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23 reviews by nomorethreeputts

Gold Club

Memphis, TN

I recently hit gold club after...

I recently hit gold club after a long abscence from the scene. I wound up with a hot ebony girl named approprately ebony. Based on prior reviews I bought the upsell 3 dance, but quickly…

16 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

Okay - if you look at...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Okay - if you look at my reviews you know that i always go back to the well in a dry spell. and ff has never let me doiwn. nut, this time they…

16 yrs ago

Pure Platinum

San Diego, CA

I went to pure platinum last...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

I went to pure platinum last week. First time is last. Club is big and has a ton of potential. But, current format is bad. Dancers are very low brow. Every one either was covered…

17 yrs ago

Cheaters

Providence, RI

You know what they say about...

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

You know what they say about going back to the well??? I went to Cheaters Sunday, after a great review last time, and was a little disappointed. There were a few 9's walking around,…

18 yrs ago

Cheaters

Providence, RI

Guys: I have abunch...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Guys: I have abunch of reviews on here and this is my first for cheaters. Look the prvious reviews whined about streets and time to get there. Be honest -- what…

18 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

What is up with this place....

★★★★★★★2.3/10

What is up with this place. I have noticed a steady decline over the past two years. Went in and they only had 1 girl available. Might have been another on shift,…

18 yrs ago

Krystal Cabaret

Portsmouth, VA

Just back from sea, and stopped...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Just back from sea, and stopped by the old haunt. Not too good this time. Only 3 dancers, one with tiny tits and big ass, a brown girl with a huge ass and…

18 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Stoppeb by last week for the...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Stoppeb by last week for the first time and really thought this was a great idea. This is a great place to have dinner and look at pretty women. It is not really…

18 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

I recently returned to my old...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I recently returned to my old hauntig grounds after an extended, military induced, absence. I had a series (5-10) of decent dances by a cute white chick named Tammi. It was okay, but…

18 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Most beautiful girls in town. ...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Most beautiful girls in town. Pure viewing pleasure, as there is no grinding allowed. Still well worth the cover. There was a tall, leggy, surgically enhanced blonde who put on quite a…

19 yrs ago

Clancy's

Norfolk, VA

I agree with slash -- this...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I agree with slash -- this place is good to have a beer and look at a few pretty ladies. But so is Hooters and they have better wings. The gals here are…

19 yrs ago

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, VA

After the excoriation by redrocks, I...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After the excoriation by redrocks, I decided to give JBG another try. I found the talent level to be much higher this go-round than last -- i.e. 3 18-25 y.o. pretty young things.…

19 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

Just went to FF after a...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Just went to FF after a lengthy hiatus. WOW! Firts, the not so good news: the talent hasn't changed much. The same ladies: Very talk blong with enormous titties, slightly older asian…

19 yrs ago

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, VA

This club was a real letdown....

★★★★★★★3.0/10

This club was a real letdown. For those of you who are new to the area, Portsmouth is the place for high quality talent, really entertaining, in a relaxed environment. Although JB's is…

19 yrs ago

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, VA

Decided ro try this joint after...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Decided ro try this joint after a number of very pleasant trips to Final Fronteir down the road. The joint is decent enough. You pay the cover to enter, and there is a…

19 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

I love this place. You...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

I love this place. You have to know what you're getting and what to expect, so set your sights a little lower, your phazers to stun, and let's go. The place is a…

19 yrs ago

Illusion's Gentlemens Club

Palma, ES

I was not very impressed with...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I was not very impressed with this place. Granted, I went after hunting season, but I still thought the talent would be a little better. The girls were only average and they were…

20 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Best non-FS club ever! I...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Best non-FS club ever! I had a great time there in January and looks like tradition lives. As other reviewers have noted, it is a little open, and that can be uncomfortable.…

20 yrs ago

Cheaters

Providence, RI

Went Friday and was a little...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Went Friday and was a little disappointed. Ethnic girls are well-put-together but aren't really my bag. Mark down for that. Whatever happened to college girls working their way through school? Anyway,…

20 yrs ago

Doll House

Jacksonville, FL

Greatest club in Florida, but YMMV....

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Greatest club in Florida, but YMMV. Had a great time. Girls 50% hot, 25% okay, 25% run away. $25 lap dances worth every penny. Not full service, no sex, but the…

20 yrs ago

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, MA

This club is just about as...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

This club is just about as close to perfect as you can get. I went there Saturday just after lunch. What a great environment. Yes, it's dark and seedy. But the…

20 yrs ago

J & J's Cabaret Gentlemens Club

Meridian, MS

This place is a great little...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This place is a great little stopover. I go there whenever I am in town. The atmosphere is kind of cheap and country pool-hallish, but they have a pole and thats what counts.…

20 yrs ago

Temptation Gentlemen's Club

Fairhaven, MA

I went to FLSC Friday. ...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I went to FLSC Friday. It was okay, but i left unsatsfied. The club was nice and clean. Girls were mostly pretty hot. But they were not willing to get into…

20 yrs ago