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Reviews by emmett

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13 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084
This is one of the three...
This is one of the three best clubs in the Northeast, the others being in Providence. That said, I don't know what it was, but the energy level was kind of low on this...
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13 years ago
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue Providence, RI 02909
This place was dead tonight. I...
This place was dead tonight. I visited between 730 and 900, and there were few dancers, mostly unattractive or enhanced (which kills it for me). There was one smoking hot brunette with an amazing...
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13 years ago
Desire
1 Franklin Sq Providence, RI 02903
After a disappointing visit to Club...
After a disappointing visit to Club Fantasies (reviewed), I went to Desire. Much better -- beautiful club and the talent was far better. The club is more upscale than my last visit (a couple...
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13 years ago
Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St Providence, RI 02904
I nearly walked out after 15...
I nearly walked out after 15 minutes, it was a really slow night. A dozen customers and three overweight dancers. Just as I was about to give up, a friendly, curvy brunette came out...
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13 years ago
Rendez-Vous 10-35
3000 Chem. Brunelle Carignan, QC J3L 0L3, Canada
Sometimes you go into a club...
Sometimes you go into a club and your initial experience is just so overwhelmingly good, you think it's the best club you've ever visited. And then of course you come back down to earth....
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14 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084
This was the last Friday before...
This was the last Friday before Christmas, and many of the girls were in holiday outfits. The place was very busy, but there still seemed to be enough talent to go around. The level...
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14 years ago
Rick's Cabaret
200 Riverside St Portland, ME 04103
This was my first visit to...
This was my first visit to this club. It's pretty upscale, with comfy chairs, a pretty nice bar, civilized clientele, and almost uniformly pretty young dancers. The club is dark, but no so dark...
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14 years ago
Club Alex's
584 Washington St Stoughton, MA 02072
I stopped in on a Wednesday...
I stopped in on a Wednesday night. I think it was $10 to get in, and I found the bouncers a bit heavy-handed, pretty much leading you to one seat. There is ample, safe...
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14 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084
This was a typical EB visit:...
This was a typical EB visit: several girls who shouldn't be dancing, several more enhanced (a turn-off for me), and a few who make it worthwhile. Rosa may have the most gorgeous tits I...
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14 years ago
Satin Dolls
230 NJ-17 S Lodi, NJ 07644
I had no plans to visit...
I had no plans to visit this club, I just happened to drive by, so I stopped in. It's sort of like a strip club, but the dancers don't actually strip. The girls are...
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14 years ago
Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St Providence, RI 02904
Man, has this place gone downhill. This...
Man, has this place gone downhill. This was my first since the new law. I never do extras, so the mileage was about the same for me, maybe even a bit higher. But: - The girls...
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15 years ago
Gallaghers 2000
43-19 37th St Queens, NY 11101
I visited this club for the...
I visited this club for the first time and was very impressed. This was a slow night (xmas eve), and the place was pretty empty, maybe a dozen customers, but there were plenty of...
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15 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084
The club was busier than I...
The club was busier than I was expecting on a Sunday night. There were lots of dancers around, averaging 6 probably. They were all pretty friendly and just aggressive enough without being obnoxious. "No...
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15 years ago
Cabaret Lounge
96 Newbury St Peabody, MA 01960
Same as it ever was. Average...
Same as it ever was. Average club with average-looking girls and zero contact. On this visit the girls were in the 4-7 range, with no silicone in sight. They usually had 2-3 girls on...
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15 years ago
Electric Blue Cafe
62 Merrow Rd Tolland, CT 06084
The club was packed on this...
The club was packed on this visit. There were sometimes three girls on stage at once, and lots of coming and going between the main room and the private dance area. The girls ranged...
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15 years ago
Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St Providence, RI 02904
I paid a quick visit to...
I paid a quick visit to the Cadillac. Pretty busy for a Sunday night. There were lots of dancers at the bar, or hanging out with customers. I like the first one I saw...
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15 years ago
Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St Providence, RI 02904
I really like this club. Kind...
I really like this club. Kind of a slow night tonight, and some unsightly dancers, but there were also a few good ones, and it just takes one good one. The one good one...
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15 years ago
GC Gentlemen's Club
2025 Saint-Césaire Marieville, QC Canada J3M1E5
This was my second visit to...
This was my second visit to this club. Recent reviews said that the lap dances were close to unavailable, with dancers trying to sell other services, which doesn't exactly match what I found. I showed...
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15 years ago
Le Pigale
99 Boulevard Gréber Gatineau, QC J8T 3P9 Canada
This is a large club, with...
This is a large club, with two stages upstairs, two bars, lots and lots of tables, and many booths downstairs. The club is moderately expensive, $4 admission, $7 soda waters, and $20 dances. It...
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15 years ago
Mario's Showplace
147 Thompson Rd Webster, MA 01570
This was my first visit to...
This was my first visit to Mario's. Admission was $10, and you need to buy a $7 wristband on your first dance. It's a very dark club, much nicer inside than you'd...
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15 years ago
Cadillac Lounge
361 Charles St Providence, RI 02904
There were a few changes compared...
There were a few changes compared to my last visit maybe 4 months ago. Lots of turnover, and quite a bit more upselling and blatant propositions. Pretty good looking girls tonight -- I didn't...
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15 years ago
Cabaret Lounge
96 Newbury St Peabody, MA 01960
I stopped by Cabaret at 930...
I stopped by Cabaret at 930 on a Friday night. Both stages were in use, and it was one of the busier nights I've seen there. The girls ranged from 3 (really should not...
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15 years ago
Club Alex's
584 Washington St Stoughton, MA 02072
I stopped in on a Tuesday...
I stopped in on a Tuesday night after a long absence. The club is marginally better looking. Some of the cheezy signs and displays have been replaced by flat screen TVs, but otherwise it's...
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16 years ago
Club Fantasies
28 Sims Avenue Providence, RI 02909
Maybe it was an off night,...
Maybe it was an off night, but I don't understand the good reviews of this place. There were less than 10 girls, mostly 5-6, and two 7s. I got two dances. The first was...