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Still a lot of gorgeous women in a classy environment, although the club has deteriorated a bit from its peak in the late '90s -possibly due to competition from PEC. Nevertheless, still some exceptionally…

Only a mediocre value --$10 nude dances offset by an otrageous $25 cover. No alcohol, no contact. Beautiful facilities. Girls range 5-8. Save your dough and go elsewhere.

Good club --upscale, with attractive dancers (mostly 7-9), yet a very friendly and accomodating environment. $30 topless private dancers offer good contact with a very high quality of dancer. Best club in the…

While the dancers here are not of Las Vegas quality, the club bills itself as a similar experience. What you will get: Large, spacious, generally clean club; $20 nude lap dances, fairly…

A true "titty bar", Heavenly Bodies is distinctly unrefined and even less pretentious. Don't come here looking for sophisticated beauties or plush surroundings, as the club is genuinely tacky, unkempt and the dancers…

A sister club to Treasures, Centerfold's is decidedly down-market, having many years ago experienced its peak. The girls, while eager to please, are in the 4-7.5 range, and the facility itself is a…

Perhaps the previous reviewer doesn't understand why there are no "All American" girls at Penthouse. It's because Penthouse is the most upscale club in the country --it only hires model-caliber, gorgeous women. If…

Relatively small, but fairly upscale club featuring Chicago's most attractive dancers. A few have graced the pages of Playboy, although there are some distinctly unattractive dancers,as well. $20, no-contact dances on the floor,…

An over-all decent place, All-Stars had upscale aspirations which it falls a bit short of. Dancers range 5-8.5, with fairly good variety, and most perform quality contact dances in private booths for $30.…

THE MBOT is a San Francisco classic: Multiple rooms, each offering a variety of sex acts, stage shows,etc., as well as standard lasp dancing. Expensive,but worth it.

Sapphire has ultra-upscale aspirations, but comes up a bit short: Billing itself as the largest gentlemen's club in the nation, it is a sparsely decorated, rather industrial-looking place that ultimately has the…