smartheart
Reviews by smartheart
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
reviewed
18 years ago
quality of girls has improved. ...
Quality of girls has improved. Management even worse than ever though, sadly.
Food down in quality. Waitresses surly (for the most part), and more than one has tried to overcharge or shortchange me....
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
reviewed
19 years ago
mixed feelings about this club.
girls are...
Mixed feelings about this club.
Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly.
Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are not good....
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
reviewed
19 years ago
club's first level has been completely...
Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of the stage...
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
reviewed
19 years ago
down, down, down......the brief upswing was...
Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary.
Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision of the...
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
reviewed
20 years ago
going downhill. girls becoming slightly less...
Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less attractive--instead of fresh and enthusiastic, now tending toward older, been-dancing-too-long types. But the big problem seems to be management breakdowns on some shifts. One waitress downstairs on a...
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
reviewed
20 years ago
likes: friendly waitresses who take...
Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature."
Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear...
JP's
2412 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007
reviewed
20 years ago
sorry to report my favorite club...
Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline.
The problem is that the stable of dancers has declined sharply in quality.
JP's used to have cute college girls and young mothers....and they were friendly.
Now, among...
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
reviewed
20 years ago
persnickety management. lots of rules...
Persnickety management. Lots of rules even about food and drink.
Some nights the vast majority of dancers are black. This is great if that's what you're looking for but I prefer...