Reviews by DaYooper

This club is an oasis of Las Vegas in the midwest in terms of coolness. Too bad most of the girls cannot compare. Yes there are about three Vegas style girls working here…

Well I know I've been going here too often when I recogonize so many of the early morning (6 am shift) girls. Some of these are grinders in more ways than one. The…

I visited the horse on Friday night (actually 4 am Saturday) and it was busy but no line to get in. The rhino still had a line at that time so I had my…

Spent two nights at the Rhino. Quality of most girls is as good as ever. But strangely there are a handful of girls that shouldn't be there so pick your dancers. The…

I think the second string was working the couple days before Christmas. The main feedback I want to post is to avoid the Russian girls. I tried three Russians and all were unfriendly…

Visited on a weekday for the lunch special -- no cover and eight bucks will get you two beers and a sandwhich -- quite a good deal. After your done with lunch the beers…

Visited about 4 AM to 7 AM on a weeknight. The cover was $20 at this time. I was told the cover ends at 10 AM for the lunch crowd. The place…

Visited on a weeknight about 1 AM. If I remember correctly the cover was $20. Not as many hot chicks here as Rhino but just had to look harder and wait for the…

Since I was going right past this club on the Illinois Toll Road I decided to stop and check it out. If you want to chug a couple beers before entering then keep going…

Recently checked out HB once again on a Friday night. The talent was quite good but certainly not excellent. I really like eastern european girls and of course this place specializes in this…

Excellent looking girls working at this club -- nearly all 8s & 9s -- during my primetime Friday night visit. And this club has the same rules as Las Vegas clubs. So why…

Visited Friday early (5 to 10 PM) and Saturday late (11 to 3 AM). Friday was MUCH better. In fact Saturday I left with most all my money still in my pocket.…

Rhino is now the best club in Vegas. It's run very professionally and the bouncers are helpful and courteous. There are some tens working here but they are used to making a hell…

I've been here three times in the past year. Guys BE CAREFUL here what you drink. Personally I like to drink quite a bit at strip clubs but twice now I've had a…

On a sunday night visit there were four or five girls working ranging from 5 to 7. And there were about ten or twelve customers. I expected better based on the previous reviews.…

Pretty cool place. Very large building but not a cold atmosphere. I liked it and will return. BYOB and a twelve dollar cover with a "special feature" dancer who was a former…

Well guys if you look at my list of reviews I normally don't share names of the best dancers but I'm going to make an exception here. The reason is because I hate this…

Spent a few hours at the Rhino last night. Excellent variety of ladies at this establishment. Several of the ladies were MORE than happy to sit on my lap and chat for extended…

Vistited on Friday afternoon. No cover charge until 6 or 7 PM and then it's seven bucks. This is a very well managed and operated club. The place has an excellent feel…

Man the quality of girls here has really deteriorated over the last couple years. There are still a couple cuties but nothing like the old days. Natasha has a lot of positive attitude…

Visited on a Monday night after football and many beers. Quickly grabbed one over to the front room and was not at all impressed with her skills -- one of those girls trying too…

I was disappointed with my visit this year compared to a year ago. The number of girls did apparently increase but the quality decreased unfortunately. I walked round and round looking for the…

Made my first visit to SSS. It has a very comfortable atmosphere -- sort of a small town bar friendliness. Seems like all the employees are truly enjoying their jobs and everyone gets…

This is a strange club -- from the layout to the girls. Very small L shape room with a wall of mirrors on the long side behind the narrow dance area. On a…

I was disappointed at the quality of the girls here. Also hurts that this club cannot sell any alcohol. They might have looked a little better after a few drinks. But all…