Meh, At Best
I was in Tulsa with some free time. Four of the five Tulsa strip clubs are clustered within about 10 minutes from my hotel, so I decided to do some exploring. Though Night Trips’ latest TUSCL review was posted last month, there have been no others this year. Before that there were only two in 2021, and two in 2020, so I decided to take one for the team and write another recent report for y’all.
Visited from about 11:00-midnight on a Saturday night. Free parking in a large paved and lighted lot, $8.00 cover, and a check of my DL. No masks anywhere. Smoking is allowed, but was not really noticeable. Bottled water (my drink of choice) was $4.00 at the bar.
The club is basically a large open room, with one large stage and two or three small satellite stages, all with poles. Only one of the small stages was in use when I was there. Girls dance topless on stage. There is a small bar to the right when you come in, with a small number of backless stools. Sitting there gives you a view of the stage, though you’re not close to it at all. In the back right corner is a pretty good-sized lap dance area, open to the entire room. There are VIP rooms near the bar.
I’ve been in more than 275 strip clubs, and I have to say that this was one of the least inviting rooms I have ever been in. Everything is done in black and chrome and the lighting is shitty – especially on stage – giving off a very cold vibe. (The AC was cranked, too, so it really *was* cold.) Even with the low lighting, the place looked dingy. The area near the bar is crowded and not laid out well. The music being played was all rock, which was fine (but Ozark Mountain Daredevils? Really?), but not only was it really loud, the bass end was way, way, *way* too high and it all sounded like crap. Note to Arizona Turd Blossom: This concludes the Club Ad portion of this review.
It was pretty busy, with lots of customers and at least 30 dancers – Caucasian, Black and Latina girls with body types for any taste. I didn’t see them all up close, but they all seemed pretty attractive. There is seating all over the club, but the girls seemed to cluster in small groups and did not circulate much. For the most part, I think if you see one you like, it seems you need to approach her on your own.
I did have one come chat me up at the bar. She was very pretty, with a beautiful smile and an engaging personality. I bought her a drink (Lemon Drop), which was $6.00. I really enjoyed talking with her and asked about dances. I knew from previous reviews that girls set their own prices. She was very up front with me and said that dances are no longer $20. She said she charges $30 and some are charging – and getting – $40 a dance. We went off to the lap dance area for two dances at $30 each. They were done topless, and touching up top was allowed.
I inquired about VIP options, and, again, she was very frank with me. As I knew, girls set their own prices, and hers start at $400 for 30 minutes and go up from there. But she indicated that the VIP rooms, though “private,” have metal-beaded curtains that allow the staff to keep tabs on the activities, and they are pretty vigilant, which limits the amount of touching that can be done. I liked this gorgeous and delightfully conversant woman a lot, but I was grateful for her candor and decided to pass. And left, unlikely to return.