Reviews by SPMKE

Driving by and I hadn't been at DJ's lately so I wanted to see if it had changed at all. Not a very big crowd for a friday cover is $5 and beer are $3 girls run the spectrum in looks & size. Even mix of black & white. 2 song sets & most were nude for the 2nd song. Last time I was there lap dances were lame I'm glad to report they have improved a great deal. I will be back.

I get thru East Dub on Mondays & the River Queen is the only place open the crowd dancers & atmosphere vary from week to week. Beer is still cheap and they do not soak you big $$ for dancers drinks. Every week there is a new group of dancers that range from I shouldn't be doing this, to this is just another stop on the Midwest strip club circet or I'm just getting started and the R Queen is always hiring. Very few regulars. The oddest thing happened last night the furnace went out so they moved the entire operation to the Box Office across the street. Now the that qualify as a "Road Show."

It's out in the middle of nowhere but it is easy to find just 4-5 miles north of 151 & the Bristol St. exit. This is the best the Madison area has to offer. Friendly but busy bartender so sometimes you may have to wait to get a drink. Prices are of $4 for a beer. This place has a good mix of dancers and they get nude in a hurry and get you up close and personal at the stage. Lap dances are $20 with good but not excessive contact and one way touching only. Like I said the best the Madison area has to offer.

Haven't here in a long time. Got sick of sliping & sliding on I-94 so stopped in for a break. Things have changed there is a back room with a small bar, pool table and couches I don't know if this is a place for private parties or what. Beer is $4.50 & soda is less. Dances are $15 and worth it if you find the right dancer it's really worth it. The night I was there they had a dancer for just about everyones taste, barbie doll type, slim, a little plump, black and busty. Most of the dancers stopped & talked with no high pressure for a dance. At $15 per dance you can afford to find which type is best for you. Shooters will have to be a stop as I go from Milwaukee to the Twin Cities.

Great looking dancers nice clean club but the attitude of employees and dancers is the reason I will think twice before stopping in as I go by. Last time I was there as soon as I walked the the door the strip club police held me up for a $10 cover, I don't mind cover charges but when I'm the 3rd person there @ 9:30 pm don't have the attitude that I'm doing you a favor by paying the cover charge. The dancers are great looking and give good shows for tips but when they come around and ask for a dance it's like you owe them a over priced $40 air dance. Like I said beautiful dancers great looking club but a bad attitude.

This place is impossible to find if your not from the area. They do not serve alcohol and you need a drink after the drive to get here. Almost nobody was here late Monday night so the dancers didn't dance much and when they did they didn't go nude just pulled there thong to the side. One positve was all three dancers were good looking and on the slim side. I did one private which was very mechanical. If I'm ever in the area again It better be during day light so I can see where I'm going otherwise I'll stay on I-90.

Just like the name it a bar and a restaurant and their also is a stage where really good looking girls will dance half naked for your pleasure. The good is the quality of girls no playmate material but no dancers who do not belong. The dances are done at your table with very little contact by the dancer and absolutely none by you. A Full menu and the food is great with excellent service. The bad is the place is a litte hard to find for a out of towner.

I visited on week night atmosphere is great the only negative is I hate it when someone follows me into the Mens room watches me do my duty then offers me soap and a towel. I know you have a job to do but there are some things I want to do in private. Along with the atmosphere the dancers are top notch. I recognized one set of DDDs from another club she used to work at let me tell you it was great seeing the complete package here and not just the top half like at the other club. If you are coming from the Green Bay area beware of the speed trap in Rosendale. 25 means 25 or you will not have $$ for lap dances.

No two ways about it you can have more fun at Phipps with a handful of ones than you can with a couple of $100.00 at most clubs. Got there early on Sat and there was a crowd of us that just got off the golf course. Soon the music started and out came the dollars at the stage. Dancers dance 3 to 4 songs usually by the end of the 2nd they are naked as a jay bird and will wrap their legs around your neck and soon you will get up close and personal. All that for a couple of dollars, I can't wait for hunting season.

You have to know the area to find this place its out in the middle of nowhere and not on any major highway. But once you find it, its a nice place to unwind. No centerfold types but good lookin friendly dancers who will sit and talk and not ask you to buy them drinks which is refreshing. The girls were all real no bolt ons which is unusual these days. I was there on a week night and it was slow. One of the girls said Fri & Sat are the crazy nights. Didn't try a dance cuz of time and $$ but will next time.

Came in on a slow night. Dancers were all 6,7,8 & 9's $10.00 cover includes 2 soft drinks. Stage shows were great. I got the full alphabet treatment I started with Angel then Isabella and finished up with Zoey. Lap dances are $25 in main room or 3 for $55 in the back room. Trust me the 3 for $55 are worth it. Thanks again Angel, I will be back.

