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Reviews by smartheart

  • review
    18 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    Quality of girls has improved. ...
    Quality of girls has improved. Management even worse than ever though, sadly. Food down in quality. Waitresses surly (for the most part), and more than one has tried to overcharge or shortchange me....
  • review
    18 years ago
    Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
    1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
    Mixed feelings about this club. Girls are...
    Mixed feelings about this club. Girls are reasonably attractive and moderately friendly. Space is problematic. Downstairs (main floor) is long, narrow room with low ceiling....could be better lit....views of stages are not good....
  • review
    18 years ago
    Royal Palace
    1805 Connecticut Ave NW Washington, DC 20009
    Heard this place had improved so...
    Heard this place had improved so went back to check it out. Still a pit. It is darker, and they've torn up the carpet in part of it to expose the bare floor. ...
  • review
    18 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    Been going downhill for some time....
    Been going downhill for some time. These clubs are all about the dancers, and Good Guys has lost its best ones. What's left is for the most part--with significant exceptions--not anything to...
  • review
    18 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    Club's first level has been completely...
    Club's first level has been completely redone. One stage for two dancers has replaced two separate stages for one dancer each. Seating has been revamped, including "bar" seating directly in front of the stage...
  • review
    19 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    I think JP's is "back." ...
    I think JP's is "back." The good management here finally got rid of most of that portion of the dancers who are unattractive and replaced them with attractive women from elsewhere. If they maintain...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    Alas, the news in September here...
    Alas, the news in September here is not good. Stopped in a number of times in the last two weeks and almost half the "girls" on the shifts were older women. This...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Good Guys
    2311 Wisconsin Ave Washington, DC 20007
    Good club but management seems to...
    Good club but management seems to have slipped in the last few weeks. Online schedule of dancers hasn't bothered to be updated. Phone line with recording of daily schedule of dancers has...
  • review
    19 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    Down, down, down......the brief upswing was...
    Down, down, down......the brief upswing was temporary. Some cuties here but many of the girls you'd be more likely to tip to keep their clothes ON than off. Radical and permanant revision of the...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Mons Venus
    2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy Tampa, FL 33607
    I don't know why so many...
    I don't know why so many are ga-ga over this place. My fifth visit leaves me with the same impression as my first.....plasticized women with zero interest in conversation (unless it is with Grant and...
  • review
    19 years ago
    Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
    1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
    Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less...
    Going downhill. Girls becoming slightly less attractive--instead of fresh and enthusiastic, now tending toward older, been-dancing-too-long types. But the big problem seems to be management breakdowns on some shifts. One waitress downstairs on a...
  • review
    19 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    Stopped in again to see if...
    Stopped in again to see if improvement continued. As previously reported, they have some new girls and returnees who are attractive and they do seem to have cleaned house of the older, unattractive...
  • review
    19 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    Signs of life here for the...
    Signs of life here for the first time in a long time. Dancers are slightly improved overall with the addition of some relative hotties who departed Good Guys in one of their latest...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
    422 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
    Likes: Friendly waitresses who take...
    Likes: Friendly waitresses who take care of you; halfway decent looking dancers though a number are "mature." Dislikes: Dancers might be considered "clothed" as other reviewers have pointed out since they wear...
  • review
    20 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    Decline continues. A club simply...
    Decline continues. A club simply CAN'T be good if the dancers are inadequate, and this club's dancers continue to decline in quality. I can't fathom why. This place used to have really...
  • review
    20 years ago
    JP's
    2412 Wisconsin Ave NW Washington, DC 20007
    Sorry to report my favorite club...
    Sorry to report my favorite club is in decline. The problem is that the stable of dancers has declined sharply in quality. JP's used to have cute college girls and young mothers....and they were friendly. Now, among...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
    1520 K St NW Washington, DC 20005
    Persnickety management. Lots of rules...
    Persnickety management. Lots of rules even about food and drink. Some nights the vast majority of dancers are black. This is great if that's what you're looking for but I prefer...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Scarlett's Ybor Strip
    3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
    Ybor Strip continues to be the...
    Ybor Strip continues to be the best place in town for my money. Sure if you like fake plastic breasts and a quick, personalityless encounter, go ahead to the places near the Stadium. But...
  • review
    20 years ago
    Scarlett's Ybor Strip
    3819 E 7th Ave Tampa, FL 33605
    My favorite club in Tampa. Quite a...
    My favorite club in Tampa. Quite a mix of girls. Some 8's, mostly 6's, some 4's. But is the attitude that makes this place great. The girls are not stuck up and...