Reviews by unclefester

I have to say, this place has the best prime rib of any strip clubs i have been to in a long time. Very inexpensive, and very delicious. Also, a great place to…

Was there a couple weeks ago. Same girl that made me spew last time, did the same thing this time. She didn't seem to remember me, which is funny, as I got the…

Was here two weeks ago. Contact is nice, but it's always a shame that it has to be compared to its neighbor to the north. Not so fun anymore. I give it…

Went by Archibalds last night, late night. Had a decent time after the Redskins victory. Highlight was an Indian/Ethiopian mixed lady named Crystal. She was gorgeous. Great smile. I would…

For what it is, the Crystal City Restaurant is OK. It's typical VA, with pasties and bottoms. I don't like pasties, but I think they have some pretty decent looking girls here, they…

Once again, went to the playhouse and it did not disappoint. Got 3 dances from a blonde Brazilian woman, and she certainly was up to the challenge of trying to make me leave happy.…

For those that like a hands-on experience, this is your place. I recently was there, and had the dance of a lifetime. First off, the bar surrounds two mini-stages, where girls dance somewhat…