Reviews

I'm baffeled by the poor ratings of this club. I frequent this place, usually between 5 and 8 PM and find the dancers to consistantly be young, beautiful Brazilians. The girls don't push excessively…

Hard to believe that no one else has reviewed this place since my last attempt. I have to do it now because the changes since my last review are all negative. The (only)…

While this is essentially a neighborhood bar with dancing girls, they are beautiful and friendly girls. The barmaids are equally great.
I can understand how someone walking in for the first time might…

Here's an improvement for Irvington. . . Ember's has new ownership. All Brazilian dancers. Cleaned up a bit. Other changes to come. Judy, formerly barmaid at Twins then at After Dark is…

Strange happenings at Round Valley. Owner is fed-up with Brazilian and Russian dancers. Claims he will hire only American girls. That seems like an improvement, although there will be a few South…

I've been dropping in here since the club opened six months ago. So far I've given them the benefit of being new. I've had enogh. The place sucks.
I've been served warm beer,…

This is one of Paterson's best strip bars. That alone may not be strong praise since the others are poor. This place is small with up to six dancers. They…

This is a small club with about twice as many 'dancers' as barstools. The dollar demand is extremely annoying, even from the barmaid.
If one has the ability to resist feeding the hogs,…

This is the old Slappy's. They've cleaned it up a bit but most importantly, they've dropped most of the older fuglies. There are fewer dancers per shift but the quality is excellent.…

Just about your average Jersey titty bar. Large bar with large stage within. Normally 12-20 gals dancing, if that's what you want to call it. They press hard for that $ tip.…

Flash out of today's newspaper !
Raided Saturday night. Charges range from marijuana possession, to watered down drinks, to underage drinking, to a 15 year old go-go dancer.
Owner and several dancers were arrested.
Sounds like this…

The place finally reopened yesterday after some renovations. Basically a well needed cleaning, but still the same crappy barstools.
Because of the reopening party, it was crowded. A few new gals were there. Better…