Reviews

After a few years away from the clubs, I recently found myself itching for a young ass in my lap. Of course Covid has put a damper on my options. Driving through Lansing…

5 yrs ago

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, IL

Best option close to Ohare

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I found myself with a early flight out Friday morning so started my vacation early with a trip to Scores. Used to visit frequently years ago. It has gone down hill a little…

6 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, MI

College girls stay the same age!

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Sometimes when in town on business, I just want a change of pace from the Flight Club. There, I am one of dozens of men with hundreds or thousands of dollars to drop.…

6 yrs ago

Allure

Mississauga, ON

Mariah

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I try to stop in every time I am in Toronto which unfortunately is not very often! Easy to call for appointment, I had several girls to choose from. The location is very safe and…

6 yrs ago1

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, MI

A chnage of pace

★★★★★★★4.0/10

My trips to Detroit used to be Penthouse only back in the day. Last few have been disappointing across the street at FC despite my large budget. So I thought I would change…

7 yrs ago

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, ON

Bachelor party for 20 year old

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Being from Detroit, I have plenty of local options without the trouble of a bridge crossing. However, last weekend was a buddy's bachelor party and his brother throwing the party was only 20 so…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, MI

Standard Deja Vu With Bonus Of College Girls

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

After a many year absence from the area, I found myself in town with time to kill on a Friday afternoon. Not much has changed here. Same layout, same tame dances compared to…

Coz's Eight Ball Lounge

Cadillac, MI

Stay on freeway bypass next time!

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

First trip here in over a decade. Not much has changed! I felt surprisingly unwelcome as a man who clearly had more money in my pocket than all the locals in the place…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, MI

Dances are getting better

It has been a few years since business brought me to GR. I was pleasantly surprised with the talent and contact available compared to last visit. About 6-8 girls working...most average with one…

Astro Lounge

Rock Springs, WY

"World Famous" is a bit of a stretch

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Traveling across countries and needed a pit stop. A bit tricky to find from the highway. Seems like a locals bar with strippers. As I clearly was dressed like an out of…

Déjà Vu Saginaw

Saginaw, MI

Best DJV experience in awhile

So I am not usually a fan of Deja Vu chain. Seems to "factory like"... with the machines in the dance booths and girls who know the rules and have figured out volume…

9 yrs ago2

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, LA

Strike out again on Bourbon

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I have given up on afternoons on Bourbon Street. My schedule makes it easier to visit the clubs in the afternoon than the evening. Once again disappointment. The club layout is fine…

Velvet Touch

Burton, MI

Always regret stopping!

★★★★★★★3.7/10

Horny on a trip up I-75 and I couldn't help myself. This is not a strip club. It is a dirty bookstore with peep shows right off the highway. They may have lap…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, MI

Worth a try

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Stuck in town during a snow storm and thought I'd give this place another try. So so set-up, cute bartender (best looking girl in the place). 3 dancers on for the afternoon, only…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, MI

Friday nights only

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I recall a great weekend here a few years back so I tried the Vu again when in town on business. While last time I recall young toned college bodies (it was at night…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, MI

Sunday afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I had planned on a quick trip to the Love Boutique to pick up a few things for the lady at home. To my surprise, the club was open at 3:00 on a Sunday…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, IN

Got lucky this time

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I try to stop by the Hugger when passing through town for business. Usually I leave smelling like smoke and a bit disappointed. Yes your money goes a long way here, but most…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, IN

Worth the break from 94 traffic

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

On my way into Chicago for business, I was trapped in a backup on 94. Figured since I was going to be late into town anyway, I might as well enjoy some naked young…

Stars Sports Bar & Adult Entertainment

Muskegon Heights, MI

Maybe better at night?

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Only seem to be in Muskegon during the afternoons. Stars is open on Friday afternoons only. Found a very sparse crowd of what seemed to be regulars mostly shooting pool and paying a…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, MI

Better than average Vu

Downsides: This is a Vu. All the expected stuff that makes me dislike Deja Vu's. The machines and lights in the lap dance room. The corporate feel to it all. And…