Reviews

Still the best bang for the buck in the state of Kentucky! Girls range from 5's to 9's. I recomend the tiny blonde spinner that goes by the name of Bama. The…

18 yrs ago

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, IL

I've never felt so hustled in...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I've never felt so hustled in my life. I know the goal of the stripper is to pull every dollar out of you possible. But damn'r girls at least introduce yourself before you…

18 yrs ago

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Went there this past tuesday about...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Went there this past tuesday about 6:30 pm. About 15 girls probably 45 guys. At least 5 of the girls sat on their ass didn't work the stage or lappers. Of the…

Classy Chassy

Indianapolis, IN

Girls were cows! I was...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Girls were cows! I was expecting much better talent then what was available. Too bad lay out of club is really cool and has great potential. Maybe it goes downhill post race.…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, KY

A lil blond by the name...

A lil blond by the name of Cali ( I think) grinded the daylights out of me for three songs for 15 bucks. How can you beat that. I would of spent 60…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, IN

Made a return trip here after...

Made a return trip here after several years. Started a tab and a minute later this dark haired girl with large breasts pretends to trip and falls on me. While she is falling…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

Visited last thursday. Tall russian...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Visited last thursday. Tall russian girl propped me in a corner and rubbed mr happy from the inside of my pants until he spit. Cost me 3 songs but was well worth it…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL

I'm impressed. Totally nude -...

I'm impressed. Totally nude - 25.00 lappers with nice grindage. Most the girls our in the 6-8 range one 9 and 2 less than 6's. Beer and cover was reasonable. had…

20 yrs ago

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

This place is what it is....

This place is what it is. For 10-20 mr happy gets a rise, your fingers and hands get to wander and all this in front of 50 people. But there is nothing else…

20 yrs ago

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, IL

After an early exit at One...

After an early exit at One Step Beyond on 4/5 I ended up at Bobby's. About 10 girls making the rounds and probably 20 guys in the place. Girls were pretty laid back…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

You come in here expecting Da...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

You come in here expecting Da Bada-Bing and you get Bada-Nothing. It's not completely nude. Dances are air. Girls are 5-6's at best. Real cute face on Asia. At least the…

Visions

Madison, WI

This club is just plain bad!...

★★★★★★1.0/10

This club is just plain bad! No mood of excitement. Girls can't stand to be there. Average girl is a 3-4. Stages are set up in unorthodox patterns making it hard…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

The only thing that changes at...

The only thing that changes at HB is the number of hotties that work there. For the most part, there are plenty of great looking women with 2 first shifters that are 10's.…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, IL

Not bad for central Illinois. ...

Not bad for central Illinois. Mileage definetelyvaries between girls, but some consist of some really good grindage and mr. happy touching. Must be hard to find decent girls, only a handful makes the…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, KY

Many reviewslately have been pretty hard...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Many reviewslately have been pretty hard on this club lately, but here's the facts. 1) Beer is cheap 2) lap dances only 5.00 I repeat only 5.00 and they are a complete song 3) Dances…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

The most beautiful women by far...

The most beautiful women by far in Chicago. Excellent Service from the staff. Well lit and clean showroom. But it costs at least 200.00 to have a good time here. I recomend going here only when the company credit…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, KY

Back in Sexington today and got...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Back in Sexington today and got to spend some quality time at Cowboys. Sugar was the most aggressive of the bunch and she aimed to please both on and off the stage. Luvstotasteu said in…

State Street Station

Rockford, IL

You only need one word to...

You only need one word to remember when you get to this place: "Marie". Marie is a smoking hot blonde that loves to wear the school girl uniform. Her body is equal to…

Cellar

Joliet, IL

The only positive thing I can...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

The only positive thing I can say about this place is that the girls are extremely friendly and they definetely work hard for their money. Their Fugliness is certainly not going to earn them…

Allstar's Gentlemens Club

Northlake, IL

Stopped in for lunch yesterday. ...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Stopped in for lunch yesterday. Of the course the food was just average strip club chow with the attraction being the ladies. I was really disapointed with the looks of the day shift there was…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, IL

Great atmosphere very friendly. 30.00...

Great atmosphere very friendly. 30.00 for partial laps are expensive. Girls are hot! 7's-10's. Always somekind of drink specials. The shooter girls are hotter than the dancers. Dances are full song length. I…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

I'm pretty sure the amount of...

I'm pretty sure the amount of countries participating in the olympics will equall the amount of women from different countries at HB. No matter what ethnic background you are looking for its definetely at…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, IL

You got to love 10.00 lap...

You got to love 10.00 lap dances. Girls are laid back as far as asking for the dances, but high miles once they get you in back. This is definetely the darkest club in chicago…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Last time I was there the...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Last time I was there the hottest girl in the place was a cocktail waitress in the VIP area. Seems like the girls are just going through the motions. When this place first…