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Reviews by elprez

  • review
    16 years ago
    Venom
    1104 S Craycroft Rd Tucson, AZ 85711
    What an awesome club. ...
    What an awesome club. Girls range from gorgeous to I'd still fuck her :) $5 dances makes the cash last along time! Met up with sunny for an excellent time....
  • review
    17 years ago
    PoleKatz
    7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
    I've never felt so hustled in...
    I've never felt so hustled in my life. I know the goal of the stripper is to pull every dollar out of you possible. But damn'r girls at least introduce yourself before...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Cowboys Showgirls
    1515 Russell Cave Rd Lexington, KY 40505
    Still the best bang for the...
    Still the best bang for the buck in the state of Kentucky! Girls range from 5's to 9's. I recomend the tiny blonde spinner that goes by the name of Bama. ...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Brad's Brass Flamingo
    4011 Southeastern Ave Indianapolis, IN 46203
    Went there this past tuesday about...
    Went there this past tuesday about 6:30 pm. About 15 girls probably 45 guys. At least 5 of the girls sat on their ass didn't work the stage or lappers. Of...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Classy Chassy
    4444 S Harding St Indianapolis, IN 46217
    Girls were cows! I was...
    Girls were cows! I was expecting much better talent then what was available. Too bad lay out of club is really cool and has great potential. Maybe it goes downhill post...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Cowboys Showgirls
    1515 Russell Cave Rd Lexington, KY 40505
    A lil blond by the name...
    A lil blond by the name of Cali ( I think) grinded the daylights out of me for three songs for 15 bucks. How can you beat that. I would of spent...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Brad's Brass Flamingo
    4011 Southeastern Ave Indianapolis, IN 46203
    Made a return trip here after...
    Made a return trip here after several years. Started a tab and a minute later this dark haired girl with large breasts pretends to trip and falls on me. While she is...
  • review
    17 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    Visited last thursday. Tall russian...
    Visited last thursday. Tall russian girl propped me in a corner and rubbed mr happy from the inside of my pants until he spit. Cost me 3 songs but was well worth...
  • review
    18 years ago
    High Heels Saloon
    2678 N 48th Rd Somonauk, IL 60552
    I'm impressed. Totally nude -...
    I'm impressed. Totally nude - 25.00 lappers with nice grindage. Most the girls our in the 6-8 range one 9 and 2 less than 6's. Beer and cover was reasonable. ...
  • review
    18 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    This place is what it is....
    This place is what it is. For 10-20 mr happy gets a rise, your fingers and hands get to wander and all this in front of 50 people. But there is nothing...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Bobby's Bar
    2003 Mannheim Rd Melrose Park, IL 60160
    After an early exit at One...
    After an early exit at One Step Beyond on 4/5 I ended up at Bobby's. About 10 girls making the rounds and probably 20 guys in the place. Girls were pretty laid...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Satin Dolls
    230 NJ-17 S Lodi, NJ 07644
    You come in here expecting Da...
    You come in here expecting Da Bada-Bing and you get Bada-Nothing. It's not completely nude. Dances are air. Girls are 5-6's at best. Real cute face on Asia. At least...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Visions
    3554 E Washington Ave Madison, WI 53704
    This club is just plain bad!...
    This club is just plain bad! No mood of excitement. Girls can't stand to be there. Average girl is a 3-4. Stages are set up in unorthodox patterns making it...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Heavenly Bodies
    1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
    The only thing that changes at...
    The only thing that changes at HB is the number of hotties that work there. For the most part, there are plenty of great looking women with 2 first shifters that are 10's....
  • review
    20 years ago
    Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield
    3220 Lake Plaza Dr Springfield, IL 62703
    Not bad for central Illinois. ...
    Not bad for central Illinois. Mileage definetelyvaries between girls, but some consist of some really good grindage and mr. happy touching. Must be hard to find decent girls, only a handful makes...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Cowboys Showgirls
    1515 Russell Cave Rd Lexington, KY 40505
    Many reviewslately have been pretty hard...
    Many reviewslately have been pretty hard on this club lately, but here's the facts. 1) Beer is cheap 2) lap dances only 5.00 I repeat only 5.00 and they are a complete song 3) ...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Scores Chicago Strip Club
    4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
    The most beautiful women by far...
    The most beautiful women by far in Chicago. Excellent Service from the staff. Well lit and clean showroom. But it costs at least 200.00 to have a good time here. I recomend going here only when the company...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Cowboys Showgirls
    1515 Russell Cave Rd Lexington, KY 40505
    Back in Sexington today and got...
    Back in Sexington today and got to spend some quality time at Cowboys. Sugar was the most aggressive of the bunch and she aimed to please both on and off the stage. Luvstotasteu said...
  • review
    20 years ago
    State Street Station
    3503 E State St, Rockford, IL 61108, USA*
    You only need one word to...
    You only need one word to remember when you get to this place: "Marie". Marie is a smoking hot blonde that loves to wear the school girl uniform. Her body is equal...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Cellar
    111 Patterson Rd Joliet, IL 60436
    The only positive thing I can...
    The only positive thing I can say about this place is that the girls are extremely friendly and they definetely work hard for their money. Their Fugliness is certainly not going to earn...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Allstar's Gentlemens Club
    11650 W Grand Ave, Northlake, IL 60164, USA*
    Stopped in for lunch yesterday. ...
    Stopped in for lunch yesterday. Of the course the food was just average strip club chow with the attraction being the ladies. I was really disapointed with the looks of the day shift there...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club
    7N657 IL-25 South Elgin, IL 60177
    Great atmosphere very friendly. 30.00...
    Great atmosphere very friendly. 30.00 for partial laps are expensive. Girls are hot! 7's-10's. Always somekind of drink specials. The shooter girls are hotter than the dancers. Dances are full song length....
  • review
    20 years ago
    Heavenly Bodies
    1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
    I'm pretty sure the amount of...
    I'm pretty sure the amount of countries participating in the olympics will equall the amount of women from different countries at HB. No matter what ethnic background you are looking for its definetely...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
    410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
    You got to love 10.00 lap...
    You got to love 10.00 lap dances. Girls are laid back as far as asking for the dances, but high miles once they get you in back. This is definetely the darkest club in...