Reviews

The Good- Plenty of dancers per patron. During most of my afternoon visit, dancers outnumbered customers. The dancers averaged a solid 7 today with a mix of latin, european and Brazilian. The barmaids were efficient…

16 yrs ago

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue...

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You can sit down…

16 yrs ago

Foxtail Go Go

Manville, NJ

Stopped by after not having been...

Stopped by after not having been there for 6 months. Not much has changed. It is a friendly local place with plenty of TVs (sports), decent looking women and cold beer. Decided to take one of…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, NJ

Stopped in for the first time...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped in for the first time in 6 months. Everything seems to be much the same although the contact with the dancers at the bar has increased. I think management is looking the other way…

Delilah's Den

Manville, NJ

Haven't been to this place for...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Haven't been to this place for years. Visited in the afternoon. Two girls, both were 7-8. Neighborhood is not a problem, barmaid was pleasant. Had a dance with a brunette. Dance was not bad but…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, NJ

This is a difficult one to...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This is a difficult one to review since it is not a strip club but a peepshow plus. Visited during the afternoon. There were 6-8 girls working with the average rating a six. There was…

Rumors

Roxbury, NJ

A solid low key club with...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

A solid low key club with a local feel to it. The upsides are young, good looking dancers that are generally friendly. The girls are mostly brazilian. You can expect a certqain amount of hustle…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, NJ

Have not been here for a...

Have not been here for a while. The place has been cleaned up quite a bit but it still retains a hole in the wall feel. It seems more American girls are working there as…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Bottom line- Not a bad place...

Bottom line- Not a bad place if your expectations are low but not worth travelling out of your way. Stopped by midweek in the evening. Dancers are attractive enough and friendly but is definately not a…

Oasis

Philadelphia, PA

Visited before a flight out of...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Visited before a flight out of Philadelphia. The club is minutes away from the airport hotels. I would not make a special visit but if you are in the area it is a solid bet. Girls…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, NJ

Not a complete waste of time...

Not a complete waste of time but not worth traveling to either. Mostly eastern european and brazilian dancers the night I visited. Most were in the 5-7 range with perhaps an 8 in the mix. Although…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, NJ

Visited recently on a weeday afternoon....

Visited recently on a weeday afternoon. Still basically the same old Breeze Inn. Slightly updated facilities. The best new addition is a few new dancers in addition to the same old (mostly 35 plus age…

Hot Lap Dance

New York, NY

This club is good but different....

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This club is good but different. It is laid back and lower pressure than most especially for New York City. There are plenty of places to sit with comfortable couches. No lquor is seved but…

Hot Lap Dance

New York, NY

This place is about as good...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This place is about as good as it gets. Nice loft and relaxed atmosphere. Only small downside is location. The city is a bit of a pain to get to and the area the club…

La-La's Gentlemens Club

Bound Brook, NJ

The quality of the dancers seems...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The quality of the dancers seems to have gone downhill. The place is definately slower than it used to be and is probably related to the overall downward trend of the place. That said, the club…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

The place itself is a dive...

The place itself is a dive but it is in a safe area and the girls can be surprisingly attractive. The girls range in looks from 4-8. There is a separate room for lap dances.…

Cheeks Tavern

Eastampton, NJ

If this place were not so...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

If this place were not so far off the beaten path I would rate it a 9 and I would nver rate a place a 10 on genereral principle. The girls in this place are mainly…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, NJ

This place just underwent a facelift....

This place just underwent a facelift. New paint on the walls, new owners, but same dancers and same atmosphere. Dancers- 5-7 Mostly Brazilian, many with a few too many years on them Atmosphere- 5-6 A dive…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, MI

This place is near Detroit Metro...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

This place is near Detroit Metro Airport but off the beaten path a bit. The neighbourhood and parking are fine. Inside is worn looking but there are some intersting girls. Mostly white 21-35 and average…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

This club is located about 10...

This club is located about 10 minutes from the Detroit Metro Airport. The club is kind of a hole in the wall, run down and dark. There were some semi-attractive girls dancing when I visited recently.…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, NJ

This club is relatively safe and...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This club is relatively safe and is off a main road (Springfield Avenue). It is on the run down side and that includes both the facility and the dancers. The girls are mostly late 30s-…

Angels

Elizabeth, NJ

Not a bad club. Mostly Brazilian...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Not a bad club. Mostly Brazilian and some European. Girls are friendly and the hustle is not too bad. Private dances are available, YMMV. Neighborhood is iffy, not the kind of area you want to…

Smiles II

Roxbury, NJ

Pretty run of the mill place....