Haven't stopped in over a year. I like Shakers because of the looks of the dancers a overwieght dancer here is slim by other clubs. Like it was said in a earler review every one can see every one else in the lap dance area so nothng goes on. That being said when its happy hour and you get 2 songs for $20 and you have two beautiful ta-tas in your hands who cares what anyone else is doing you just enjoy the ride.

First time there paid cover walked in and sat for 3 songs no waitress or dancer approached me. Plenty of eye candy in the form of long legged and enhanced blondes. But being a bikini club kind of sucks. Instead of dying of thirst I decided to cut my losses and leave. If I come back I guess I'll have to be a little more aggressive.

The name says it all this place is a paradise! I deduct one point for being right across the street from the cop shop. Plenty of parking beers are 3-5 bucks and the girls even give you recomendations on local places to stay. Girls of all shapes Vanity you have to feel them to make sure they are real, Chocolate and Unique not an once of fat on these two put a couple of bucks on stage and you get a nose full. Privates are $20 and well worth it. One told me I could rub it but don't insert. The high lite was Tasha she knows which buttons to push and she pushes them well she even did some exploration up the leg of my gold shorts but no holes in one at the club. I can't wait till I'm back in southern MN.

My first visit stopped in the outer bar & had to ask where thedancers were. Went back to the back room and I wish I could have stayed longer. I got two dances one was good but she was cautious the 2nd girl started by saying, this is my first night here & I don't know the rules so lets make them up as we go. We made up some great rules.

Came in on a Fri. Afternoon just wanted to have a beer & get back on the road. A dancer comes over & sits on my lap & asks for a drink, I say ok she then wants a VIP I'm not interested. We compromise & do a lap dance and after 2 she starts selling the VIP instead of dancing. In the end I get charged for 3 dances plus a tip for her then a tip for the door girl. This got very expensive very quick. But she was good lookin!

Stopped early on a Wed. $8.00 cover and $6.00 coke in a 8 oz. plastic glass so I'm out $14.00 b-4 I even sit down and I was the only guy in the place. 2 dancers both were good looking and friendly but the rules they live by are no fun! They have to cover up b-4 they rub there boobs all over the top of your head. Lap dances were $20.00 but contained more dirty talk in your ear than contact. The girls were good looking though.

Noticed this place when the remote parking van pulled into the lot next door. This has got to be one of Milwaukee's best kept secrets. All the girls were attractive and not over sized. I didn't have the funds for a private but next time I will.

No 2 ways about it Phipps is a very fun club. It's the only club I know where a good time is a sure thing as long as you have plenty of ones and a good thirst. Just sit at the stage and you can have more fun than in any VIP in Wisconsin. I almost left w/o getting a lap dance until a very tanned blonde came up to me any reminded me that I could "pet the pups", an off we went.

Stopped on a slow Sun eve on my way to the Twin Cities. Atmosphere is A OK and the girls are friendly and by the 2nd song gave a great view of the goods. Didn't try VIP but was told it was all air. Allison (sp ?) was great company for a weary traveler.

This place seems to be in a rut lately. New camera system new rules for dancers and fines if the break them. All this adds up to not as much fun as the past. To make matters worse they raised the cost of private dances to $25.00. I don't mind the 5 bucks but why pay more for less fun. Don't blame the girls they are trying but it's hard to enjoy yourself when you are constantly looking over your shoulder.

I've always had bad luck at this club so I stopped in on my way home thinking it would be the same again I beer & leave. Boy was I wrong a petite black dancer named Monet ? who I recognized from the other club sat down for a pleasant conversation. Then its back for a dance which are $25.00 but done in a separate room with very comfortable love seats. Monet wasted very little time getting reaquainted and gave a very GFE dance. Here a thought this would be my last visit now I'll have to come up with more excuses for not getting home on time. Thanks Monet.

Haven't been the ED since basketball season ended. They have fixed the place up abit. Paint, carpet, different chairs and cleaned up the rest room. I was their early so not many dancers but the lap dances seemed to be the same as before but this could change when more people show up. Place looks nice keep up the good work.

This place is out in the middle of no where. Good sized stage and good looking dancers no 10's but no over weight dancers either. All were friendly and appreciated the attention on a slow Thurs. night. Most were topless by the end of the 1st song, then 2 with a thong with flashes and the 4th was nude. $3.00 cover and $3.00 beers. I could stay long so I can not comment on the lap dances but I saw enough to bring me back.

This place can get crazy from time to time. Fill it up with deer hunters or snowmobilers and it can be a wild time. My last visit came during the quite time of the year (after snowmobiling & b-4 fishing) and I'm glad to report the fun and the quality of girls is as good as the busy times. Get their b-4 6pm and save the cover charge. Some girls will give you a better dance for a tip at the stage then you can get in a VIP @ other clubs. One dancer was proud to show off her freshly shaved pu**y to everyone at the bar b-4 she got on stage. All in all Phipps is a Northwoods insTITTution that I hope will never change.