Reviews by Stuno

I think this is the best club in the Fort Walton area, primarily because everyone is friendly. Sammy's dancer's on average may be a little hotter, but there are hot women here, and they and the…

Stopped in recently on a Thursday after work around 6:30 and I can confidently state that Visions is still the class act in the metro NO area. This is as much because despite the Bourbon St. reputation,…

Went to this club for the first time in a couple of years a week ago, and not much has changed.Good neighborhood club, clean non-threatening environment, have never seen it very crowded but always has…

Finally had a chance to visit Mons Venus on a recent trip to Tampa (actually visited twice once on Monday afternoon then again on Wednesday evening)and I was not disappointed. The girls were hot and…

I was on my first visit to Key West in years and had some time to kill in the afternoon. I remembered Teaser's as being a much better club with MUCH prettier dancers, but they…

I liked this place a lot. A friend and I went and neither of us had been before or even heard of it except for this site. The place looks like a dump from the…

Drove to this club from Orlando and I liked it, dancers were mostly 7-9 and very friendly. Lap dances in VIP were $20.00 with decent mileage (as always depends on the girl). I think that…

As stated by other reviewers this place is limited by the strict laws of the area. Some did make it sound worse then it was, dances were strictly of the table variety but the dancers…

I had been to this club once before and it was a lot better than this visit. Probably an off night but there was really only one dancer that I would rate higher than a…

In my last review, I neglected to review the best part, the private dances. I got a few private dances from Jessica (more later). The private dance area here consists of individual fairly private rooms…

I would have to disagree with the last author about this place heading downhill, I have been to this club before with mixed results. This visit was my first since they've reopened the addition (was…

I recently visited this place for the first time in almost 10 years. The last time I was here was during Sturgis and the place was hopping at 1 in the afternoon. There were 7…

This club is fairly small and is oddly arranged. The distance from the door to the bar (located at the very rear) is about 50 feet, but the place is only about 15 feet wide.…

What others have said is true, the women here are stunning but come only for the view. I have been to clubs all over the country and I would rank these girls among the best…

This is a pretty fun if not particularly well maintained club (it looks a bit rundown), despite not having a private dance area. On the night I visited (a Wednesday) there were about 10 dancers…

I've been to this club a few times and it is really a mixed bag. It looks pretty scary from the outside, just a large steel building with a string of white Xmas lights around…

Went here last Saturday, and maybe it was the fact that LSU was playing that night, but the place was dead. This is generally the best club in Metairie (dubious praise) but on this particular…

I really liked this club and will stop anytime I am in the area. I stopped in about 9 on a Wednesday and there were 7 girls there (5-8). Unfortunately there were 3, 5s and…

Not a bad club, there were 10 girls working the night I stopped in ranging from 6 to 8, with one 9.5. Dan's right it's a young blue-collar crowd but friendly enough. Unfortunatly I could…

This club was originally an excellent local club (8), then it was sold and became a Gold Club, it then lost some of it's local flavor and energy. The dancers were just as good looking…

This is a good neighberhood club, reasonably priced drinks and pretty (6-8), friendly (no extras however) dancers. Good place for an afternoon winddown or meeting place for a big night out. But I definitely see…

This is not a male dancer club, but in all honesty it may as well be. The best dancer in the place may have been a 6 (tops). Dancers appeared to hang with the regulars…

First the good news- the drinks are reasonably priced. Now the bad news- everything else. This club is dirty and run down plus it smells bad, and that's just the dancers! Seriously, I was there…

Sammy's is a very consistent club. I only go there about twice a year (usually during the afternoon) but every time the dancers average about a 7 and there is always at least 1 that…

New Orleans since Katrina is like a frontier gold rush town, not many families, lots of contractors and laborers who all go out looking for a good time and apparently all go to Visions. This…