Reviews by smartheart
Submit a ReviewGood Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Quality of girls has improved. ...
Quality of girls has improved. Management even worse than ever though, sadly.
Food down in quality. Waitresses surly (for the most part), and more than one has tried to overcharge or shortchange me.
And,…
Dec 7, 2006, 3:53 AM
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
Mixed feelings about this club.
Girls are...
Mixed feelings about this club.
Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly.
Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are not good.…
Jun 15, 2006, 10:36 AM
Royal Palace
1805 Connecticut Ave NW
Washington, DC 20009
Heard this place had improved so...
Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out.
Still a pit.
It is darker, and they've torn up the carpet in part of it to expose the bare floor. These…
Apr 26, 2006, 11:14 AM
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Been going downhill for some time....
Been going downhill for some time. These clubs are all about the dancers, and Good Guys has lost its best ones. What's left is for the most part--with significant exceptions--not anything to get…
Mar 11, 2006, 12:44 PM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Club's first level has been completely...
Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of the stage for…
Feb 13, 2006, 3:58 AM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
I think JP's is "back." ...
I think JP's is "back."
The good management here finally got rid of most of that portion of the dancers who are unattractive and replaced them with attractive women from elsewhere.
If they maintain the…
Dec 27, 2005, 3:32 AM
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Alas, the news in September here...
Alas, the news in September here is not good. Stopped in a number of times in the last two weeks and almost half the "girls" on the shifts were older women. This may…
Sep 16, 2005, 2:54 AM
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Good club but management seems to...
Good club but management seems to have slipped in the last few weeks. Online schedule of dancers hasn't bothered to be updated. Phone line with recording of daily schedule of dancers has often…
Jul 21, 2005, 2:17 PM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Down, down, down......the brief upswing was...
Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary.
Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision of the hiring…
Jul 13, 2005, 6:50 AM
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
I don't know why so many...
I don't know why so many are ga-ga over this place.
My fifth visit leaves me with the same impression as my first.....plasticized women with zero interest in conversation (unless it is with Grant and Franklin,…
Jul 13, 2005, 2:59 AM
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less...
Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less attractive--instead of fresh and enthusiastic, now tending toward older, been-dancing-too-long types. But the big problem seems to be management breakdowns on some shifts. One waitress downstairs on a Saturday…
May 6, 2005, 11:03 AM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Stopped in again to see if...
Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they have some new girls and returnees who are attractive and they do seem to have cleaned house of the older, unattractive women.…
Apr 20, 2005, 5:24 AM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Signs of life here for the...
Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly improved overall with the addition of some relative hotties who departed Good Guys in one of their latest purges.…
Apr 9, 2005, 8:43 PM
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
Likes: Friendly waitresses who take...
Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature."
Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear bottoms…
Dec 16, 2004, 4:12 AM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Decline continues. A club simply...
Decline continues. A club simply CAN'T be good if the dancers are inadequate, and this club's dancers continue to decline in quality. I can't fathom why. This place used to have really cute…
Dec 11, 2004, 4:47 AM
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
Sorry to report my favorite club...
Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline.
The problem is that the stable of dancers has declined sharply in quality.
JP's used to have cute college girls and young mothers....and they were friendly.
Now, among the…
Oct 29, 2004, 3:28 AM
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
Persnickety management. Lots of rules...
Persnickety management. Lots of rules even about food and drink.
Some nights the vast majority of dancers are black. This is great if that's what you're looking for but I prefer a…
Oct 29, 2004, 3:21 AM






