover at this time of day, walked straight up to…
published 2 yrs ago
Lusty Adventures
41 Stanton Ave Akron, OH 44301
Definitely not fancy, but fun nonetheless
I was driving through Akron around lunchtime on my way to Youngstown, so I figured that I would grab a quick bite and pop over to Lusty's. Easy to get to, just a little…
published 2 yrs ago
Bottoms Up
307 Jefferson St Brooklyn, IL 62059
Twerk-a-licious
This is a mostly black club (Dancers and clientele) and not in the best of areas, so it may not be everyone's cup of coffee. That may explain why there hasn't been a review…
published 2 yrs ago
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Always Ask prices first.
I decided that after my last stop right after opening, that I would try a little later in the afternoon. I stopped in about 3:30 and there were several cars in the lot.…
published 2 yrs ago
Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club
N576 US-12 Wisconsin Dells, WI 53965
Pricey Tourist Trap with attractive Dancers
I will be upfront and say that this review may be tainted due to not caring for Tourist Clubs and having a few drinks in me before going. As I said, this is…
published 2 yrs ago
The Vegas Club
W9031 US-14 Darien, WI 53114
Avoid right after opening
I stopped in on my way back to Illinois from Janesville. It was about 11:15 when I pulled in and the doors were locked. There were several cars there, so I figured…
published 2 yrs ago
Sugar Shack
N3429 Co Trunk H Lake Geneva, WI 53147
SS, Same as it ever was.
I met a buddy in Lake Geneva for a bite to eat and some drinks at Owl Tavern. I will make a point of saying that the Smoked Beef Brisket Mac-N-Cheese was excellent.…
published 2 yrs ago
Cellar
111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436
No reason to stay
Wish this review vould offer more. I stopped by about 3pm on a Thursday. $5 cover and about 5 for my drink with a tip. No one else there but the…
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