Reviews by nomorethreeputts
Submit a ReviewGold Club
777 N White Station Rd
Memphis, TN 38122
I recently hit gold club after...
I recently hit gold club after a long abscence from the scene. I wound up with a hot ebony girl named approprately ebony. Based on prior reviews I bought the upsell 3 dance, but quickly…
Sep 15, 2009, 12:00 AM
Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club
3209 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23704
Okay - if you look at...
Okay - if you look at my reviews you know that i always go back to the well in a dry spell. and ff has never let me doiwn. nut, this time they…
Sep 10, 2009, 12:00 AM
Pure Platinum
2353 Pacific Hwy, San Diego, CA 92101, USA*
I went to pure platinum last...
I went to pure platinum last week. First time is last. Club is big and has a ton of potential. But, current format is bad. Dancers are very low brow. Every one either was covered…
May 13, 2009, 12:00 AM
Cheaters
245 Allens Ave
Providence, RI 02905
You know what they say about...
You know what they say about going back to the well??? I went to Cheaters Sunday, after a great review last time, and was a little disappointed. There were a few 9's walking around,…
Aug 7, 2008, 12:00 AM
Cheaters
245 Allens Ave
Providence, RI 02905
Guys: I have abunch...
Guys: I have abunch of reviews on here and this is my first for cheaters. Look the prvious reviews whined about streets and time to get there. Be honest -- what…
Jul 15, 2008, 12:00 AM
Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club
3209 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23704
What is up with this place....
What is up with this place. I have noticed a steady decline over the past two years. Went in and they only had 1 girl available. Might have been another on shift,…
Jul 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Krystal Cabaret
3936 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23702
Just back from sea, and stopped...
Just back from sea, and stopped by the old haunt. Not too good this time. Only 3 dancers, one with tiny tits and big ass, a brown girl with a huge ass and…
Jul 8, 2008, 12:00 AM
Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club
422 23rd St S
Arlington, VA 22202
Stoppeb by last week for the...
Stoppeb by last week for the first time and really thought this was a great idea. This is a great place to have dinner and look at pretty women. It is not really…
Sep 3, 2007, 12:00 AM
Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club
3209 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23704
I recently returned to my old...
I recently returned to my old hauntig grounds after an extended, military induced, absence. I had a series (5-10) of decent dances by a cute white chick named Tammi. It was okay, but…
Aug 31, 2007, 12:00 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Most beautiful girls in town. ...
Most beautiful girls in town. Pure viewing pleasure, as there is no grinding allowed. Still well worth the cover. There was a tall, leggy, surgically enhanced blonde who put on quite a…
Apr 24, 2007, 12:00 AM
Clancy's
1220 E Little Creek Rd
Norfolk, VA 23518
I agree with slash -- this...
I agree with slash -- this place is good to have a beer and look at a few pretty ladies. But so is Hooters and they have better wings. The gals here are…
Mar 2, 2007, 12:06 PM
Headlights Gentlemen's Club
1428 George Washington Hwy N
Chesapeake, VA 23323
After the excoriation by redrocks, I...
After the excoriation by redrocks, I decided to give JBG another try. I found the talent level to be much higher this go-round than last -- i.e. 3 18-25 y.o. pretty young things.…
Dec 7, 2006, 3:54 AM
Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club
3209 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23704
Just went to FF after a...
Just went to FF after a lengthy hiatus. WOW! Firts, the not so good news: the talent hasn't changed much. The same ladies: Very talk blong with enormous titties, slightly older asian…
Nov 8, 2006, 8:02 PM
Headlights Gentlemen's Club
1428 George Washington Hwy N
Chesapeake, VA 23323
This club was a real letdown....
This club was a real letdown. For those of you who are new to the area, Portsmouth is the place for high quality talent, really entertaining, in a relaxed environment. Although JB's is…
Nov 8, 2006, 4:43 AM
Hot Seat
3509 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23704
Decided ro try this joint after...
Decided ro try this joint after a number of very pleasant trips to Final Fronteir down the road. The joint is decent enough. You pay the cover to enter, and there is a…
Sep 9, 2006, 3:05 AM
Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club
3209 George Washington Hwy
Portsmouth, VA 23704
I love this place. You...
I love this place. You have to know what you're getting and what to expect, so set your sights a little lower, your phazers to stun, and let's go. The place is a…
Aug 22, 2006, 7:50 PM
Illusion's Gentlemens Club
1500 US Highway 61 S
Woodville, MS 39669
I was not very impressed with...
I was not very impressed with this place. Granted, I went after hunting season, but I still thought the talent would be a little better. The girls were only average and they were…
Jul 9, 2006, 8:09 AM
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
Best non-FS club ever! I...
Best non-FS club ever! I had a great time there in January and looks like tradition lives. As other reviewers have noted, it is a little open, and that can be uncomfortable.…
Apr 4, 2006, 3:21 PM
Cheaters
245 Allens Ave
Providence, RI 02905
Went Friday and was a little...
Went Friday and was a little disappointed. Ethnic girls are well-put-together but aren't really my bag. Mark down for that. Whatever happened to college girls working their way through school? Anyway,…
Apr 4, 2006, 3:19 PM
Doll House
6105 Philips Hwy
Jacksonville, FL 32216
Greatest club in Florida, but YMMV....
Greatest club in Florida, but YMMV. Had a great time. Girls 50% hot, 25% okay, 25% run away. $25 lap dances worth every penny. Not full service, no sex, but the…
Apr 2, 2006, 8:20 AM
Kings Inn
635 State Rd
North Dartmouth, MA 02747
This club is just about as...
This club is just about as close to perfect as you can get. I went there Saturday just after lunch. What a great environment. Yes, it's dark and seedy. But the…
Feb 20, 2006, 12:36 PM

















