Reviews by emmett

This is one of the three best clubs in the Northeast, the others being in Providence. That said, I don't know what it was, but the energy level was kind of low on this...

This place was dead tonight. I visited between 730 and 900, and there were few dancers, mostly unattractive or enhanced (which kills it for me). There was one smoking hot brunette with an amazing...

After a disappointing visit to Club Fantasies (reviewed), I went to Desire. Much better -- beautiful club and the talent was far better. The club is more upscale than my last visit (a couple...

I nearly walked out after 15 minutes, it was a really slow night. A dozen customers and three overweight dancers. Just as I was about to give up, a friendly, curvy brunette came out...

Sometimes you go into a club and your initial experience is just so overwhelmingly good, you think it's the best club you've ever visited. And then of course you come back down to earth....

This was the last Friday before Christmas, and many of the girls were in holiday outfits. The place was very busy, but there still seemed to be enough talent to go around. The level...

This was my first visit to this club. It's pretty upscale, with comfy chairs, a pretty nice bar, civilized clientele, and almost uniformly pretty young dancers. The club is dark, but no so dark...

I stopped in on a Wednesday night. I think it was $10 to get in, and I found the bouncers a bit heavy-handed, pretty much leading you to one seat. There is ample, safe...

This was a typical EB visit: several girls who shouldn't be dancing, several more enhanced (a turn-off for me), and a few who make it worthwhile. Rosa may have the most gorgeous tits I...

I had no plans to visit this club, I just happened to drive by, so I stopped in. It's sort of like a strip club, but the dancers don't actually strip. The girls are...

Man, has this place gone downhill. This was my first since the new law. I never do extras, so the mileage was about the same for me, maybe even a bit higher. But: - The girls...

I visited this club for the first time and was very impressed. This was a slow night (xmas eve), and the place was pretty empty, maybe a dozen customers, but there were plenty of...

The club was busier than I was expecting on a Sunday night. There were lots of dancers around, averaging 6 probably. They were all pretty friendly and just aggressive enough without being obnoxious. "No...

Same as it ever was. Average club with average-looking girls and zero contact. On this visit the girls were in the 4-7 range, with no silicone in sight. They usually had 2-3 girls on...

The club was packed on this visit. There were sometimes three girls on stage at once, and lots of coming and going between the main room and the private dance area. The girls ranged...

I paid a quick visit to the Cadillac. Pretty busy for a Sunday night. There were lots of dancers at the bar, or hanging out with customers. I like the first one I saw...

I really like this club. Kind of a slow night tonight, and some unsightly dancers, but there were also a few good ones, and it just takes one good one. The one good one...

This was my second visit to this club. Recent reviews said that the lap dances were close to unavailable, with dancers trying to sell other services, which doesn't exactly match what I found. I showed...

This is a large club, with two stages upstairs, two bars, lots and lots of tables, and many booths downstairs. The club is moderately expensive, $4 admission, $7 soda waters, and $20 dances. It...

This was my first visit to Mario's. Admission was $10, and you need to buy a $7 wristband on your first dance. It's a very dark club, much nicer inside than you'd...

There were a few changes compared to my last visit maybe 4 months ago. Lots of turnover, and quite a bit more upselling and blatant propositions. Pretty good looking girls tonight -- I didn't...

I stopped by Cabaret at 930 on a Friday night. Both stages were in use, and it was one of the busier nights I've seen there. The girls ranged from 3 (really should not...

I stopped in on a Tuesday night after a long absence. The club is marginally better looking. Some of the cheezy signs and displays have been replaced by flat screen TVs, but otherwise it's...

Maybe it was an off night, but I don't understand the good reviews of this place. There were less than 10 girls, mostly 5-6, and two 7s. I got two dances. The first was...