Reviews by Dain

This was my first visit in years. The lighting has been improved; there are booths lining the back now, and there are no tablecloths on the tables along one wall. (The tablecloths...

This was my first visit since March 2020. It may be my penultimate visit if the next one is as bad. No girl was over a 6; most had more poundage on...

After 90 minutes of frustration at the Jetstrip, I drove the short distance to KH VIII, my default club for a climactic afternoon. I wasn't disappointed. The all-black cast put on...

When I came in, a slim, tall girl was on stage; she was new to me. I immediately got a hard-on. Just to make sure that she came over to sit with...

The two girls in my previous review were not there, to my disappointment. Five were new to me; only Danielle the veteran helped. Four of the five were relatively petite, brunette, only...

The day after Christmas I was driving by on the CA 57 and decided to drop by this place. The entry fee was $10. Three girls were dancing, all of them--how shall...

I was one of the few guys in the club. Two girls new for me were dancing. Mariah is very sweet, 5'2" without boots, and 21. I approached her while she...

This visit was my first disappointment with KH VIII. All the girls were way overweight, although one was quite pretty. I was ready to watch, jack, eat, and spend. I waited...

Aitia--at least that's the way her name sounds--is slim, pretty, and 25. She was the only such girl today at the club, so she was by far my preference. A few minutes...

On a recent Tuesday afternoon, I visited for the first time in at least six months. All the girls were new to me. Several I'd rate an 8. After I saw...

Admission was only $6 on TR afternoon. The girls were only ordinary. The best-looking by far wore a T-shirt that said Bitch. She was. Her dance was perfunctionary and not...

It's been about 6 months since I've indulged. But I felt a great need to taste clity. So where else to go but KH8? Among the girls to whom I talked,...

After recommending this club numerous times, I have got to issue a WARNING now. Saturday late afternoon, I wen to its sister club, King Henry VIII. It was closed for renovation, and...

Since the previous Wednesday afternoon had such a good list of girls (about 15), I decided to visit the Jetstrip. When the parking lot was almost empty, I was apprehensive. When I...

Recently I went here, for the first time, on a Sunday night. About ten of the girls I had never seen. Three were wearing a new kind of outfit: just a...

Early Tuesday afternoon, after a fruitless visit to the Jetstrip, I went down to reliable King Henry VIII. At he Jetstrip, only three girls were dancing. Ruby is a very attractive Hispanic with large...

Another of my irregular visits to the Urban Lay, gentlemen--er, I mean the Tropical Lei. After the $15 fee (without the free pass from the last time), and after the eye-adjustment, I...

About two weeks ago on a Tuesday, I entered the club (no fee) about 12:05 PM, just when it opened. Girls started to appear on stage at 15 after. The first, a...

My latest visit to the T "Lay" was a success, as usual. Previously, I had gotten a BJ from charms, a pretty Hispanic with an excellent body. About five weeks ago, almost...

On a visit about two weeks ago, I had another great time! First was BAMBI, mid-20s, from Trinidad, 5'6" and 150, with an excellent wig and a (fake) pout. Heer tithes are natural...

Saturday afternoon I "danced" with three girls. I luv new ones, and they were all new to me--and to the club. EXOTIC as the last one. She's from Puerto Rico, early...

Several weeks ago, I went to my old standby. As usual, there were a lot of girls whom I had not yet met. One of them was REDD. She's mid 20s,...

On a recent Tuesday afternoon, I paid the $15 entry fee. After my eyes adjusted, I saw that most of the girls were older ladies, some with a postpartum belly, but all were...

On a Sunday night in the middle of January, I visited this club again. It was a great disappointment. When I had called for the line-up, Jennifer, the bartender, named seven girls...