Reviews

19 reviews by smartheart

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Quality of girls has improved. ...

Quality of girls has improved. Management even worse than ever though, sadly. Food down in quality. Waitresses surly (for the most part), and more than one has tried to overcharge or shortchange me. And,…

19 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Mixed feelings about this club. Girls are...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Mixed feelings about this club. Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly. Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are not good.…

20 yrs ago

Royal Palace

Washington, D.C., DC

Heard this place had improved so...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out. Still a pit. It is darker, and they've torn up the carpet in part of it to expose the bare floor. These…

20 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Been going downhill for some time....

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Been going downhill for some time. These clubs are all about the dancers, and Good Guys has lost its best ones. What's left is for the most part--with significant exceptions--not anything to get…

20 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

Club's first level has been completely...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of the stage for…

20 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

I think JP's is "back." ...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I think JP's is "back." The good management here finally got rid of most of that portion of the dancers who are unattractive and replaced them with attractive women from elsewhere. If they maintain the…

20 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Alas, the news in September here...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Alas, the news in September here is not good. Stopped in a number of times in the last two weeks and almost half the "girls" on the shifts were older women. This may…

20 yrs ago

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., DC

Good club but management seems to...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Good club but management seems to have slipped in the last few weeks. Online schedule of dancers hasn't bothered to be updated. Phone line with recording of daily schedule of dancers has often…

21 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

Down, down, down......the brief upswing was...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary. Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision of the hiring…

21 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

I don't know why so many...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I don't know why so many are ga-ga over this place. My fifth visit leaves me with the same impression as my first.....plasticized women with zero interest in conversation (unless it is with Grant and Franklin,…

21 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less attractive--instead of fresh and enthusiastic, now tending toward older, been-dancing-too-long types. But the big problem seems to be management breakdowns on some shifts. One waitress downstairs on a Saturday…

21 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

Stopped in again to see if...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they have some new girls and returnees who are attractive and they do seem to have cleaned house of the older, unattractive women.…

21 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

Signs of life here for the...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly improved overall with the addition of some relative hotties who departed Good Guys in one of their latest purges.…

21 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature." Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear bottoms…

21 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

Decline continues. A club simply...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

Decline continues. A club simply CAN'T be good if the dancers are inadequate, and this club's dancers continue to decline in quality. I can't fathom why. This place used to have really cute…

21 yrs ago

JP's

Washington, D.C., DC

Sorry to report my favorite club...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline. The problem is that the stable of dancers has declined sharply in quality. JP's used to have cute college girls and young mothers....and they were friendly. Now, among the…

21 yrs ago

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Persnickety management. Lots of rules...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Persnickety management. Lots of rules even about food and drink. Some nights the vast majority of dancers are black. This is great if that's what you're looking for but I prefer a…

21 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

Ybor Strip continues to be the...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Ybor Strip continues to be the best place in town for my money. Sure if you like fake plastic breasts and a quick, personalityless encounter, go ahead to the places near the Stadium. But if…

21 yrs ago

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, FL

My favorite club in Tampa. Quite a...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

My favorite club in Tampa. Quite a mix of girls. Some 8's, mostly 6's, some 4's. But is the attitude that makes this place great. The girls are not stuck up and realize…

22 yrs ago